Please think of the 27 year old children...

Pass the kleenex.

That bitch really sucks at putting on makeup.

God damn, is this place full of the funniest vultures ever

Glad she's doing alright.

I like how BaldOpie has supplanted Tits as the go-to Opie to tweet at

what a pig

Oink oink nigga.

Safe to say we can expect a spate of gawker/salon/jezebel outrage articles about us soon?

PECKAHS

Fuck those dumb cunts.

We'll be #1 before you know it

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

i aint gonna like that, but i like that

I wish BaldOpie would take over this account. The asshole running this sucks at Photoshop.

I wonder if we're gonna see a Punished Ant soon.

maybe even a Venom Tits?

Here you go

as long as we get a revolver chippa

I'm all for this.

Wai wai....how about solid ant or somethin? TSSSss tsss.

This reddit takes something mildly amusing and just rapes it till theres only three autistic kids slapping their hands together, "Antneeey, Antneey yaaaaay"

Bald Opie wasn't even funny.

Now someone do bruises on her throat.

@BruisedDani:

2015-12-27 06:25:32 UTC

I'm getting along ok. #steak #icepack @AnthonyCumia @BaldOpie pic.twitter.com ^[Imgur]

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I never thought I'd look so forward to seeing upcoming tweets as much as baldopie but you've done it. Congrats!

hilarious

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I'm no SJW... but that this is insane or someone with motive to hurt Ant's case. Edit: I almost forgot who I'm typing to.

Is that makeup or what? What is this? a satire account?

OMG Ant's so fucked up! What a piece of shit he is, beating his GF!

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this is hillarious because its making it harder for ants lawyers to paint him as an upstanding citizen and entertainer hahahahahaha

You're not very bright.

You're not very bright.