How many times has the opster beat off to that mugshot already??

4  2015-12-21 by shinkleboutit

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Opie hasn't been able to get it up since about two years before Hudson was born.

He's cummed to that more recently than his freckle-titted wife, I can assure that, but she was busy. "Honey, are you making another Henry Hater?... Whatever, i don't care i'm going out for a while, don't wait up"

As she walks out the door and the faint sound of a skateboard kick flipping follows.

But more importantly, how's the fight for his life going?

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The funny thing is Opie thinks this proves that people really are being controlled by ant. He thinks not getting in trouble makes the opster a good person, even if his soul is dogshit. He's a psycopath.

Yeah, I truly believe some fucked up shit went down with Ant, we'll never know the full story. Crazy gold-digger, drunken recluse, he more than likely did something bad, and he looks like a total piece of shit right now. He could potentially straighten his shit out and take a look from someone else's view "Wow, i've gone to shit, i may never be a great person, but i'm better than this, let me change a few things"... Opie lacks that ability or clarity to see how other people feel, or how they may view him. It's like a tunnel vision

As she walks out the door and the faint sound of a skateboard kick flipping follows.