Ant finally did what he's been trying to do for almost thirty years

76  2015-12-21 by forktech

Finally, his father no longer thinks he's a faggot

32 comments

He only started caring what his father thought when he turned 40?

Exactly. For the last 30 years

That's the joke you fucking blockhead.

40 other retards needed the joke explained to them.

His father would actually be disappointed he only left her with the broken rib and hand.

Until he learns what happened to Ant in prison. At least he prepared him for sharing showers.

He was at the county jail nothing bad happens there

Wait, so I sucked county jail dick for nothing?

Of course not! You do it for the exposure and for the networking opportunities.

County jail can suck just as much as prison. There's murderers and rapists next to people with drug charges all waiting to be processed and sent to prison.

ant might run into a brutal street thug like tom hanks rapper son in nassau county jail... i hope keith paid the guards to protect him bites nails

Puffin clouds like a DRAGON!

There's some shitty areas in Nassau County where there are murders and other bad shit - Roosevelt, Hempstead, etc.

Doesn't Hempstead have the highest murder rate in Long Island?

Probably wyandanche aka crimedanche.

Can confirm - jail is as bad and IMO worse than prison. Jail is often a big room full of everyone from disturbing fuckers, full-time thugs, drunk/druggies, unpredictable behavior and people getting very annoyed, nervous and going into smoking withdrawals.

Anthony is in for slapping a woman around so he isn't exactly the big man in the jail heh. (though money/fame might get him through okay).

He has connections, I doubt he was thrown in with all of the fish.

Real men only worry about rape.

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I was using the example because rape is a serious crime. What I'm saying is, they put serious offenders and minor offenders in the exact same place right next to one another. You could have a guy going to death row next to a guy that got busted for warrants for not paying his speeding tickets.

You've got a point. Ant's father would be proud.

He'd be less of a faggot if he had spent the rest of his life with Richard.

Imagine all that fake sleeping he's going to have to do in the clink.

That's only because he's afraid to make the first move.

Lets be honest, Ants father started this mess.

Ant is who he is cause of his father. The young 18-20 y/o chicks(which he lost his virginity to at 13, introduced by his father), he always liked science but he got beaten out of it cause its gay, he was always crying growing up aswell, which his dad beat out of him.

Now we got this, man's man, guns, cheap beer, luxury house, fast cars, young skirts in the same age group and he always liked the skinny white trash chicks, like the one imprinted when losing his virginity. Which 18 y/o chick bangs a 13 y/o and aint white trash, specially on the offer from the kids dad?

Well dang! Last cheesy words that this subreddit will enjoy, we're a reflection of our enviroment/experiences growing up, pz

Exactly. His whole life and interests are just him saying "SEE DAD I'M NOT A FAG! RIGHT DADDY!? RIGHT!?"

The hardest part for some people trying to not become their fathers

Did he

Maybe ant got mad and hit her for not having a penis.

Ever think of that?

That is nonsense. No spaghetti hit the wall

well he did get beat up by a girl

Really thought you were going to say that he'd finally become a crime statistic.