Probably because he comes from a garbage family.

I'm assuming him and his white-trash wife went to the poconos for their honeymoon. They had a trashy suite with a champagne glass shaped jacuzzi and assumed it was the pinnacle of "class".

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I like the Poconos. :(

He inserts it into nearly every show or appearance he does (he must have mentioned it 5 times at the roast) in the hopes some dirt poor white trash waif will be listening. It's propaganda/advertising.

The best is when he would try to hit on whores on the show with it. It works for gross teenagers. But not grown up skanks.

Because he's human garbage

Ah yes. Once again his white trash upbringing shows its face. I mean, who else besides hoity toity socialites could afford a box in their backyard that makes the water hot?! God damn, y'all must play on the tee vee to be able to live like one of dem dere gosh dern Kerdashian fellers!

What do you do for a living character?

Why does Cumia think he's some sort of Internet media trailblazer by having a video podcast?

because he "basically created a new industry" remember?

Because he is.

Because everyone he knows is either poor or is a comedian that lives in a NYC condo/apartment.

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Is that what he thinks?

Does he?

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