I'm convinced that once Jimmy leaves, Tits will begin scrubbing his history of OnA.

21  2015-12-23 by biobotX1

And he'll blame ant for the "crass content" and continue chasing his Dream of being Howard

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Morning Shake Up w/ the Opester & Weaze

ewwwww. I would rather burp jizz then listen to that

Imagine youre sitting in a restaurant, and some guy at the table next to you burps loud as fuck... you turn and see rivulets of man-seed dripped from the corner of his mouth...

i'm really amazed at how easily people here slip into being gay erotica writers.

KEEP GOING

For some reason I read that in a Rod Serling voice.

imagine alllllll the people.... living for the daaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaay...

that you would kill yourself for being a pretentious bore

Rivulets? Think about where you are...

Your basically saying everyone here is stupid and wouldn't know a middle school level word

no it's lame

Riiiivuuullletttssss

The word is lame? this was what's called a set up .. not the joke

Big word too much for ya? Edit: well crafted joke... I like the jarring jump from Lennon to you bumbling into anger at not having no book lurnun

eh. you won me over. i'm such a shameless needy zero

You've taken the first step.. acknowledging it

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Good luck being Howard when you are not even close to a Pettengill.

ME: That was the old me mahhhn. I've reinvented myself, you can tell because I had to say it! LET'S GO TO THE PHONES, SNOWAAAAAAAAAAY

It already started. On twitter he boasted that he never called Muslims savages. I don't know if he did or didn't but he's trying to up his credibility.

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he also apologized for the mayor prank, and tried to suck up to howard stern

He also apologized for the cake stomp.

ME: I'm just not into that vibe anymore. That's not for me, I'm a faaather. It passed me by! What can I tell ya? It's not for me anymore! It's not my vibe! It's just not for me.

He's a father? Did he officially adopt Bam's kids?

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Damn... that really is what he'd say. I think I heard his voice while reading this

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I'm actually partial to "Tits, Zits & Tha Worm"

they're all opie

He'd have to go by Gregg Hughes. Opie will always be associated with O&A.

Opie will always be associated as being the luckiest unfunny interrupting board op ever

The long anticipated return of Spuds Buckley!

He can't possibly change his name though since people have called him Opie his entire FAWKING life! Nobody has EVER changed their name in the entertainment business so how can you expect Opie to do it?

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Good point

Pathetically enough, I don't think he believes he can get a job without that name.

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Thank you for your service.

Please don't thank a gimmicky username. It only encourages more of them.

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I would not be surprised to see a Jenny Hutt type figure enter the new oestrogen filled studio

Coming in October...The Gregg Hughes Show.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.

He might even try to take ALL OnA shit off YT

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jimmy aint leaving ever. he loves his gig.

Also he will no longer be known as opie but "greg hughes"

I don't think Jimmy will leave by choice. I think Opie will not mind if he isn't offered a new contract

I think it'd be real hard for Opie to be fired because he's good at kissing ass, but if he did this, then there's no way he has a job more than like 2 years at SXM.

Here's hoping #TheOpieShow takes off like #TheToddShow did.

He scrubs his tits, why wouldnt he scrub his history

I humbly ask anyone who is in new York to put the NOPIE sticker all over that fucking street that his shitty talentless feet tread.

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Big word too much for ya? Edit: well crafted joke... I like the jarring jump from Lennon to you bumbling into anger at not having no book lurnun

Your basically saying everyone here is stupid and wouldn't know a middle school level word

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