We're the world leaders in the Manipulate The Hate movement, and we need to start acting like it, team. We need to remember our ultimate goal, which is fuck with Tits. Pursuing a digression such as Ant's arrest is fun, but must ultimately serve our hater agenda. It's not our choice, Ant manipulated us to harass The Opester- we had no say in the matter, it's simply our goal whether we like or or not (and I don't like hating Opie to be honest... I LOVE IT!)

It's imperative we get motivated, I think a good old fashioned WOW tomorrow is necessary- our morale has been a little down lately. We're going to need every female subscriber to post her fawking tits tomorrow, better starting oiling up and preparing your most flattering camera angles, girls. We all must do our duty. December has brought this sub so much joy and entertainment, and it's time to give back. It is Christmas, after all.

The Opie & Jim fight and Lady Di joining the Navy made us all hard, and Ant's arrest made us all say "here comes the pre," but we all need that little extra push to cum. There are 9 days left to ruin Opie's 2015, let's get to work, gang.