Now it's on CNN

46  2015-12-22 by ScoliOpie

44 comments

I love that Ant will never not be described as a shock-jock.

Better than tin knocker

"gal knocker" isn't much better

Tit knocker?

Ahhhh dangit that's better

Ayoooooo

They'll switch it to "Sock Jock" for this story.

The show has continued with Jim Norton in Cumia's place and has been titled "Opie with Jim Norton" since Cumia's departure.

Jimmy, how could ya...

Ol Jimmy "Grave Dancer" Norton

That's why they call him the Cemetery Kid!

all jimmy ever want is steal the salary

Anthony strangled his lady friend, Opie Stangeled his radio show. They're even.

STANGEL AND STRANGLE IN THE MORNIN'

WADDLE DOODLE.

said his attorney, Alan J. Schwartz,

http://ajslaw.com/photos/alan_schwartz2.jpg

great website, 1998 masterpiece http://ajslaw.com/

they even have the weather on their website hahaha wtf anthony is screwed

also, great that they show the local restaurants close to their office http://ajslaw.com/restaurants.htm

He has a terror threat level indicator on his website, this guy is an absolute pro.

That website is some Prestige Worldwide shit.

The Great Danton!

website optimized for 800x600 screen resolution.

"Keith knows a guy "

Keith also knew that great italian chef!

Classy jurnt.

Is this really the best lawyer a guy with a million dollar home could get?

Did you see his new desk? Do you think it's cheap to get a 26 year old to put her mouth around a half century old asshole? He may be about dry.

Why would anyone need links to the Long Island Corvette Owners Association, Harley-Davidson and the Huntington Yacht Club? That website is amazing!

great website, 1998 masterpiece http://ajslaw.com/

The only thing that would make it better is if it was hosted on Geocities.

You gotta admit, that picture of a briefcase makes him seem really professional.

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check out the Case Results page hahahaahahah

Yeah 1 case in 2003

Nothing can go wrong

...go wrong...go wrong...

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hahaha "animal pig face worthless meat sack" never heard that part

"This is going great!"

Cumia now hosts "The Anthony Cumia Show" online.

Thanks for the plug CNN!

Damn, Ant still has some juice.

Well, Hitler didn't kill them all so there's bound to be a few left....

I'm just happy that Opie is being mentioned in all of this negative press too. #Jocktober4EVA

at least they plugged his podcast

In a series of tweets -- later deleted -- he called the woman an "animal pig face worthless meat sack" and other comments, many with profane language.

lel.

this is cnn taking a shot at fox because fox has ant on all the time.

sadly, i have a feeling ant will no longer get calls from fox for appearances because of this bs.

he show has continued with Jim Norton in Cumia's place and has been titled "Opie with Jim Norton" since Cumia's depart

Oh boy

They really found the meanest looking picture of him.

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Wolf Blitzer... more like Wolf Shitstir!! Fawwk yeah, double guns cocksucka!

nice plug for jimmy at the end

lol if ant ends up on probation

Wow, CNN is finally giving TACN a plug. Good for Ant.

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Keith also knew that great italian chef!