I don't want to live anymore.

wait for the trial

Hello darkness my old friend

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Nice.

Crying in my car in a closed garage

You should turn it on

I will

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YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

I'm gonna go home and have sex with my wife

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I'm going to sit in the corner and watch 2 guys fuck his wife.

Hi Jimmy!

Hi Bam!

Hi Opie!

Pop some aderall and have limp dicked sex with some whore.

sounds awesome

I can never get him hard

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFAnaixvZFY#t=1m08s

Lmao look at the crowd, they love it so fucking much haha

Lucky

I got shitty night hours, but we get lazy ass privileges tonite, maybe a few 2 hour breaks might be excused, then go home early with full pay.

Union job faggots.

Drinking and crying

:)

Getting drunk, going to see Star Wars. Get more drunk, sneak outside to take some hits from my Pax. Pass out watching Christmas vacation.

I dont like my Pax at all. At first it was cool but the novelty wore off. Idk if its just me but i stopped getting as high off of it. Now i just smoke joints and stare at this $250 smoking device gathering dust on my shelf

You have to clean it a lot. It works great if you keep up with the mantinence. I love it for smoking in public, but obviously I would prefer just smoking a joint like a fucking adult.

vaping hurts tolerance more than smoking I think

although I could just be talking out my ass

I'll buy it off you. My POS Gpen took a shit after only a month.

PM me

Why don't you just smoke it in the theater puss, I did before my dog ate mine

I don't think it eliminates the smell. You just got lucky and nobody turned you in.

Got lucky about 10 times

Yeah, exactly. I'm smoking it right now, and it still smells. I know what pot smells like.

They're not going to come in turn on the lights and pat down everyone in the theater dude, you need to quit being so paranoid. Also I don't think anyone cares enough to turn someone in for hitting a vape during a movie dawg.

It's also just a dick move. Why are you exposing people to a funky smell while they are watching a movie? Everyone in that theatre knew it was you, and quietley resented you.

Nope I really don't think so, a funky smell? I don't think it's really that bad and I don't smoke weed thst often. Wow you are being such a fucking pussy about this it's embarrassing. I wouldn't think anyone was being rude or an asshole if they discreetly hit their vape during a movie. Just shows what an insufferable cunt you must be.

Yeah, I'm a pussy because I don't like the idea of exposing a crowd of people in an enclosed space to a smell they didn't sign up for. If being considerate of other people makes me a pussy, fine.

Yeah you are, the smell is around for less than a minute. The smell is just as bad coming off your pocket, after you go out and smoke it's just as bad as smoking it there so either way it's going to smell like weed. And don't act like you're not afraid of getting caught and that makes you a giant pussy boy.

Yep, I'm a pussy because I don't want to go to jail. Because people never get busted because some shithead reported them, right? In case you haven't noticed, most states have fucked up drug laws. They also have a lot of simple minded cops who don't see anything wrong with throwing people in cages for smoking pot. I do my best to stay out of the U.S court system. So yeah, I'm a huge pussy.

Well, we drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. And when we couldn't find one? We... went... fishing.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Laying on the couch trying to motivate myself to hit the liquor store before they close early... yeah maybe in an hour.

Acting like a manchild, excited for Christmas morning. In short, like Sam or E-Rock.

Family Party. And i swear to fuck if they start getting on my nerves im sooooo gonna... Gonna... Gonna go sing karaoke with them.

I raked my yard, now I'm drinking a beer while I cook spaghetti and roast some garlic. Happy holidays, gang!

Checking this sub every hour on the hour for updates on the ant situation because my family shuns me

I was planning on going skeet shooting but the weather is fucking up my day. It's like a goddamn typhoon outside. Probably going to get drunk and watch cartoons, to be honest.

Went to Christmas mass and drinking eggnog with my dad as I listening to youtube in one ear. My wife and Mom are baking. Dad and I just watched a Black Lives Matter video and discussing the hypocrisy. Otherwise, typical German-American celebration of Jesus' birth. Jesus cared about true kindness and love, yet these "protestors" are advocating criminals. Of course black/all lives matter, but if you commit an obvious crime and resist, there will be consequences. Baffling how willfully ignorant those guys are and it hurts decent black people. Merry Christmas.

Trying to find weed on Christmas Eve, pray for me

Damn, you poor bastard. I was trying to get some esrlier this week, finally called my friends brother that I haven't spoken to in about two years and he was able to get some. He didn't even pinch my bag, AGOOSH!

Thankfully I found some cheap grams of hash oil, praise Satan and his forbidden fruits

ME: getting a lil taste of the hash oil? The Opester was all in with the hash oil. I can't go into details, lets just say I knew a guy. Lil bit.

Jesus where do u guys live where shit is scarce? Im in Mass and havent had problems finding weed in years. Pretty much all of New England is like that unless youre like new in town. People have prescriptions and liscences to grow so shit is plentiful. and were a few years away from being like Colorado, and even before the legalization it was no trouble.

I cant remember struggling to find weed or a drought in years.

Dude, I live in philly... Every one of my dudes is with their family for Christmas, I'm not trying to get Mexican headache dirt weed.

Shit, well come up to Mass. I can get you a few grams or something and you can be home to catch the last airing of A Christmas Story tommorow night.

All my drug dealers celebrate Kwanzaa and My boy Da'Quantaviois said that shit dont start till the 26th anyway

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So far I've been a square Midwestern suburbanite. Which beats the hell out of working at the juvie or being on call, which was the case for the past 5 years.

Any interesting things happen at your work, you know, like in Sleepers?

It was a nightmare for everyone. The day I turned in my keys was fantastic.

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Huffing Windex and watching crush videos.

Good choice.

I had some chicken parmesan today that was delicious.

Watching prison documenchries.

Watch making a murderer

I dont like my Pax at all. At first it was cool but the novelty wore off. Idk if its just me but i stopped getting as high off of it. Now i just smoke joints and stare at this $250 smoking device gathering dust on my shelf

Why don't you just smoke it in the theater puss, I did before my dog ate mine