Adapted from Noah Ross' smash hit "Jewlia" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op6W514X-w0

Oh you're sleeping with a old guy like me -- I was assaulted on Sixth Avenue The girls don't stare, try as I might, I'm an old man who pays his due

Shaaaame on my Bud-soaked mind Can't outquote me, don't use that [phone] line

C-C-C-Cumia you're incorrigible, oh oh

Got you cryin' on the phone, oh oh

Got you sleeping with a pathetic guy like me, I pay trash not so sweet Half my age girl, you victimize me, the cops bust me during my sleep

Shaaame on my Bud-soaked mind Can't outquote me, don't use that line

C-C-C-Cumia you're incorrigble, oh oh

Got you cryin' on the phone, oh oh

C-C-C-Cumiaaaaaaa!

Shaaame on my Bud-soaked mind Can't outquote me, don't use that line

C-C-C-Cumiaaaaaaaa!

Sir, take me to jail.