[AMA Request] Patrice O'neal

106  2015-12-26 by [deleted]

  1. What projects on the horizon are you most excited about?

  2. Where would you like to retire to?

  3. Why weren't you there for opie on that day when he needed you?

34 comments

51  ThankGodForBeer 2015-12-26

  1. I'm dead.
  2. I'm dead.
  3. I'm dead.

45  TriangleDimes 2015-12-26

"What's black heaven like?"

"Man, look it's just..... [siiiiiiiiigh]... here's what it is, you walk in, you look around, and - you ever.... fucking... look....you know what, here's what it is-"

18  russelldalrymple 2015-12-26

Hearing him do that, you'd get excited because you could actually hear the engine cranking up. When you hear Opie search for words, it's like listening to your lawnmower run out of gas.

-7  Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-26

you'd get excited

Child.

8  Roland1232 2015-12-26

You ready?

7  Nulltor 2015-12-26

It is what it is

4  TheFans4Life 2015-12-26

Good is good if it's good for me. This was good.

1  FrogManJoness 2015-12-26

No such thing as Black Heaven. Blacks go to the same place Jews go when they die, dog heaven.

9  hookahreed 2015-12-26

Yah kiddin!

Gawd bless em.....

20  whoaDAVIDwhoa 2015-12-26

hey, patrice o'neal in the house, come sit down brothaman...

11  NotRye 2015-12-26

Ooh I'm all in with this one!

11  [deleted] 2015-12-26

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10  AlcoholicA1 2015-12-26

Sam Kinnison's on the line and he wants in BADLY

9  Really_Big_Dummy 2015-12-26

  1. Me and Otto are starting a podcast
  2. I am waiting for Richard Pryor to get reincarnated so I can take over his place
  3. I was. What you saw happen is after I guardian angel'd his ass. Imagine how bad it would have been if I didn't!

6  numba13 2015-12-26

I'm afraud Robin can't answer these questions. He's a little.... tied up

5  humanmeat 2015-12-26

All I hear is huffing and hawing ... listen guys.. Everybody loves Patrice for free .. meanwhile his family is shopping for a purple suit and a giant coffin

4  Moh7 2015-12-26

Patrice is just another comedian who stopped coming on the show after he hit it big.

3  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2015-12-26

I think you'll need a ouija board and a couple candles.

2  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-26

I saved Patrice's tallow in case we ever needed candles to commune with him

3  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2015-12-26

Apparently he was cremated. The crematory must've smelled like the inside of a Popeye's.

Jesus, I'm such a piece of shit.

2  Tom_Stall 2015-12-26

  1. I'm really excited about my twitter character @BizarroOpie I've been laying low working on new material.

  2. Brazil

  3. I'm not into that goofy shit.

1  PhonyBullyClam 2015-12-26

makes me laugh...cheers

1  Dagidugidai 2015-12-26

I don't know why, but this made me laugh

11  throwmpaway209 2015-12-26

Because Patrice is dead

10  Dagidugidai 2015-12-26

oh yeah

1  borestmuncher 2015-12-26

His life is dead. Period.

1  DrumCorpsAlum 2015-12-26

It's shitpost day, apparently.

5  Buttpudding 2015-12-26

Every day is shitpost day.

1  BIGMOMMAPRODS 2015-12-26

  1. Von's documentary about me

  2. Brazil

  3. Because he's a faggot

1  tadm123 2015-12-26

[AMA Request] Sherod Smalls as Patrice O'neal

1  FrogManJoness 2015-12-26

None of this would have happened if Patrice were still alive.

1  PokeredFace 2015-12-26

I don't think Patrice could actually answer any questions, he's been deceased for a few years now.

-1  Divine2012 2015-12-26

If you can do a seance, then you can do an AMA with Patrice.

-7  libsarementallyill 2015-12-26

HURR DURR

-12  AntsCamera 2015-12-26

  1. Nigga, I am havin threesomes and eating fried chicken with Jesus and Muhammed.

  2. China, I would be the biggest motherfucker there, scare the piss out of everyone into respecting me.

  3. That Nigga is unfunny and dishonest, I know Ant was a racist, but that nigga told you how he felt. Opie is a disingenious cunt.

19  truthie 2015-12-26

Uncanny how you're unable to even approximate how Patrick talked!

6  OpieisaDirtyliar 2015-12-26

Oooof