I have to hand it to Sam Roberts

10  2015-12-25 by Crisby4

I was just listening to the show on my way home and they had some caller on and when I was just about to turn it he puts on his dad. Sam's dad killed it on the show, he was destroying the caller. Whats your thoughts on him?

29 comments

19  chris2webby 2015-12-25

if by "hand it to Sam Roberts" you mean a stick of lit dynamite, then go for it

1  Moh7 2015-12-25

Where would anyone even get a stick of dynamite from and even if you did find it how is he going to detonate it dumbo

4  Hunter_Cumia 2015-12-25

what do you mean bro cant you just lit it with a lighter or something to make it go boom it aint some high tech shit like c4

1  TriangleDimes 2015-12-25

If by hand it to him you mean roundhouse kick his chin and snap his neck, then go for it.

2  chris2webby 2015-12-25

I'm not talking about the kind where you have to push the handle down to make it explode. I'm talking about the kind you just light with a cigarette lighter, like in The Goonies

12  GWARscientist 2015-12-25

Sam's dad killed it on the show, he was destroying the caller. Whats your thoughts on him?

He shoulda pulled out.

1  Hunter_Cumia 2015-12-25

sometime i get real close

12  GRIZx 2015-12-25

Ol' Buttermilk mustache Roberts is the manliest of all the Roberts family, Sam is losing to his gay brother in the manliest man contest

3  Jackatard 2015-12-25

I wish I could let you know how hard I laughed at that...he's had his mother fight his battles for him too. I think it was the beef with Kevin Pollak when mommy called in and defended her baby boy.

9  braunheiser 2015-12-25

He should start a radio war with E-rock

4  joomommyhappy 2015-12-25

He looks like odd shit to people, dude.

3  Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-25

Is Sam Jewish?

I know all the responses will be bullshit, but I'm asking seriously.

5  RickVince 2015-12-25

No. He was circumcised in his late teens I think.

2  IggysGlove 2015-12-25

He was in college. What a weirdo.

1  panjshirlion 2015-12-25

He had phimosis. It was a good call.

-5  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

The mohel bit off more than he could chew. ZING!

8  meanmug247 2015-12-25

Kill yourself

-2  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-25

No.

1  rawkfawk 2015-12-25

No. Sam is a marsupial.

1  panjshirlion 2015-12-25

Nah. His parents are old-time quasi-southerners, I think.

2  NJPoster 2015-12-25

Sam is O&A's JD.

1  brmlb 2015-12-25

not even close. you must be a new fan

1  NJPoster 2015-12-25

No, I'm a fan from WNEW. I don't like their show after WNEW much.

2  Gooblenook 2015-12-25

Sam is the only person who can be more popular as a producer than a radio personality. He should think about going into sales.

1  TriangleDimes 2015-12-25

He should think about going into a gas chamber.

He's not a Jew but he's just as bad.

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1  mnseats 2015-12-25

nice try notsam

0  TroyMacClure 2015-12-25

Enough with the Sam posts. Take it into the "Sam Roberts" subreddit where 5 people are viewing it at any given moment.

-4  BoardroomBimmy 2015-12-25

Sam is a talen tless fagtot

Source5 his cunty mom and faggot fuck dad

3  BoardroomBimmy 2015-12-25

Note to self: don't post here while drunk