/u/CumiasTheBeesKnees is the girl who posted on that Jezbel site.

3  2015-12-28 by BatFanOneMillion

Why she is a Woman/not part of the O&A Fanbase

If you look at her comments you will notice that she is very Opie like in that sense where she is a woman trying to "blend in" with the guys.

  1. https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3ycdzw/only_5_days_4_hours_and_23_minutes_to_get_this/cycd49j

  2. https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3ycdzw/only_5_days_4_hours_and_23_minutes_to_get_this/cycd17t?context=3

  3. https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3vd0ni/greggshells_ii_and_tacs_1202_4_hour_episode_with/cxmgyrk?context=3

Let's look at the examples above. First example, that comment is something you would see in a youtube comment. And I'm not saying us O&A fans are so above comedy than anywhere else in the internet, what I'm saying is, a normal O&A user who isn't a phony would have never posted that first comment because he/she knows that's not the type of humor we have here and afraid to have been downvoted.

The second example is just awful. If an O&A fan were to do a Chip character, they wouldn't add nigga unless Chip is talking about his mother's black client, Lamar. This person thinks if you add something racist and offensive and add a Fawk Yeah to it, it would be an O&A joke. We are not trying to be racist, we're trying to be like Jim. Now that I think about it, that's even more pathetic. I would rather just have people think we're racists.

The third example. Let's dissect it.


q________p!!!!!!!!!!!! ma nigga!!! On another note... was anyone else kind of disappointed with the TACS show the day after? I would've chopped off a testicle to watch it and then when I finally did I couldn't help but skip around and then ultimately just moved on to something else. Having Vos there made it somewhat interesting but otherwise it was just another dumb episode with Anthony blabbing into the camera except now he's talking about Opie instead of the dark people. If anything it just reinforced what I already know.. TACS blows.. O&J is slightly better but only probably since I don't have to see their dumb faces. I couldn't even imagine watching 4 hours of that shiite.


"q________p!!!!!!!!!!!!" This person thinks adding over emotional exclamation marks and emojis is how you talk to people regularly on the internet.

"On another note..." I'm too dumb to know what that "..." thing is called, but I know only women or shitty authors use that horseshit.

"I would've chopped off a testicle" We all know when Jim is trying to sound intellectual or Opie is trying to sound like a man (something they are not) and just find words along that subject and scramble them into a sentence. That is what is going on right now.

"and then when I finally did I couldn't help but skip around and then ultimately just moved on to something else." Congrats /u/CumiasTheBeesKnees, you did your homework. You knew that TACS sucked and how the fans felt about it and wrote it in that awkward, obviously made up sentence. What TACS listener would use phrases like "I couldn't help" "skip around and then ultimately" "blabbling onto the camera" "except Opie" "dark people"These are rednecks or angry white kids who grew up in Harlem, not white girls in NY complaining about black guys hitting on them.

  • "I couldn't help" Tumblr feminists are women who grew up thinking that men are not better than them. Mostly because they're fathers were a lame white guys like Norton who when they were young probably listened to Kiss and got drunk once in high school and got caught. This woman thinks that guys get bothered when they can't help themselves or stuck in a situation where they need to solve a problem. These types of women hate it when they are stuck in a situation where they are helpless cause in their eyes, men who save them don't exist.

  • "blabbling"

  • "Dark People" it's her attempt at being a racist. She thinks it would be too much if you said nigger on /r/TACSdiscussion or /r/opieandanthony .


https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3w1a9v/did_anyone_else_here_truly_not_like_patrice/

This is the best supporting argument on who this woman really is. Now, I know we all don't agree on Patrice's view on women but that's not the point. And some black fans of the show might find pretty annoying on what Patrice became to the white fans. But let's put all that aside, and recognize the stupidity of this lady.

Whenever Patrice argued with these girls, the effect turns out to be that they're emotions get fucked up and they don't know how to react to Patrice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFFNOpNsZgQ

Listen to this video.

Around 3 minuets in, that girl became like the robots in Blade Runner, she doesn't know how to react to Patrice cause she believes his wrong but he gets her wet at the same time. She never seen a guy like Patrice before so she doesn't know how to react to him. But she does feel something, but she just doesn't know what it is. Now look at this comment:


Trust me.. it had nothing to do with his race (other than the Ant shit) I got more annoyed by the constant over the top conversations about women like he was some sort of love guru.

I dunno maybe he was.. I'm just being honest.. At the time it used to fucking irritate me. It's just every single fucking time he was on you KNEW all they were going to talk about was how to handle your "Side Piece" etc..

It was just fucking nonsense.


"like he was some sort of love guru. I dunno maybe he was...I'm just being honest...At the time it used to fucking irritate me" I don't know maybe he was? So this girl doesn't even have a firm decision on whether Patrice really was good with women or not. Then she says

"you KNEW all they were going to talk about was how to handle your "Side Piece" etc..." so the whole part about Patrice wanting a side piece really stuck with her. I think his views on women are pretty great, but it is understandable why some people won't like him. Patrice's opinions were never really accepted in today's norms. And his talks did get pretty tiring after a while.

"It was just fucking nonsense." Look how she's trying to deny her feelings. But see, when she tells herself it's nonsense something in her is telling the exact opposite and that keeps her late at night. That's what makes her keep coming to us shithole of a subreddit because she feels that we are the only ones acknowledging Patrice and she knows that this feeling she has towards Patrice is unacceptable to her feminist friends even though she does not know what that even is.

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Just when I think I can't be more embarrassed to be associated with the people that post here.... I see this. Homerun, buddy.

Jesus christ

Delete your account and pretend this never happened.

NIgga take my name out your mother fuckin sperg fit

You need a hobby nigga.

But how does this relate to Opie being fucking terrible and unfunny and Brother Joe being a hateable piece of shit?

OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS IVE EVER READ!

j/k no one could have possibly read all of that inane horseshit

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I can't read all of that insane rambling, but you guys realize that the girl or guy who posted that jezebel comment probably never posted here and just lurked

Why do you think that? And yeah, my post does seem insane I agree. But I still stand with all the points.

she only talks about reading the sub, doesn't mention posting once. http://jezebel.com/this-will-sound-crazy-but-i-ve-been-reading-this-guy-s-1749270627

I stand with Ant.

Who's afraid to be downvoted? kill yourself if you are.

I don't care

If a mental health professional saw this they'd lock your ass up.

You seem stable and well adjusted.

Jesus christ, who fucking gives a shit?

nigga da fuck is dis shite?

I think it's something about wtc7 being brought down by a controlled demolition.

Just read it, How did this asshole know i worked on the HAARP system?

LOL

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The whole point of that thread was to sound over the top shocking. You actually typed all this out.

"..." is called an ellipsis. That is all...

Tsss...yeah why not an ellipbro or sumpthin

REVISE

Fuck dude... how about you step outside and get some fresh air?

this is terrific, thank you

You can type up inane theories all day, but like with drugs, afterward, your problems will still be there.

Stop running and deal.

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coulda been a scientist or somethin tss

Fag.