Family, friends and posts like this. That's what the holidays are all about

Jesus dude, that's not fucking funny even a little bit. There's going for a joke, then there is just being a massive cunt.

Sorry, that wasn't directed at OP; just finished reading a Dilbert comic.

Yeah I agree, hope he dies.

Cigar body.

I upvoted this. Period.

I downvoted this, finished reading it, then upvoted it

I downvoted this and didn't change my mind.

Fuckin wow dude, seriously? Wishing death on him on Xmas Eve? Atrocious.

I personally hope he has a crippling stroke which sends him toppling into the tree and presents, where he lands face down ass up against the metal tree stand paralyzed but alive. Then the next morning, Mrs. Margera and her little mongrel kids can take a nice video of him there in that position moaning like a fool with a full load of shit in his pajama pants, and upload it to JewTewb which will undoubtedly make the Opster become immortalized on Tosh.0, finally fulfilling his dreams and joining Daniel on the show as a celebrity and a peer at last. A true Christmas miracle, and a delight to boot.

Wishing death upon him is classless. Shame on you sir.

Almost had me crying at crippling stroke and taking out the tree. Everything else was funny too, god damn thanks.

I've never laughed so hard at a man becoming paralyzed and being mocked by his family.

I see what you have done here. Bravo sir.

The Opster's been celebrating Christmas since he was 18. He knows what he's doing. It's SO OBVIOUS!

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I hope the tree falls over and he mumbles under his breath while picking up the ornaments and gets 20 minutes of less sleep

I've got a tree on my head.

*too.

don't get offended. Just learn from your idiotic mistake.

Lynsi and Bam's kids would wipe their dry eyes, pretend to be upset and then she'd cash in his life insurance policy and liquidate all of Opie's assets, drop the kids off at a military school and then fly to the Congo and fuck a few dozen mandingo's to get the memory of Opie's pale flabby tits, balding head and 20 second staying power out of her mind. Sirius would run Best Of's for a few weeks and then in late January the all new Jimmy, Rich and Bobby show would premiere. Bobby's weight in the same spot week after week would cause the floor to gave in one fine spring day and he would crash through and fall on Howard Stern and instantly kill him. All of Howard Sterns remaining listeners, all 30 or so of them, would kill themselves in a mass suicide. All this tragedy caused by Opie selfishly dying.

i want to live in this wondrous world in your head

Talk about the very best case scenario

Textbook Christmas miracle.

I hope his children are disappointed by the presents they receive.

Why would you want Bam to die on Christmas morning you monster???

It would be Lynsi's favorite present under that tree.

Jesus fucking christ

Merry Christmas!

He is risen.

Yeah that's taking it way too fucking far..... Go on..

I can't agree more, I hope his dead body smells worse than Lynsis putrid cunt fumes

fffffuckin brootal

Ok terrific

This is the sub jumping the shark.

Your mom is jumping on dicks you piece of ghabage

I don't wish him any harm, only humiliation.

There's nothing I'd like more then to tell lil Hudson that Santa isn't real this evening.

and that Tit isn't his father

LOL

It's Christmas not xmas you Christ killer!

If such a tragic resolution should occur I know where funeral proceedings will be held...

https://oapedia.com/oa/Church_of_Opie

Some seriously chilling reading

A fine Christmas post, good sir

Even Opies accidental, horrific death wouldn't go viral

I was hoping he just received coal in his stocking, but your wish works too.

Its a Christmas Miracle!

fuck you niggas really do hate the old fuck haha

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I would not be among your arbitrary 90%. I always thought Opie was a cunt.

The only detail you missed out is that the 'snowing tree' he talked about at length should be spewing polystyrene snowflakes onto his body while the rigor mortis sets in.

May we begin the 'airing of grievances' now? I gotta lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!

tsss yeAh i hope Benjamin sParks kidnapss his daugter and sun rapesn kills dem and sents there FUKKIN bodyparts to his house and Opie diesofa HARDAttak or sumpthin

So you hope his wife gets her Christmas wish?

tell us how you really feel

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The sweet release of death is too good for her. My personal Christmas wish is for Opetta to catch her much younger lesbian lover Lynsi fucking a heavily tattoed skateboarder in their bed.

Opetta jumps out of their high rise, miraculously survives but the only sound she can make sounds like the retarded twitter "hater" voice. Dauhhhhuuhhhhh.

She returns to work in January 2016 and the show is a vast improvement from the previous year. You suck Tits.

Don't like opie but anonthy is worse. I hope either his sister or brother die this year. Then he can realize how lonely he really is.

I hope he wakes his kids up in their pj's. Takes them to the roof...

Were you eating EXTREME DORRITOS and drinking EXTREME MOUNTAIN DEW or perhaps even a Monster when you typed this? You're so crazy, everyone read this and was like holy fuck what is this guy gonna say next!

Dont you mean "step father" ? Bam and lynsi usually spend Christmas with the kids

Wow...

Wow... CoFuckingCaine!!!!!!!!!

I hope he dies under the tree and his kids are sad mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

You are so edgy.

Free Mental Health Hotline

Edit - Can't believe you bitches let me troll you this easy. Merry Christmas

What a faggoty thing to post. Stupid piece of shit.

Nah, actually OP's post is pretty much text book for that.

I've heard him steal that opinion a million times but just a week or two ago Jim said something positive about mentally ill people which was predictibly met with "Loove da crazy people. Gotta love em right Jimmy?"

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i hope your family gets hit by a drunk driver to ring in 2016

Feel free to click that link. It'll be good for you... I hope your family can sleep at night with the peace of mind that you won't harm them... Or yourself.

troll

2015

lol k

Yeah just pretend it didn't get under everyones skin.

Aww my little passive aggressive alcoholic bitch that has to pay 18 year old girls to fuck him got arrested for beating on a girl half his size so I'm gonna blame Opie again. Where was this tough guy in Times Square ? Cowering in a ball while that black chick was pounding on him so he made up a story that there was a group of black guys who scared him so he couldn't fight back . But when he's safe in his house with that stock pile of weapons he feels safe enough to lay a beat down on some chick . This is getting old I'm not an Opie fan but the show was great with all three of them now all their shows are lame

fffffuckin brootal