Brother Joe, if you're reading this....
65 2015-12-28 by smokinswindler
I hope you are involved in a minor car accident that you walk away with only minor scrapes and bruises. Later that day when you are opening a particularly stubborn bottle of ibuprofen, you slip, fall backwords and hit your dense head on your tile floor sending you into a deep coma. Days later the doctor tells your family that you are in a terry schiavo level vegetative state and to consider to options of life putting you on expensive life support or letting you go peacefully. This happens on January 3rd. The next day Anth is convicted of all charges and is entered into a lengthy and expensive lawsuit. Having to liqudate assets & cut back expenses he makes the call to pull the plug and let you die. Fuck you Joe.
34 comments
57 doxxbrown 2015-12-28
Joe would never be involved in a car accident. His gang, AKA SAMCRO, only ride Harleys.
7 KellyHangOn 2015-12-28
So good
4 mikestl1988 2015-12-28
I hope he dies like Duane Allman
1 MrKrinkel 2015-12-28
Duane Allmans dead?
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2015-12-28
you just know he has a tattoo that says "Riding through this world, all alone" but in horribly misspelled calligraphy somewhere on his horrible body.
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-7 JoePuffy 2015-12-28
A murse?
4 potnachos 2015-12-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8KCBZtpEk
34 OldGearJammer 2015-12-28
The fact that someone would spend so much time writing this to someone they don't know is hilarious.
2 AgentTimex 2015-12-28
...to impress these people no less lmao
2 smokinswindler 2015-12-28
Not trying to impress anyone. I honestly hope Joe dies in front of his loved ones.
20 Roland1232 2015-12-28
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
16 swarrrm 2015-12-28
He's not even worthy of our hate trolling. Fuck him, just ignore the faggot, don't watch tacs shows he's on, and let him waste away. He's like 60 and dresses and acts like a high school bully from an 80's movie, total loser.
5 BoboOrban6 2015-12-28
"Brother Joe is a LOSER!" - Donald Trump
15 Opprobriousness 2015-12-28
I bet you were erect as you typed that, you sick fuck.
22 kickerofelves 2015-12-28
Reading it I certainly was.
11 clucker220 2015-12-28
This is awfully complicated.
8 EvenArlqu 2015-12-28
BE MORE FUNNY
6 SlimWiggins 2015-12-28
Ay Joe, I hope your fingers get caught in a possum's cunt!
5 KennethFresno 2015-12-28
You can replace the "if" in your thread title with "because".
He wouldn't go through the trouble of telling us he comes here once a year if he wasn't obsessively reading every thing.
4 RonBengtan 2015-12-28
Bloodhound Gang did it better
5 PiggyFork 2015-12-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKHHdqwVes
3 KDkid18 2015-12-28
They seem like punks to me.
3 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-28
Aww.
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3 vosplugsagig 2015-12-28
"two" not "to" dickhead
3 EYE8OPIE 2015-12-28
The only thing missing is that Opie was a passenger and died at the scene of the accident due to mammogram complications from earlier that morning.
2 theronin23 2015-12-28
I'm just..so...happy right now.
2 TossyMcSalad 2015-12-28
it would be funnier, if joe was in a pseudo-vegetative state on the outside, but mentally fine and completely aware on the inside, with the doctors unable to diagnose, and joe unable to confer this...
and then ant pulls the plug himself and goes to prison for that, after being aquitted of all charges against dani.
i don't wish that on him though (<-- ant)
2 3stepsbackward 2015-12-28
I hope Anthony attacks him with a beer bottle next.
0 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-12-28
The two of them would call that a Nigger Knife.
2 ckb614 2015-12-28
Backwards
2 havingmadfun 2015-12-28
You should proofread your posts first
2 StinkyLunchBox 2015-12-28
Why do so many people hate Joe? Just trying to catch up on the show since I haven't listened in a long time and haven't heard his name in a year plus.
1 smokinswindler 2015-12-28
People hate Joe because look at his entire existence
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1 RikTheMick 2015-12-28
Hi Opie!
1 breadmoccasin 2015-12-28
Who the fuck cares about Brother Joe? It'd be a lot funnier if he went all pissy like he's been and everyone just ignored him.
22 kickerofelves 2015-12-28
Reading it I certainly was.