127 dankfranklin 2015-12-25

You're hot, perhaps later I'll shoot you a private message saying how I'm not like the other savages on this sub and that we should meet up, complete with unironic emoticons.

38 Lasagna_Hat 2015-12-25

You suave motherfucker...

17 TriangleDimes 2015-12-25

This is a whole sub that's not like the other boys

3 onemancrimespree 2015-12-25

The only guilty man on /r/opieandanthony.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

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18 NicNacAttack 2015-12-25

This guy knows a ting or two bout a ting or two

9 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

That hit a little close to home, I'm trying to have sex with this married woman at work who is 8 years older than me. She uses emojis when she texts me and I have started unironically using them. Thanks for making me give myself douche chills this Christmas. I really am a piecea garhbage

4 StylishStuff 2015-12-25

Quit hitting on married women before you get stabbed/beat up in a parking lot

2 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

How's that old dried up puss?

2 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

I'm only 22, so she ain't dry yet. I hope.

19 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Oh you'll be good, just make sure not to get her pregnant cuz she's gettin close to that retard makin cunt age.

6 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

Tubes are tied, so I'm in the clear of having a bobo.

11 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Nice, sounds like you've got yourself a nice gal. Although you're a member of this sub so I'm assuming whoever is fucking you is probably atrocious looking. Either way you should film yourself fucking her and post it.

9 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

30 year old bitches like it when you call 'em a peesa gawbij n spit on 'em

3 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

Nope, I used to be a stangle but two years ago I got my shit together lost 100 pounds in 5 months. She's attractive but admittedly she is confirmed bi polar and is well below 5 foot tall

16 circamuffin 2015-12-25

You dumb motherfucker. I implore you not to proceed any further. I am 24 and currently with a 5'0" stripper who is 10 years my senior and Bi-Polar. I went in for a couple of quick bangs, flash forward 1.5 years and I'm stuck in a terrible and draining relationship wherein she constantly black mails me and has attempted to stab me on multiple occasions and my only easy way out is suicide.

17 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

That's the spirit, Merry Christmas.

7 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

why not just let her stab you

3 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

I mean, it's not like he's not stabworthy. I understand where she's coming from.

3 blackirishlad 2015-12-25

slap her around some, that seems to work with bi-polar strippers.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

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6 [deleted] 2015-12-25

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3 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

Nope, she is like a little taller than one but doesn't have any dwarfism. Her mom was on that ready Rock when she was pregnant

3 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Nothin like some good ol American midget fuckin!

2 kimchifart 2015-12-25

Lmfao. Framing this fucking comment and hanging it on my wall.

1 SteakSauce66 2015-12-25

So it's not smart to knock up broads who can only pump out little Charlie Hustles?

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

3 FrunkisOA 2015-12-25

Make sure to use "m'lady" chicks these days love that

71 Spokker 2015-12-25

Can we see your dick?

37 mrta66 2015-12-25

Next week

4 queen_in_my_pictures 2015-12-25

what about dat vadge homegurl?

10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

I made this to help me cumsies

7 mrta66 2015-12-25

Nice work. I wasnt trying to hide i was just hungover and looked awful

17 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

You've got a great body, you could've been born with anthony's face and we'd all still take a shot at you. now please post the usernames and screenshots of the subreddit users who have DM'ed you to fuck

4 [deleted] 2015-12-25

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21 street_philatelist 2015-12-25

This guy definitely did it

11 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

3 street_philatelist 2015-12-25

Ur an implication of something gross

2 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

5 street_philatelist 2015-12-25

Well that backfired

8 BoboOrban6 2015-12-25

Drinking is a sin, harlot.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

-12 goodhotchill 2015-12-25

Dick?

4 queen_in_my_pictures 2015-12-25

Dick...

-1 goodhotchill 2015-12-25

But why

8 queen_in_my_pictures 2015-12-25

cause she's got a dick ya dringus

0 goodhotchill 2015-12-25

How can yu tell

41 AssMcPlay 2015-12-25

post one of your ass and pussy from behind, bending over, thanks!

19 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Seconded.

40 FrunkisOA 2015-12-25

Please post every DM you get from this

21 mrta66 2015-12-25

Im afraid to even look!

25 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-12-25

You don't think people will be completely respectful?

14 Wsallgood 2015-12-25

NO

15 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

If anyone has tried to hit on you after this we need to know. We can take a day off to refuel our Ope hate and trash whatever creep it is.

10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

Seriously please this. Usernames and screenshots PLEASE

nice nips

7 Anarox 2015-12-25

You have to, it's your duty, you post that shit and let's all have a laugh

0 HerpDerpen 2015-12-25

Really hope its all Chip and Edgar

34 rottenseed 2015-12-25

Lookin good, Howard.

20 runnerup82 2015-12-25

Hoo hoo I invented the nude pic

29 BoboOrban6 2015-12-25

You're a good egg, dear.

24 Jewsus_H_Kike 2015-12-25

I love chicks. Chicks and their titssssss. http://imgur.com/18OQi03.jpg

4 HeyCarpy 2015-12-25

I just smashed my monitor with a bottle. Didn't even have time to think, it was like a reflex or something.

23 [deleted] 2015-12-25

This lady is a saint on earth

1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

eart*

21 nomorecompromise 2015-12-25

I'll jerk off to your pussy and ass crack.

36 runnerup82 2015-12-25

What a charmer

21 darklydreamingdayln 2015-12-25

Vaguely ethnic, just how I like 'em.

21 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

This reminds me, I must get to stuffing the turkey.

6 mrta66 2015-12-25

;)

21 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Post your feet. You know..uh, for Jimmy!

21 PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2015-12-25

^

2 thrillated 2015-12-25

Tarantino says no.

18 regrettiswhenimsober 2015-12-25

post an ass-shot with your address, sir.

18 buttriot 2015-12-25

Way too dark for this sub

30 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Yeah she shoulda used the flash.

4 HerpDerpen 2015-12-25

Hiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

17 3stepsbackward 2015-12-25

You should let all of us guys from the sub fuck you.

32 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

I can imagine no worse hell than getting a train ran on you by this sub. And that includes the train that lady di's husband got ran on him.

15 cheshirelain 2015-12-25

It'd be a train of Erocks and Rolands.

10 darklydreamingdayln 2015-12-25

Erock is a little generous. Probably just Rolands with a few fat-jimmy's and a mustard or two.

5 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

http://youtu.be/ENKzbT8bdcst=3m29s

4 Kurt_Love 2015-12-25

I was never married to him!!!!!

17 JoeKhurr 2015-12-25

who is dis bitch

10 sharklasagna 2015-12-25

The same bitch from The Ring and The Grudge. Probably see her coming out of your TV later.

17 astrozombie222 2015-12-25

Finally a lady of higher stock.

16 breadmoccasin 2015-12-25

Whoa, since when do we get nice things?

16 Joppejohn 2015-12-25

Merry christmas boytits!Its not that your not a 10, i just want to keep up the mean, toxic enviroment here!

14 mrta66 2015-12-25

Thats the spirit!

3 BatKnuckles 2015-12-25

Gay!

13 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Tss marry christmas baybe we shood go out to dinner sometime. Afterwards you can get a nice mouthful of this juicy fuckin PECKA.

13 HerpDerpen 2015-12-25

I like the new direction of this sub

12 runnerup82 2015-12-25

Fuk yeah

11 swarrrm 2015-12-25

Pro tip: Small titted ladies should show their ass in pics like this.

18 cakehornnigga 2015-12-25

I love small tits, LOVE EM!

25 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

http://m.imgur.com/1Pkfmzv

14 mrta66 2015-12-25

Thanks ill consider it next time

33 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Consider it fucking now.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

10 That70smoke 2015-12-25

First nsfw on this sub that didn't make me ill after viewing.

9 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

I'm gonna wrap my cock in a bow and show up at your doorstep.

10 mrta66 2015-12-25

http://imgur.com/oPfOseu

Please do. This is the scene outside my door rihjt now.

13 TheShitHoldingKid 2015-12-25

You should move.

12 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Should I offer it to those gentlemen, as well?

5 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Can't really put my finger on it but for some reason your neighbor's seem like savages

4 [deleted] 2015-12-25

We knew you couldn't stay off social media Mr. Cumia.

1 HerpDerpen 2015-12-25

That's a mighty fine vehicle, so your neighbour must be doing well in life. I bet he's a respectable gentleman

9 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-12-25

Nice pic. Fuck Opie.

8 Patmcpsu 2015-12-25

It isn't Wednesday!

11 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

She whips 'em out whenever.

7 AssMcPlay 2015-12-25

fake

7 Moowon 2015-12-25

You're a good goddamn egg. Merry Christmas to you too, chocolate chip nips.

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Whassat?

7 rawkfawk 2015-12-25

Sharpie in the pooper.

7 cabaretcabaret 2015-12-25

You wanna have a threesome with me and my real doll?

7 LutheranProfessor 2015-12-25

something about your sign looks fake

37 mrta66 2015-12-25

http://imgur.com/wdSw0tX

13 frrunkis 2015-12-25

You're a good egg.

6 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Not for nuthin, she's a cock tease.

3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Are those knickers?

3 Ebhagz_NY 2015-12-25

this lady means business

3 LutheranProfessor 2015-12-25

LOL Oh, yeah, I forgot, you're the girl that keeps getting catty with me. I get it, I get it--you're the hot one. Kudos. Merry Xmas.

2 runnerup82 2015-12-25

Make one saying "I want to suck runnerup's peckah"

3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

You spelt your own name wrong you silly goose.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 runnerup82 2015-12-25

You spelled "spelled" wrong, you sillier goose!

3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

:'(

3 HerpDerpen 2015-12-25

Spelt is a type of wheat

2 Nulltor 2015-12-25

This comment made me lol. I can imagine Gareth from The Office saying that

6 TriangleDimes 2015-12-25

I love this place.

6 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-12-25

So this board has reached the naked grill phase. It's only a matter of time before "her car breaks down" and she starts posting a gofundme link. You heard it here first folks. Merry Christmas!

5 Anarox 2015-12-25

let's help the poor girl out maaaan, you do fucking stand by that username

3 Nulltor 2015-12-25

That old trick, next thing you know you've sold your grandfathers coin collection and sent it to a PayPal account called "meth-til-deth"

6 Anarox 2015-12-25

Hold the stomach in gentlemen

6 blackirishlad 2015-12-25

a naked brown girl! how did you know?

5 RatherPleasent 2015-12-25

Today's not Wednesday. You're ruining the Opster's legacy.

5 zenicaone 2015-12-25

wow almost as much comments as in Gregshells and Strangling or whatever threads

5 Jockel76 2015-12-25

You look like Chewbacca's daughter after a body shave. And by that I mean you're hot.

5 MedComNomNom 2015-12-25

Love me...

5 Purplestahli 2015-12-25

Ty sugarplum. You're a real peach <3

5 Nulltor 2015-12-25

Thank you

5 RikTheMick 2015-12-25

may you be blessed with gold, frankincense and muhr.

5 Tony-Fuchi 2015-12-25

This sub has really come a long way. We should all give ourselves a nice pat on the back, huh gang?!

4 [deleted] 2015-12-25

Now we're cooking with gas

3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-25

From the look of her almond levantine skin, I'd say Zyclon B

4 burgersass 2015-12-25

ASS GODDAMNIT

4 beverlyhillsjobber 2015-12-25

I'm a fan of this :)

4 Ebhagz_NY 2015-12-25

very very nice :)

4 onemancrimespree 2015-12-25

I'd give your thighs a good Uncle Paul rub-down.

4 fuckyousid 2015-12-25

damn small tits turn me on

3 SMOKIN-ON-BIEBERS 2015-12-25

It's a merry Christmas indeed!

3 cheshirelain 2015-12-25

This pleases me, thank you. :)

3 Luuvstewspewg 2015-12-25

Hey bitch, come over to my house some time, bitch!

3 Hunter_Cumia 2015-12-25

SUCK AND FUCK!!!

3 RoosterBrains 2015-12-25

"Can i kiss you on the mouth?"

3 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2015-12-25

Slash?

2 JimmysLostFat 2015-12-25

This is a Hanukkah gift

12 BoboOrban6 2015-12-25

"Your kind" is not welcome here.

5 JimmysLostFat 2015-12-25

I ment as in quality. Fuck the likes of the Stangels

2 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

-2 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

2 Guybroman 2015-12-25

Lets meet up in the city so I can give you a stern fucking

4 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

In her hoohoo.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

2 opesterthejokester 2015-12-25

Best Christmas present ever.

1 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Can I hit that?

6 runnerup82 2015-12-25

Hi Mr. Cumia

4 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Nah, she's too old for Ant.

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

I see you covered your face, you know you posted one already of your tits and face? But still, you're a good girl.

8 NoirMagieGateau 2015-12-25

Her face you sick fuck.

8 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

Holy shit, she cute.

5 mrta66 2015-12-25

That shouldnt surprise you bae

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

I think a bit of bleach and a gift certificate to Miss Fanny's MakeUp Emporium would do you a world of good.

http://m.imgur.com/OKBzRaR

P.S. I beat one out to this in the bathroom.

6 mrta66 2015-12-25

Huge improvement thanks

10 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

http://imgur.com/r7wuRCt

;/

3 cottonsweatpants 2015-12-25

I'm a colored too!

9 [deleted] 2015-12-25

i'm so sorry

1 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

I forgot she didn't have her bubs out in that photo. Nevermind, it makes sense.

3 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

I'll cover her face.

4 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

WITH CUM!

7 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

AGOOOSH!

3 frrunkis 2015-12-25

HERE COMES THE GOOK!

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 Smokegreentrees 2015-12-25

Looks like the itty bitty titty committee is in session.

2 TacoTrots 2015-12-25

Pshaw. A mouthful is all you need.

2 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Well judging by his attitude I bet he has a BIG MOUTH.

Please, please, hold your applause.

1 hard_to_explain 2015-12-25

If Opie's nickname is Tits, your nickname should be Ant

1 JesusLesnar 2015-12-25

Mmm, good girl.

1 opi3dope 2015-12-25

wait...what?

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 bhath01 2015-12-25

Esther Ku?

1 Fat_People_Hydra 2015-12-25

Is this the girl from the ring?

1 home127 2015-12-25

Tits or gtfo. Oh wait nevermind

1 SuaveRico 2015-12-25

Tits!

1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25

Definitely a tranny

2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

We can only hope.

1 bizzlbone 2015-12-25

What that face look like tho

1 AmbientHostile 2015-12-25

Like one of those special ladies Jimmy dates.

1 Cullen396 2015-12-25

That bitch has no tits.

2 LichVos 2015-12-25

Shes no Opie thats for sure

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 scottgreenstein 2015-12-25

Thanks for the christmas gift, give us a nice ass shot so i can cum already. Thanks

1 [deleted] 2015-12-25

[deleted]

1 evadcobra2 2015-12-25

/r/gonewild

1 HellraiserClips 2015-12-25

Yes, hi.

1 humanmeat 2015-12-25

Why is your left nipple shaped like a heart. that's awesome

1 humanmeat 2015-12-25

This is like an open invitaton to DM's of 3" dick picks with swasticker flags in the background

1 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-25

Clean your mirror, hole

-4 NoirMagieGateau 2015-12-25

This entire thread is sad, and the people gushing over an ok looking girl is pathetic, and out of character of this subreddit. I hope all of you bust a nut this christmas and start trashing the attention whore.

-5 mascoli 2015-12-25

god this boy-bodied whore is so starved for attention

6 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

And we're benefitting from it. Stop trying to spoil my erection.

3 CCRed95 2015-12-25

Calm down. Shes being courteous

4 mascoli 2015-12-25

"she". yeah, right

-10 Nigger_jimbo 2015-12-25

Boobs on the internet. Wild.

10 BaggySpandex 2015-12-25

Appreciate a nice gift you fucking savage.

-19 spinuch 2015-12-25

I'm not sure why you're doing this. I guess because you know how this sub is filled with people that need to put their penis in something before they are too far gone socially to integrate into society. Maybe this makes you feel good.

You honestly remind me of a girl I know. She was a huge cunt and I liked it. I think you might be her it makes a lot of sense since you visit this sub. You don't happen to be doing anything in the medical field in the UK? Never mind I just saw a picture of you. I hope you're of age lol. It would be hilarious if all you neck beards were jerking off to a 15 year old after all the shit you say about Ant.

13 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

He was grooming what he thought was a 14 year old to fuck. Thats disgusting, immoral, awful behavior that I will not condone. But 15 shiiiiiit you can get a drivers permit when you're 15, if that doesn't scream adult I don't know what does!

4 spinuch 2015-12-25

What's wrong with grooming? Everyone needs to be hygienic.

3 Crusin_Colin 2015-12-25

I know but the cops and community frown upon that sort of activity. If I had a nickel for every time I've had to tell the officer that I thought she was 18 because she didn't have training wheels on her bike.

2 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25

Exactly! Come on society WAKE THE FUCK UP! She's 15 for petes sake, if she can understand the concept of algebra I should at least be able to fuck her in her mouth and ass!

8 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

I hope you get killed.

3 spinuch 2015-12-25

Merry Christmas faggot.

4 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Happy New Year, friend.

4 charliemccarthy 2015-12-25

Nah, she's too old for Ant.

25 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-25

http://m.imgur.com/1Pkfmzv

1 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

I forgot she didn't have her bubs out in that photo. Nevermind, it makes sense.