I JUST GOT BANNED FROM R/NEWS FOR DESCRIBING WHAT FEMALE RADIO HOLES WERE!

0  2015-12-21 by baraksobamas

I just got fucking banned for explaining how HOLE is NOT a derogatory sexual term! I mean, yea it is a double entendre, but I was essentially banned for saying women aren't funny. I didn't even call anyone a cunt or faggot!

Is there a better way to prove how humorless you are than by banning people who say you aren't funny?

43 comments

26  Dagidugidai 2015-12-21

First Anthony in Jail, now Baraksobamas banned from r/news, what a terrible couple of days

4  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

I Know! How do they expect to get all the hot political gossip without their insider!

1  [deleted] 2015-12-21

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16  clickclack8 2015-12-21

Women are perfect you shitlord

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

No, I genuinely do not agree with that statement. I find that at times they are not as happy go lucky as men are. I hope that is not offensive.

8  GothamJustice 2015-12-21

~REPORTED~

8  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Oh come onnnnnnn noooooooo! Look I'm sorry owlrite! I was just I was just I was just trying to help the show owlrite! Please don't report me auuuhhhhh

2  GothamJustice 2015-12-21

~BANNED~

2  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Owwwwwwwwahhhaaaa no come owwwne I doon wanna be wanna be banned owwwwah I was joking owlrite! please let me back on the showww

1  GothamJustice 2015-12-21

Okay. But, you're on top-double-secret probation.

2  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Oh realllly.Thanks. I just wanna help the show because you because you because you know I'm such a big fan of the show. I'm you number one fan no matter how many dick surgeries I have owlrite.

7  chicken-named-mike 2015-12-21

Yeah, it's pretty easy to be banned from /r/news.

2  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Apparently!

8  chicken-named-mike 2015-12-21

I got banned for simply posting statistics (backed up by sources) about a certain demographics rates of violent crime compared to the rest of the populous.

8  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Well the use of statistics and logical analysis is only allowed when you are trying to blame problems on religion. They have no place in civil discussion and are of no value to anyone that does not choose to believe in them.

4  chicken-named-mike 2015-12-21

This guy gets it.

5  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-21

And I bet you're the one to give it to him right?

3  chicken-named-mike 2015-12-21

I do like to make sure my guys are serviced.

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-21

You disgust me.

2  chicken-named-mike 2015-12-21

;)

2  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

thx u du 2 ;)

6  Justincaseofshadowba 2015-12-21

No one gives a fuck. Fulfill your need to be paid attention to elseware.

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Where should I go? This was not my first choice outlet.

5  silks322 2015-12-21

ZOMG!!!!

2  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

I KNOW!

3  rollmeonekenobi420 2015-12-21

Post about it

0  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

I DID!

3  Wsallgood 2015-12-21

I laufd'

3  [deleted] 2015-12-21

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3  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

No! I didn't even let anyone know I was half a fag sometimes!

1  [deleted] 2015-12-21

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1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Thx ;)

3  Wsallgood 2015-12-21

Next step, head to /r/worldnews and loudly proclaim the state of Israel is peace-loving and a valuable asset to America's future. Then profit.

1  [deleted] 2015-12-21

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1  Leeham721 2015-12-21

Reddit thinks western women are basically zoo animals who are under constant oppression. You raped them by posting that.

Based Milo Yianaoalaopyoypous “Straight white women in the west are the mot privileged class in the history of our species.”

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Nah, men from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait and the UAE are far worse.

1  majestik6 2015-12-21

I got banned from there too. I posted a link to someone's Facebook page, didn't realize that's considered "doxing." (It was someone from a news story, not someone I know or anything.)

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Bully!

1  SMOKIN-ON-BIEBERS 2015-12-21

News has mods that are shiet liberal cocksucking pretentious dick bags. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

But I was just jokineng owlrite

1  stinkskc 2015-12-21

Dude posting outside of this sub never goes well

1  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

Yea, I always forget that this is the only place where we can be open and honest.

1  Anarox 2015-12-21

I have been called out in /r/worldnews by faggot zionists taking shit I have said here and saved it on some hardrive in Israel, Seriously different people copy/paste the exact wordings of me calling Ant a jew cuck in conversation about his neighbors or some shit. I was joking and I know they have no idea who "Ant" is or anything. Creepy as fuck

1  Onoahimonchong 2015-12-21

I got downvoted so you're not the only one with problems you know.

0  TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-12-21

Shut up pissy eyes

-1  luckinator 2015-12-21

Our liberal overlords don't want the truth. They are not interested in reality. They want you to parrot their fantasy narrative of how things are, and if you don't, they punish you for it.

0  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

So I've just found out!

4  baraksobamas 2015-12-21

I Know! How do they expect to get all the hot political gossip without their insider!

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-21

You disgust me.