Trigger Warning (Opie-ism): Discovered a new Opie tick to ruin the archives for you guys.
68 2015-12-26 by smokinswindler
Anytime there's a riff going and a comic is "killing it for us today", rather than adding something interesting, Gregg just says "Fawkin (inset comics name), man". Like he's some kind of hole who is "hanging with the guys" and can't believe they are taking it this far. I hate Opie.
53 comments
56 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-12-26
Or he "rewards" the comic by giving them a plug for their next gig. Just a lil' taste of a treat for the comic being a good boy. Just a taste.
6 EskimoEscrow 2015-12-26
Vos eats those plugs up like dog treats.
4 FukinPeckas 2015-12-26
A Jew loves anything that's free.
43 dankfranklin 2015-12-26
I've always hated that one. "Fffuckin' Bill Burr..." Also hate when he would plug their gig after they had a good line.
entire room is laughing except Oqie
ME: Jim Jeffries at the Stress Factory all weekend!
-24 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
I mean that one is kinda understandable in a way.
28 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-26
Shut the fuck up.
-18 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
I hope a nigger rapes and owns your entire family.
16 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-26
I'd prefer that over someone attempting to justify Opie.
-21 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
You might want to reassess your morals. Allowing a black man in your home is unforgivable, cuck.
6 CaveExplorer 2015-12-26
You got him good alright!
2 CuckECheese 2015-12-26
This guy's on a one man crime spree!
-2 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
Thanks for the appraisal of my corny name, CuckECheese. Always glad to get tips from a professional.
2 CuckECheese 2015-12-26
I like Chuck E Cheese and I'm a cuckold. It had to be my name.
-2 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
I wasn't actually attacking him, I was being silly.
Pretty funny to see this sub still Sperging out over anything related to Tits though.
18 Nulltor 2015-12-26
I like when he talks about bonding with aforementioned comic,
Titties: "Hey look at that, me and louis ck are bonding!"
Louis: "....Ok"
5 lelgimps 2015-12-26
FUUUCkin' Louie!
2 smokinswindler 2015-12-26
please tell me this is an exaggeration
2 Nulltor 2015-12-26
I'm afraid not, usually he got a polite weirded out chuckle from the comic, but I vaguely remember Louis saying something
5 CuckECheese 2015-12-26
I recall during a Louie appearance, Louie made a joke about whatever story they were talking about and Opie yells "LOU-AY! WITH THE NEW ANGLE!" and Louie just muttered "....yeah."
14 ryanasimov 2015-12-26
"You want us to blow up your Twitter today? Well get you some followers... we'll show you what this satellite radio thing can do!"
I particularly loved it when he said it to Ricky Gervais.
11 dankfranklin 2015-12-26
He once asked Pat Cooper where he was playing, "we'll sell you some tickets." Pat screamed back "I don't need you to sell my cock!!!"
13 fireantss 2015-12-26
"Fawkin Derosa; Joe Derosa in the house" (starting at 18:10).
12 cu_nt 2015-12-26
And then says heh ugh sniff burp why am i cursing so much. Burp sniff......
11 satsamsit 2015-12-26
Opie is bad. He makes me sad.
8 SteelyD80 2015-12-26
Carmelo Anthony killing it for us today.
10 HowsThatFeelFucker 2015-12-26
And when he says words like 'completely' his phlegmy radio voice stress on the 'p' makes we want to vomit in his face.
Com'PHHHH'letely sniff period.
3 ghukas 2015-12-26
I used to think he did it on purpose, but in context with his growing stutter and speech impediment, its apparent it is only getting worse with age.
Its also important to remember, stammering can start in adult life, when it is known as acquired or late-onset stammering, and is most commonly caused by a stroke, resulting in damage to the brain.
8 onemancrimespree 2015-12-26
He always used to do the Hole thing when Jimmy would get even a little edgy.
"Jeeesus, Jimmy! hehehe"
8 Woollenrat 2015-12-26
'Anthony, strangling it for us today..'
7 opi3dope 2015-12-26
pekahs.
6 biobotX1 2015-12-26
That one is high on my list. Its the most disingenuous sounding "compliment" one could make. I think he means it more like an announcer "ladies and gentlemen thats (comic) for ya...idnt he a hoot?" Or like hes trying to explain how funny someone is t9 someone else.
6 Hxcgrapes 2015-12-26
obnoxious fake laughing
HA HA oh man...Colin Quinn evrybodaay!
2 imnotgood86 2015-12-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA6JvlQLnRk#t=1h32m54s
Featuring all your favorite opie-ism..... Including tapping out.....saying radio funny....."see that's why you got cop show"
Also you can hear sam's sarcastic laugh in the background
2 packitchofsositch 2015-12-26
The silence at 1:53:00 makes me happy.
https://youtu.be/RA6JvlQLnRk?t=1h52m41s
1 tar_baby33 2015-12-26
Made me laugh out loud.
4 justchippinyaaaa 2015-12-26
I remember he does the same with bands that he's "all in" with.
4 Caverlock 2015-12-26
Gregg turned me on to some deep cuts from Dishwalla.
4 silks322 2015-12-26
Fuuucccck... I gotta listen to more Harvey Danger
8 clay-davis 2015-12-26
We go way back with Godsmack.
2 eraserhead2000 2015-12-26
for reals?
3 dankfranklin 2015-12-26
Yeah, he puts on this exasperated "I can't even put into words how deeply this song/band affects me" tone but it's completely transparent. "The Rolling Stones, I mean, ffffuckkkk man, FFPHFUCKKKK...hits console"
3 3stepsbackward 2015-12-26
buhrutal.
3 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-26
I hate the silence after he says "Fawkin' ______ man!" So douchey, where do you go from there?
3 CuckECheese 2015-12-26
The worst thing that Opie does is when he takes a call, announces the caller, randomly starts talking about something else OVER them and acts offended that he was interrupted.
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1 ttnorac 2015-12-26
Was I mistaken, or was one on his complaints during the argument with Jim about how he felt left out? Seems like he's even more left out of every comic appearance.
1 exophrine 2015-12-26
I can't listen to him tell stories about himself anymore...you just know he's flat out lying or fudging the facts at best. I couldn't finish the interview with Bill Burr about his show F Is For Family when Op was talking about his childhood. It's abysmal...
1 sldsnak04 2015-12-26
I also hate how he asks a question, pauses for the guest to answer, then interrupts to answer the question himself, or TRY to justify it.
1 eraserhead2000 2015-12-26
for reals. for reals guys.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2015-12-26
Anytime he does that "see what I did there?" horseshit. Hey guys, look! I can do something too! Sniff
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1 RayRayDelmar 2015-12-26
Opie is the what the Big Bang Theory show is to comedy . Just fucking sucks all the life from it and should be killed .
1 Kurt_Love 2015-12-26
I've noticed recently in a ton of old clips, the purposeful burp into the microphone to let all the truck drivers know he's just a man's man like them, mannnnnn
-10 AlimonyKills 2015-12-26
For a guy you all supposedly hate it's hilarious how utterly consumed you are with him .. Opie ALWAYS wins.
5 FoetusCorruptus 2015-12-26
If someone takes two minutes out of their day to bash Opie, that's hardly "consumed". You're addressing the collective as if it were an individual.