Being an Opie & Anthony fan is like being a kid who just figured out Santa isn't real.

0  2015-12-26 by piggyboi

"So you've been lying to me all this time?" After that, you never look at them quite the same way again. Tits is a fragile, delusional half-wit, Jimmy is a worm who is and alway will be about the paycheck, and Ant is a borderline pedo with a drinking and violence problem. I think I'm going to stop patronizing them, stop coming here, do my best to forget this year ever happened, and just listen to old shows.

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Tits is Chip. Jimmy is Regular Joe. Ant is Uncle Paul.

Ant and Jim made pedophile jokes together. I don't think he needed to secretly make fun of him with a character that was nothing like him in any way except for the common denominator of pedophilia. They watched tons of videos with pedophiles. Those were what Jim based Uncle Paul on. You can call Ant a pedo but it's just a simpleton observation to say Uncle Paul was based on Anthony.

Oh literal sanfrancisco69er

people excitedly say uncle paul is based on ant all the time.

Except Ant never hid the fact that he was a borderline weirdo with an alcohol and violence problem. You laughed at them making fun of retards but an unhealthy personal life is too much?

seriously, this guy is a pussy bitch

it's pretty hilarious that ant got arrested for domestic violence, but people call him on some stupid ass shit

Was it really that big of a shock that the three that built a career on calling out phoniness turned out to be the biggest phonies of them all?

No it's not, it's like being a child and learning christmas is once a month

The most important thing is that you learn from your mistakes and use them to construct a better future for yourself. I will never forget our time together but I understand you have to do this, for you.

nobody gives a fuck. but please, stick with your word:

i'm going to stop coming here

hopefully by way of a casket

Just to break things up for the day, today drive on the other side of the road.