Cuff my hands man

I ate her rib, dude.

I'm hungry.

Dude, hold my guns.

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Hold my neck, dude

Hahahaha. Holy fuck.

i mean thats just rich voss or sumpthing...tss...tss

You know what duuuude, you're so schmarmy, you won't even sing karaoke with that nice old man.

Boom! You got your coffee

Boom you got your tiger cat, you got your Karaoke machine

Boom! You throw it in her face.

You got yer gun safe duuude, and yer Occulus Rift, and yer ottoman.

Boom! She spilled my coffee

You know what dude I was the one that said iPads would catch on !

I can't hear what you are saying on this I'm Watch, dude.

and i'm the one that said those bandoleers would take off

You got your guns... Oh wait.

Duuuude you got ya crawl space, ya get Rat walking out of the house in a wig recorded on your surveillance dude, you get your ball peen hammer, boom, ya good.

You got your snooooooba

Gotcher FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN gold digger, yer FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN boooooze and yer FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN periscope, man.

You take your bandolier, dude, you wrap it round her neck, boom.

DUUUUUUUUUUDE Ya got ya seinfeld, you got ya bud light, you got ya ancient tv references, bang, boom you're arrested

Boom, you get arrested, you get a shitty mugshot.

Then you fuck a sink.

She gets that thumb bruise. You give her the ol' goon-throat.

You're losing air man

You're losing air man

...you've got your coffee!

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Yah know what dudeeee, yah got ya coffee, ya got ya cigarettes dudeeee, who cares about some stupid fuckin charges dudeee. Just give her the old goon hand dude.

Just cause you sucked a cock doesn't mean your gay duuuude