Fuck Nicholini (big Isles fan, and she used to be the Nassau Coliseum announcer, that'd be a biggie), Marry Stetten (she actually seems pretty cool, Kill Dani (she's a squeaky-voiced psycho)
Thought you were leaving the sub because we aren't funny anymore you faggot. This is what the sub really needs, some edgy fuck marry kill bit threads to get hilarity happening again. Unsubscribe.
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3 Dagidugidai 2015-12-29
I'd marry Stalker Patti and kill all 3 of the others, gotta remove what ever hyper drug resistant strain of chlamydia Ant has from the environment
3 LightBulbExpert 2015-12-29
Kill Dani, Fuck Stetten, Marry Nicolini
2 TheDarkFezRises 2015-12-29
A man without care for how much that marriage would cost him in bed sheets, you truly must be a big baller, sir.
1 GRIZx 2015-12-29
Have you seen Nicolini lately? jesus christ her skin looks like its made out of Slim Jims.
3 Tom_Stall 2015-12-29
What are we, 9?
2 packitchofsositch 2015-12-29
Well we all know which Pearl Jam album is this guy's favorite, right gang?
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2 3stepsbackward 2015-12-29
Kill: Dani Golightly; using Ant's strangulation hands.
Fuck: Jill Nicolini because there's only so much asshole leakage I could put up with.
Marry: Melissa Stetten because models age well, despite all that bulimia and puking.
1 misstheolddaysfan 2015-12-29
This is the cumiaverse so fuck all of em marry none of em. I'm staying out of the whole kill thing.
1 charliemccarthy 2015-12-29
Kill all three. Fuck all three corpses. Marry Ant (he's rich).
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-12-29
Can I just kill myself?
1 [deleted] 2015-12-29
Send Bieber, Nicki Minaj and Carrot Top to hell instead.
0 BoardroomBimmy 2015-12-29
Kill Dani.
0 [deleted] 2015-12-29
Fuck Nicoleaky, marry Stetten, kill Dani.
0 wp9215 2015-12-29
Fuck Nicholini (big Isles fan, and she used to be the Nassau Coliseum announcer, that'd be a biggie), Marry Stetten (she actually seems pretty cool, Kill Dani (she's a squeaky-voiced psycho)
0 mesobuku 2015-12-29
Kill Dani, the rest is just details...
0 PeckaSucka 2015-12-29
Thought you were leaving the sub because we aren't funny anymore you faggot. This is what the sub really needs, some edgy fuck marry kill bit threads to get hilarity happening again. Unsubscribe.
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1 [deleted] 2015-12-29
You again you creepy pedophile motherfucker..
That thread was an APREHL FAHHHLS stupid. You're worse than Opie.
0 PeckaSucka 2015-12-29
Yea thanks for responding and deleting your comment like 3 times. After 3 try's you finally crafted it into this gem of a comment. Beautiful.
1 [deleted] 2015-12-29
Wow nice one pedo.. I wonder how many more crutches you have to lean on. You are beyond pathetic.
"try's"? Goddamn waterhead
0 PeckaSucka 2015-12-29
PEDO! Talk about crutches.
-2 AntsCamera 2015-12-29
Fuck: Jill, in her ass, no lube needed since she leaks oil like a 77 Impala.
Marry: Melissa, I would knock that feminist shit right out of her with my stiff dick, and even stiffer backhand.
Kill: Dani, the gold digger.
No type of woman is more despicable than her. I speculate but I bet this Ant arrest is the result of a failed blackmail attempt.
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1 [deleted] 2015-12-29
Send Bieber, Nicki Minaj and Carrot Top to hell instead.