I have to admit I'm enjoying watching Cumia's life fall apart

43  2015-12-29 by [deleted]

Although I've always enjoyed his comedy, even back in the O+A days I thought he just seemed like a nasty little shit of a person.

In a way it's nice closure; i got to enjoy his jokes and humour and now I get to enjoy watching him fall apart at the seams. It's win/win.

Thanks for the years of entertainment Anthony, both in terms of the comedy and now the twisted soap opera which has became your pitiful existence.

I'll be continuing to enjoy it until your inevitable death next year.

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Why would you enjoy him dying next year? Wouldn't you want to watch him lose his lifestyle and suffer for a while? What kind of piece of shit sociopath are you?

It will be interesting watching Ant go from broadcaster to a broke guy who makes live appearances at gun shows and NRA conferences.

I think we need a LonelyCumia Twitter so we can post picks of his empty table at NRA conventions.

This post disturbs me on so many levels.

I do not understand how people can be so vile and hateful.

Opie is a fucking cunt, and I hope he is convicted of fucking his own kids.

Be nice guys, we have to be a positive example.

I hope Ant fucks Opie's kids, two birds with one stone right there.

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I loled right there!

From your lips to God's ears

I check on this sub everyday hoping to find breaking news of his suicide.

he just seemed like a nasty little shit of a person.

I love him. But him and Op did need a good slap in the face once in a while.

PLEASE let this shit go to trial

nope. worst case scenario? ant will pay her off.

you have to remember, we're not talking about a woman with any sort of integrity. she will take money over her self-respect, every single time.

That's not possible with domestic violence in the NY court system. It is in the prosecutor's hands now.

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The sad part is every good guy in the business (Bennington, Bobby, Patrice, heck even Burr) has been warning Anthony for years. They all saw this coming but stubborn guinea wouldn't listen. Dude threw away one of the easiest jobs in showbiz because he is a 100% POS person. I am enjoying the downfall of this arrogant alcoholic racist prick.

Guests like Lewis Black or Joel McHale also said stuff when they came in toward the end. They were both like "Jesus Christ, you're angry dude, be careful". Listening to the show regularly kind of numbed how angry he was to "outsiders" to me when I was listening

I remember Louis CK straight up told him something like "If you don't calm down you're going to go to jail" but have no idea what appearance it was

I think if Lewis Black is telling you to calm down then maybe it's a sign.

Wouldn't listen to what? His psycho girlfriend got him in trouble. It won't stick...Ant will go back to his life.

Where's the downfall?

Where's the downfall?

Oh here it is..

His psycho girlfriend got him in trouble. It won't stick...Ant will go back to his life.

I admire Anthony's ability to self-destruct.

Also, I'm surprised there hasn't been a mass-suicide of the hardcore Anthony fans, to be honest.

Chris Brown.

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He's not that entertaining alone, his entertainment value is severely tied to whatever guest he has or if there is Opie drama. His show is boring and all the rest of the shows on his network will still be around and will be free if TACN ever goes under. I don't care about TACN or if he is successful with it. However I only enjoy him failing as long as he has a show that he has to try and do, once he loses that, I wish him well and will forget about him

He's not entertaining alone. I haven't really laughed at him since he left O&A. I tried the TACS and it didn't take.

That said, the thought just a few weeks ago that Jimmy and him could be together in 10 months was exciting and as quickly as it appeared, it's now disappeared.

Bingo. Anthony is awesome as the 2nd mic when he is riffing with other funny people... but terrible as a main host who tries to carry a show on his own.

Is this sub slowly turning back to hating Anthony? A few weeks ago this post would have buried in downvotes.

A few weeks ago, Anthony wasn't hilariously falling apart, he had hit a ledge during his plummet the bottom, and was surviving nicely. So wishing ill to Ant a few weeks ago would have just distracted from talking shit about ole furrytits, who obsessively reads every word here, and was stroking himself until I pointed this out.

It's the new flavor of the week here.

It's not hating him. Again, it's just us looking for entertainment. If these guys could keep us entertained with their actual shows, then we wouldn't be doing this. But mostly all they do that is fun to watch is them fighting each other and looking like idiots.

It truly is bizarre because the Opie vs Jim fight seemed to be the moment where it looked like Anthony was going to come out of all of this the winner and Tits was going to end up morning zoo'ing his career the rest of the way.

Anthony is a self destructive idiot. He's entertaining as fuck (when he was on O&A) to listen to, but he really wanted to go down in flames. He never really believed he deserved the success he had so he keeps destroying it.

He was coming back from the firing and looked to have Jim on his side for a venture that would've made Tits look like the smallest piece of shit in the business. Jim & Ant might've even ended up with a Sirius-like deal on another platform. But then Ant burned it all down. It's what he does.

I just don't know why he hasn't grown out of this. In my 20's I enjoyed fucking crazy hot broken toys of women. There was drama all the time. They were hot in a needy fucked up way. They would let you do ridiculous things to them in bed and basically lived to be dominated by you. You could call them nasty things in bed and dress them up any way you wanted to. But I eventually grew up and grew out of it when the last crazy girl I was fucking would cut herself when she couldn't see me as much as she wanted to. Showing up to fuck her and seeing the cuts on her body snapped me the fuck out of it. I couldn't help her. I tried to tell myself my spending time with them would save these girls in my own fucked up way, but that was bullshit I was telling myself. It was a pattern I had to stop for myself because none of those relationships were healthy. I can't believe Anthony, with all he has on the line, hasn't grown out of it. It says a lot about his character and the lack of humanity to surround yourself with very young women who need professional help. He's never going to kick this. There will be another Dani. There always be another landmine. If there's not a loud boom and smoke clearing every 6-12 months in his life, he doesn't know what to do.

Anthony is a self destructive idiot. He's entertaining as fuck

This is really the gist of his being. He's naturally such a funny, quick and clever guy, and when he's on, he really is someone special.

But he's incredibly self-destructive, too. It's almost like he tries to get heat back on himself right after he gets into a sweet spot in life and garners the goodwill of his fans. It's a subconscious effort to destroy anything he built up. This and the firing aren't the only times this happened. If he was not so fucking desperate to not work for a living installing ACs, then he probably would have fucked up that job too and ended up on welfare or in jail or dead from alcohol.

His subconscious mind isn't able to handle when things are going well because he was brought up in a fucked up household, so he has to create drama and bring things back down to the level he knew growing up. He's succeeded in spite of himself.

And it's not something you grow out of. It's who he is as a person. Legitimate therapy would probably help, but as a self-destructive person, it's near impossible for him to even bring himself to the point of facing the underlying issues. He needs constant noise and craziness around him. It's why he is always watching tv and leaves it on to go to sleep. it's why he's petrified of getting high, because it will likely cause him to come face to face with his inner workings and he might have a meltdown. And it's why he dates crazy girls. He invents drama for himself because its all he knows.

Its the slow knife that cuts the deepest just sit back and enjoy his downfall

Really? I wish him the best. I hope wholeheartedly the allegations are not true. This guy has entertained me and made me laugh so many times I only wish him a great life.

His life makes me glad at times I'm just a boring private school teacher.

Shuuuuuuure

OP crystalized my thoughts exacty.

I have to agree Anthony has some semi-genius with impersonations/characters and could be funny as fuck, not to mention instigate great radio debates.

He always seemed to be just the lowest kind of sneering vindictive little shit. A rotten character, the kind of shitty type who'd throw half-eaten burritos at the store window and caw about how it stuck to the side of the window hahahahha!

So yep, it's just fine watching him lose his reputation and eventually money and sooner or later get beat up I suppose until eventually becoming an old queen.

God dam did I write this shit, it's my feelings exactly. Thank you me.

Go suck each other's cocks

Again?

Cunt logic indeed. You must live a miserable live.

I love you people that convict via Twitter! You're the problem BTW!

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I honestly just feel bad for Anthony because he will most likely lose his arsenal over this. I was forced to surrender my Savage 64 F .22 LR to law enforcement due to some moronic shit I pulled and I haven't forgiven myself since. But oh well. Only eleven more months of probation left and then I'm going to buy me a howitzer.

Oh what a shame that would be .. would probably feel like he's giving away his kids. All that gear he's collected over the years taken away in one foul swoop.

I bet Anthony even tucks his guns into bed and gives them goodnight kisses.

I bet you're a faggot who justifies his own existence with the same joke-recycling quips. With a boyfriend who gives the tip of your penis goodnight kisses.

aww diddums did someone mock a gun owner?

Good one. But if I were you I'd be a lot more worried about my European culture being destroyed by unrelenting Islamic Third World economic migration.

Meh. Where i live i only see white british people other than the taxi drivers and Indian takeways. Doesn't make a major difference in my life.

I didn't even say anything bad about guns, you unmedicated lunatic.

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cunt logic.

if you allow dani cuntlightly to be the demise or distort anthony in the slightest, you really are what you are.

Too late, she got him. The damage is done.

case in point, u faggot.

Dude it's already been all over the news that he strangled and beat the bitch .. It's already happened, and there was nothing you could do.

no. she periscoped accusations and 2 times prior tried to secretly periscope/defame him. there is no way in hell i believe a god damn word out of that cunt and considering the fact she's bragged about getting paid and milking ant, and using him and disrespecting his home,she deserved a fucking beating AND she should have stfu about it if it did happen...which it didnt.

The people who really were fans of O&A and genuinely enjoy the shit storm that started July 2014 really scare me. You are a fucking psycho.

Even a DV charge can't make his life fall apart. He's really fucking rich, that changes all the rules.

This is pretty much correct. Although I don't know how much of the "Cumia fortune" he still has -- he seems like he spends pretty extravagantly. I suspect it's well over $5 million, though, which means that he probably has more than enough to stay off of the street. Also, TACS probably at least sustains itself, and actually throws off a little money of its own. I doubt subs will be hurt to much from this kerfuffle.

It's not like for normal people, where getting arrested (or, worse, convicted) will probably cost you your job and you're living paycheck-to-paycheck or on meager savings. The dude's got a cushion.

I doubt he'll see any jail time and agree that a conviction of DV won't destroy him but I don't see him being very happy or secure having to give up his guns. Even a misdemeanor conviction of DV will cost him his guns. His lawyer definitely has his work cut out for him.

I would be astonished if he didn't plead guilty in exchange for a deal. If he does, there's no way he's doing any time.

The one sticking point might be the guns; as you observed, he's not going to want to give those up. It very probably depends on how much juice his attorney has with the DA -- I'd imagine that Ant probably hired a good one with a good reputation. I think there's a way for them to work out a deal that lets him keep his guns (a criminal lawyer that practices in NY was on here talking about it before -- I think it's structured as a plan in anticipation of dismissal or something, wherein he has to be a good boy for a certain period of time and then the charges are "dropped" without a conviction). I'll be interested to see if it's offered.

If he goes to trial he's crazy unless he's got some really hard evidence that he's innocent -- like the cameras in his house clearly show that he didn't put his hands on her and he can get that evidence in. He's facing hard time if he rolls the dice.

Those deals where you can clear the conviction after completing probation are usually done for petty crimes like shoplifting. I doubt he'll get that kind of deal but who knows.

Why the fuck are idiots downvoting you?

Idgaf I got mad internet points homie.

Says the fat trailer trash asshole that spends all of his time thinking and talking about a millionaire...

Again?

He's not entertaining alone. I haven't really laughed at him since he left O&A. I tried the TACS and it didn't take.

That said, the thought just a few weeks ago that Jimmy and him could be together in 10 months was exciting and as quickly as it appeared, it's now disappeared.

Bingo. Anthony is awesome as the 2nd mic when he is riffing with other funny people... but terrible as a main host who tries to carry a show on his own.