You guys wanna hear about my EPIC plans for Christmas day?

52  2015-12-25 by ImperviousSeahorse

Sorry, I just don't think we're close enough. I have people I trust with this information.

20 comments

58  [deleted] 2015-12-25

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20  BumbiBestie 2015-12-25

The Faggot Store called and said they're running out of you!

10  Nulltor 2015-12-25

Stealing that shit and using it at soon as possible. Christmas dinner with the in-laws is gonna rule

1  [deleted] 2015-12-25

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7  imcrapyall 2015-12-25

how could they? you're their number one best seller!

2  KenFrezno 2015-12-25

oooooooooooooooooh FUCK

19  holodog 2015-12-25

Are you gonna exchange gifts with your family that loves you, you FAG?

20  cottonsweatpants 2015-12-25

I bet this faggot says hi to his neighbors.

0  TriangleDimes 2015-12-25

"Hey neighbor I'm sorry you got cancer" hahahahaha fucking fruits for days in this place.

13  Justincaseofshadowba 2015-12-25

Oh come on please tell us!

7  biobotX1 2015-12-25

Beat off to pictures of shoes

5  RikTheMick 2015-12-25

I'm hoping for a christmas miracle...a fast food joint that's open so I can get a holiday burrito or something.

3  TrackSuitVos 2015-12-25

Steak n' Shake used to be my saving grace on the holidays.

1  [deleted] 2015-12-25

Sheetz is open Christmas day.

1  RikTheMick 2015-12-25

Haha...thats where I went. First place I came to so I didn't fuck around, whipped right in.

3  biobotX1 2015-12-25

"I got people I'm close with..im not telling you who im close with" he really does say odd shit. What is a comment like that suppoesd to say?

1  Phillipmcd 2015-12-25

he really does say odd shit

Like what?

3  GayNiggerFag 2015-12-25

I canceled Dan Soder for this shit?!

2  AssMcPlay 2015-12-25

Ant did it.

2  joomommyhappy 2015-12-25

I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

1  IggysGlove 2015-12-25

Let's sing karaoke! Sweetie! Baby!!

1  Nuwanda84 2015-12-25

No.

3  TrackSuitVos 2015-12-25

Steak n' Shake used to be my saving grace on the holidays.