I'm really fucking tired of Amy Schumer.

She's almost done. The twats that make up the majority of her fan base have the attention span of a cocker spaniel

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Heebie Cuntberger is here for a while. Them Jews have staying power.

I never even hear about her. This is the only place.

She was a little lightheaded from not eating for twenty minutes.

Makes sense. That dress doesn't have a feed bag attachment.

I hate that everything that's put out about Amy constantly tells us she's this important, gorgeous, hilarious person.

They have to force this narrative because she's clearly a corny fat idiot

It's the same shit for Melissa McCarthy. Fat cornball chicks are all the rage.

I agree in some sense but mccarthy at least pokes fun at herself and is grounded compared to schumes acting like her and big name celebs are bffs. Case in point jennifer lawerence.

McCarthy also has the ability to act when she wants to.

But the schumes had a decent flick! LOVE HER. LOVE HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOD DAMN IT OR YOU HATE WOMEN AND ARE A MYSOGYNIST.

So she exploited Kim and Kanyes hyper celeb status for her own gain,by acting like an asshole when 3000+ cameras were pointed at people 1000 times more famous than her.

She is a transparent cunt, I have never seen anyone go from zero to Hollywood faster than her. This jew cunt is breaking speed records, she may surpass Kardashian, on the talent to fame ratio.

She is a transparent cunt, I have never seen anyone go from zero to Hollywood faster than her.

Whitney Cummings

Hmm, Whitney is slightly funnier, and way less preachy online.

Close comparison, but Amy still wins out.

Whitney Cummings never used a blatantly manufactured publicity stunt to enhance her career.

I heard Whitney on Joe Rogan's podcast and I've never heard a guest so clearly wanna fuck Joe than her. I think if you listen close enough you can actually hear her pussy dripping

I heard that, she is kind of a bubbly chill, funny bitch, and very aware that Joe has 15 million listeners.

She just comes across as less greasy than Amy.

less fat and ugly too

I had the opposite impression, seemed forced, laughed way too hard at everything rogan said, it was weird and uncomfortable. Few times her opinion would completely be reversed by rogans comment within seconds in a douche way. It helped me understand why 2 broke girls sucks so bad.

I put a disclaimer of her being aware of the sheer numbers Joes podcast has.

She is also more able to be in the Hollywood scene without publicity stunts or hyper feminist comments to buff her up.

I hope you fall down an elevator shaft for saying "bubbly chill"

I do too.

Whitney Cummings IS a blatantly manufactured publicity stunt. Her standup, her sitcom, even her "sexy" shit... it's all blatantly manufactured.

2 broke girls, worst shit on tv and she should be ashamed for making it

It's surpassed Big Bang Theory in unwatchablity.

I stumbled upon this show and it may have been the most painful bit of TV I have ever witnessed. Sitcoms in general aren't very funny, especially on something like CBS, but this was a whole new level of shit. It was putrid. I have never heard an audience laugh harder at less jokes. It is literally a half hour of

"blah blah blah something?' "Blah blah blah SEX!"

HAHAHAHA

"Blah blaaaahhh! you shouldn't blah blah with blah blah!" "Tell that to blah blah!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Asian man walks in

"OHHHH I'M SO ASIAN! ROOK AT ME BEING ASIAN!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"You're so Asian! Something something sex Kat Dennig's bit tits!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

They literally stop the dialogue every 4 seconds because the audience is pissing themselves with laughter. I think the script is only one page front and maybe back and the rest just says "Stop for audience laughs"

best review of the show

Forgive me if this sounds harsh, but everyone involved in this story deserves to die.

Your comment offends me

Please tell me the #important is sarcastic.

Not that Huffington Post is the beacon of levelheaded non-douchiness, but it's far from the worst thing I've seen out there.

edit: nm. Obviously not sarcastic.

http://i.imgur.com/bfVGFbF.jpg

fucking rage inducing.

this is the site that calls any woman doing anything badass. they are fucking hyperbolic idiots.

So what was the big, hilarious prank there?

Don't forget #important

In September, Schumer explained why she decided to faceplant at the feet of Kardashian and West. "What I attribute that moment to was seeing these two people who are, you know, media moguls, in their prime -- in their moment and wanting to do something to remind everyone that we're all human and that no one is more special than everyone else."

Wow. What an important and incredible genius. Allow me to paraphrase:

"What I attribute that moment to was seeing these two people who are, you know, media moguls, in their prime -- in their moment, and wanting to do something to make that moment about me."

An inspirational and moving prank

so brave

Her fall measured a 6 on the Richter scale

great 'prank' opie amy

This shit makes Harry Hater make like an insightful Carlin bit.

Zionist media machine has really outdone themselves with Schumer. Never seen a Jew rise to the top so quickly. They've never been so obvious, either. Every story's headline exclaims that whatever she's done is the greatest, most world-changing thing ever. It's like she was part of some Eyes Wide Shut ritual a year ago where she signed a contract in her own blood in front of the council of Hebe Kikeberger.

Does every single fucking thing this bitch do have to be "important"? Up to a year ago she only ever told dick jokes in her life

Up until the show (Amy's), I literally only knew her as the chick who got fingered by a cab driver, from that one O&A appearance. The next time she was on, they just brought it up again.

This is something someone thinks of when they're stoned

And 12 and retarded.

Dont lump me in with this

Hm...

Edie the Eater?

How to chain your piggy?

Loves the buffet girl?

She's a regular Gregg "Internet Sensation" Hughes

Loving the schumes

The prank is she fell over in front of them?

I'm still trying to figure out if that is the extent of this "important" "prank."

THATS OUR SHOOMS. AMAY!

I don't read Gawker, what happened?

Dumb unfunny fatty pubis slit

Did she finally collapse under the weight of her enormous ego? or was it her stomach?

oof.

Feminists fucking worship her. But she will go the way of lena dunham.

So brave. Make a funny joke you pig.

Wow, it's truly difficult to be the most hateable person in a picture with Kanye and Kim, but she managed to pull it off.

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Amy has ascended to the 'fart in a box and critics will think it's genius' stage of her career. I won't hate on her for that; most never make it to this stage, even if they do pander to social justice causes. This stage does not last very long, though. We'll see if it goes to her head or if she goes back to her comedy roots.

I wish Opie would stomp on her ovaries.

So she's a genius for stealing a bit that Chevy Chase did in the 70's? A bit that sucked then, too.

I bet for her next comedy special she will do a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz while wearing a 4x sized bunny suit, ala Steve Martin.

I can't wait until this self-important cunt has a stroke from all those shots of whiskey and Baconators.

To bad that wasn't caused by a 30 cal.

This shit makes Harry Hater make like an insightful Carlin bit.