Ant banging young chicks
0 2015-12-25 by maynardsabeast
Is a cool thing. I'm shocked and baffled by how many of you try and spin it any other way. Stop trying to sound righteous and being such judgemental little cunts. You sound like 40 year old women struggling with aging and giving men grief for fucking younger, hotter girls. Do you have dicks? If a girl is legal why the fuck would you not want to smash? Especially if you're a 60 year old, pock mark riddled Tunisian knife fighter. I have many issues with Ant but this one I give him nothing but props for
merry Christmas
51 comments
11 Dennyislife 2015-12-25
He doesn't seem to be very happy even with young pussy.
4 biobotX1 2015-12-25
Because they're still too old for him at 17....14 is closer
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0 cringingdouchechills 2015-12-25
you see this motherfucker singing karaoke and flying drones around middle schools at recess time? He's living the life. Happy as a clam.
-4 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Yeah, well unfortunately black people exist and he is a raging racist.
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10 helobious1 2015-12-25
It's about the dysfunctional, hanger-on, trashy, crazy chicks who Ant co-dependently keeps around the Compound for months/years at a time. If he were just fucking them, no one would give a shit...look at Jimmy.
8 NicNacAttack 2015-12-25
You commented on this already. But thanks for reiterating shit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3y50pk/merry_christmas_from_anthony_cumia_and_his_17/cyaspz2
4 biobotX1 2015-12-25
Or mabye we get our fill of fucking young girls while we are young then grow up and don't want kid brained bitches
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2 NicNacAttack 2015-12-25
Wait, am I said chink bitch?
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-6 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Wtf is your point gumshoe? Jesus Christ this is the most pointless and flat out homosexual post I've ever seen. Seriously what was the point of this?
5 NicNacAttack 2015-12-25
That you're not an interesting person.
7 grocery_man 2015-12-25
The thing i don't get with Ant about these young broads is that he keeps them around when he's not fucking them. How he put up with Dani 'Im 26 but act 16' for other than fucking her is beyond me.
3 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
I cannot argue this. The company that man keeps is fucking insane. Then again as I type this, it makes sense. He surrounds himself with young girls and degenerate worshippers. All those creeps and scrubs he always has around his compound without a fucking doubt base all their opinions and entire world view around Anthony's. Ants a funny fuck but it's safe to say that the laughs around the poker table are twice as loud and long whenever he speaks. Those fucking guys live their lives thinking about the next time King "Anth" will have them over his house. Ugh, those guys just look like the absolute worst bunch of sycophants ever assembled. Imagine hanging out at a dope mansion but your company is a stuttering, half retarted, sweaty, stinky monster and the other half is "Danigolightly".
3 NicNacAttack 2015-12-25
Shut up, stupid. No one needs to know your "process"
6 Excavatetheinfo 2015-12-25
He just went to jail and is facing 2-7 years in prison if found guilty. I don't think any woman is worth that, I would much rather have a sane partner who is not damaged psychologically.
-5 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Yeah but I'm not talking about the relationship, I'm talking about men basically saying "ewwww she's 18"
4 Excavatetheinfo 2015-12-25
These girls want a sugar daddy relationship, Ant is so ugly and old that he is not a one night stand for them. Anthony has proven with Dani that he can't get rid of these antihumans, but can only keep throwing money at them. I think people are just protective and hate to see the elderly being exploited. If Anthony was truly rich, he would be dating a young Anna Nicole Smith and it would still be pathetic and exploitative.
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-5 cringingdouchechills 2015-12-25
Once the DA realizes that this ugly twat, Dani Golightly, has been pampered her whole life. And is a money grubbing whore who probably hit first the whole thing will go away.
5 Soundboard_Fez 2015-12-25
Banging them is one thing. Letting them stay any more than 15 seconds after his pipes are clean is quite another. This was a long time coming.
-1 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Can't argue that. But then again Anthony basically allows Big A to live in his house and stink the joint up and sweat all over everything. Anthony just likes to surround himself with retards, children, and worshippers I guess
3 Justincaseofshadowba 2015-12-25
And how is that working out for him...
3 IggysGlove 2015-12-25
It's not cool. It's truly pathetic. Maybe if the girls were a little attractive and had their heads on a little straighter.
But he preys on garbage teens cause that's all he can get. It's because he hates himself, and he should.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
But it's totally legal for him to do it so you're just being annoying
3 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25
And its legal for him to think its scummy, you're just being a brown noser... To someone you'll never know.
2 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25
Maynard is a pretentious faggot btw
2 biobotX1 2015-12-25
Hes a fucking pederast. I bet he makes his girls role play as younger
2 JohnQNo1 2015-12-25
this is the thing op and anthony ballwashers dont get. how stunted must he be to be able to relate to a teenage girl on any level that isnt sex in exchange for money? if they argue that girls may be mature for their age then how immature must he be for his age that a teenager has the same level of worldliness as a grown man? it's an embarrassing admission that a girl with maturity and half a mind wouldnt touch him
1 KennethFresno 2015-12-25
I would like to fuck young girls when I'm Ant's age. BUT
Que that clip of Anthony saying he'd fuck 13 year olds if they were legal. That's pretty grody, yo. Ant's been a bit creepy with his grooming illegal girls too.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Yes, that is horrible and Ant deserves to be bombarded with hatred and insults for this. Can someone post that clip? I need to hear this for myself to believe he actually said and meant this
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0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Lol that's such a bad look. Dummy couldn't even say "I'm joking 18 is the perfect age", instead he realized the room turned on him and only bumped it up to 16 which is still rape. The fact that he said "noo I'm joking, I would only want to fuck 16 year old children" basically confirms that he would indeed like to fuck a 14 year old
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1 [deleted] 2015-12-25
NY is only 17, not that much of a difference.
1 [deleted] 2015-12-25
16 is legal in about 40 states. Some even younger.
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1 cringingdouchechills 2015-12-25
I'm Jewish, you faggot. This is suppose to be a safe space.
3 biobotX1 2015-12-25
Here... this shower room looks safe.....
0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
I get your joking but that shit always annoyed me. Like who gives a fuck if your Jewish, it's fucking Christmas and I'm wishing you a merry day while you go see Hateful 8 in glorious 70mm and eat Chinese food. Why ya gotta be such a cunt. Nahmsayin?
1 cringingdouchechills 2015-12-25
You know.. the Nazi's didn't let us out of the camps on Christmas. While they all ate Christmas ham, we were stuck eating Christmas Anne Frank.
-2 [deleted] 2015-12-25
Eat shit, kike.
1 [deleted] 2015-12-25
He was bangin' crack whores, two at a time!
1 runnerup82 2015-12-25
Bobby explained this well on TACS this week. Yeah of course we all want that but it has its negative aspects too
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25
I'm 25 my girlfriend is 18 and I feel weird about it. It's not particularly cool, and if you think it is, you're probably a 40 year old man that visits an Opie and Anthony reddit.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
I'm 30 and my girlfriend is 30 but I would have zero qualms in banging a 18 year old
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25
That's because you never got the chance to have a pretty girlfriend, so any young woman to you is an unrealized dream. Your name is 'maynardsabeast' I can only assume you've worn at least one tool shirt. At least you have the courtesy of letting everyone know.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
nope I'm not the typical fat fuck o&a fan. I've fucked several hot chicks and they've pretty much all been my age. You're still a fucking homo if you're judging a man for fucking young girls. You sound like such an undeserved pretentious little bitch. But no your cool, your username is so funny, clearly you're a stud. Was something else like "vasdeferens" or "assholeman" taken?
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-25
Lol "I'll have you know, sir, I've had sex with pretty girls too"
Shut up, faggot.
0 homerj123 2015-12-25
Yeah I never understood how people were able to spin this in to a negative thing. Merry Christmas here's to young pussy.
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-1 PeckaSucka 2015-12-25
I think being rich and old and fucking young whores is fucking great. It's just that the attractiveness of the girls he picks I have issues with. Even that crater faced grandpa could get some solid barely legal 7's
2 homerj123 2015-12-25
But 5's are easier to get their parents blessing.
3 [deleted] 2015-12-25
ha ha. I've thought about this. Dad's try to keep their pretty daughters away from guy's as long as possible but dad's with ugly daughters are trying to figure out how to give their monstrosity away.
-2 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Dani is hot in that "she's super trashy looking so I can probably spit in her mouth and degrade her and get my ass licked" kinda way. But I will say that the girl Ant went to prom with is actually pretty fucking hot, easily a 7
1 runnerup82 2015-12-25
Which one was that?
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-4 mascoli 2015-12-25
i am suprised too but this sub is filled with homosexuals
0 grocery_man 2015-12-25
Including you.
4 Excavatetheinfo 2015-12-25
These girls want a sugar daddy relationship, Ant is so ugly and old that he is not a one night stand for them. Anthony has proven with Dani that he can't get rid of these antihumans, but can only keep throwing money at them. I think people are just protective and hate to see the elderly being exploited. If Anthony was truly rich, he would be dating a young Anna Nicole Smith and it would still be pathetic and exploitative.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
Lol that's such a bad look. Dummy couldn't even say "I'm joking 18 is the perfect age", instead he realized the room turned on him and only bumped it up to 16 which is still rape. The fact that he said "noo I'm joking, I would only want to fuck 16 year old children" basically confirms that he would indeed like to fuck a 14 year old
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16 is legal in about 40 states. Some even younger.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-12-25
I'm 30 and my girlfriend is 30 but I would have zero qualms in banging a 18 year old