Has A Dick Van Dyke Reference Been Made During A Domestic Incident In The Last 5 Decades?

36  2015-12-21 by TheTrichomeMan2

Speculate, speculate.

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Anthony is old as fuck, in case you didn't know.

No shit. The last time a man actually beat around his broad referencing The Van Dyke Show was 1964.

All I know is that I've "domestic incidented" my dick to pictures of young Mary Tyler Moore on a few occasions in my youth.

You beat ya peckah

My stepdad used to whistle "Chim Chim Cher-ee" whenever he disciplined my mother. So, hoo hoo

In his defense it was legal back then. He's a child of the 40's

And if your bitch gives you any lip you can beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise and they'll let 'er know who's boss. There's no doubt about it.

When told to update his references, Ant immediately joked that Dani must have been hit by a football before the Big Date.

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I'm going to CHIN Chimmy chimmy chimmy chin chin chin YOU

At least he didn't reference the Honeymooners.

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