Fuck Melissa, Anthony pulled a woman way out of his league with Jill Nicolini and somehow managed to fuck it up. She was in Playboy for fuck's sake.

Nicholini is one of the least attractive "hot traffic girl" types I have ever seen. Gimme a break.

I certainly don't want some fake titted whore shitting undigested fat all over my bed every night...

Melissa was just as bad as Dani.

Jill was the diamond in the rough. Even breaking up with her was hilarious.

Melissa is funnier, but unlike Dani, she never pursued a career in comedy because she was too busy BEING A FUCKING MODEL!

I would actually fuck Melissa bareback, and not be scared of catching Hep C or AIDS. Fucking heroin addict Dani.

If dani does drugs. Ant does them with her. Get real.

Good for him, I do not fuck men so I don't fear getting whatever he caught from Danis needles. I would still rather bang Melissa

Ant getting Melissa was an anomaly. Those results could not be replicated in a laboratory.