I was just revisiting this gem from Joe Cumia
5 2015-12-30 by silks322
Brother Joe, property thief. by JCP_1975 in opieandanthony
[–]BrotherJoeCumia -120 points 1 year ago
I really had to think about getting involved here at all, but here I go. You fucking retards are so stuck on sucking my brothers cock, that you can't stand the thought of people actually being friends with him. And YOU! "Hates Sam Roberts" WTF is WRONG with you? Is your little world so boring and pathetic that you feel a need to lash out at people that have a connection with your radio GOD??? Your idol?? Fucking embarrassing? You're the definition of embarrassment...you dopey fuck. "Coming after me" for a TV logo that you have nothing to do with? You know what you are? And this is no joke...I'm going to be 100% honest with you here little girl.... I've had this discussion with my brother after reading some of the pathetic drivel posted here..,You're everything that your radio hero thinks is wrong with this world...don't you realize that? A pissy little self entitled bitch that needs to be "offended" to feel a sense of "belonging" and self importance. You're the kind of dickhead (and over the years I've met many just like you) that would suck their own left nut out of its sac for the chance to be on the "inside", to hang out at the compound, laugh with your hero and have him "approve" of you. Now you know that'll never happen, so you go the other way and lash out at the people closest to Anth, and try to make trouble for and with them. NONE OF YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ANY OF US ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, AND ITS INFURIATING TO YOU. So, the only option you have left is to be a hateful dick. Psychology 101...Sam is friends w Anth, you hate him, Opie was Anths partner for 20 years, you "have him the benefit of the doubt (big of you!) but he was a dick and you didn't "approve" of him, and me? Fucks sake man!!! I'M HIS BLOOD, his big bro- his oldest friend, confidante, supporter, protector, counsellor, drinking buddy, band mate, etc...etc...in short, one of the closest individuals to him on this planet.You fucking dick-knots HATE me (and Sam, and Opie, And a bunch of his other friends) because of that, and that alone. You don't know me, or Anth or Sam, or Opie...You just THINK you do because you want to so badly...Your comments that you'd like to think are "privileged information are mostly wrong! Just fucking WRONG! No shit...inaccurate bullshit...INCORRECT INFO THAT YOU ALL MAKE UP, and try to impress each other with... Again..simply pathetic...I hope you all understand yourselves a little better after reading this. There's NOTHING you can say from this point forward that will make you forget about or disprove the light I've just shed on you and your cronies.
16 comments
14 Really_Big_Dummy 2015-12-30
Anth lol
10 homerj123 2015-12-30
NONE OF YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ANY OF US ON A PERSONAL LEVEL
Sure we can go down to Oceans five and toss quarters in his hat while he is working the early bird special shift, if you can hold out long enough for dinner you can order clams from him if you are in his section.
4 Jackatard 2015-12-30
What a douche! Self-important by association. We all want to see you back tin-knocking beside Anthony after he's eventually released from jail.
3 holodog 2015-12-30
I'd like to believe this is some clever way of calling us niggers. I'd like to believe that.
2 PeckaSucka 2015-12-30
The black earl song was funny.
4 TheJewIsUsingOqie 2015-12-30
A lot of their early song parodies are really catchy. That being said I still hope bro Joe gets clothes lined by piano wire while driving his motorcycle.
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-30
Be careful what you wish for, that could cause a serious injury.
2 clucker220 2015-12-30
Is that fucking idiot really him? He is an embarrassment.
He's been active recently too. https://www.reddit.com/user/BrotherJoeCumia
2 PiggyFork 2015-12-30
Only once a year though. We know because he made it VERY clear. So he/she is definitely not reading this.
2 brianpeckahs 2015-12-30
The douche chills attached to that last sentence - yeeesh!
2 Nulltor 2015-12-30
Can you retitle this "sad, angry old man yells at internet: hilarity ensues"?
2 check_checkerson 2015-12-30
Well he's not wrong with the partying with anth in compound and gets approval thing, remember stangefella used to go on and on about going to compound parties
2 Nohopeformankind77 2015-12-30
Joe actually thinks he's accomplished something in this life. Fucking adorable.
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1 aria_taint 2015-12-30
Suck my own left nut out of my sack..I wish!
1 TheFatMosque 2015-12-30
what is a dick-knot?
1 silks322 2015-12-30
He sure likes to talk about male genitalia