How long before Tits pretends this is the shit he was teasing on Greggshells PT2? Hes gonna play it like he had inside info that Ant beats chicks.

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I can't believe I'm writing this but I actually think Opie is above that. Like, he actually has some kind of standard of behavior. Maybe.

Yeah, I could even see him saying he'd never known him to be a violent person. Most of Opie's faults are with his delusion and stupidity, not intentional malice.

This is unfortunately the nicest thing anyone on this sub has said about Opie in a very long time.

In all honesty, aside from his awful radio IQ, he doesn't seem like a bad guy. Just a really, really dumb guy.

Cake stomp? He's definitely an asshole.

Yeah, but aside from that and killing his dog, it seems like he has shit together. He's got a pretty wife, two kids, a million dollar condo, and a summer house.

Compared to Ant, I think he's doing ok for himself.

That kinda goes into his 'radio IQ.' He thought it would make good radio, but I don't think he does it if it wasn't for the bit. Plus, he gave him 100 dollars and a new cake, allegedly, so he's not all that bad. Just a poor choice for a radio stunt.

i'd agree, sure, aside from how he acts when he gets his feelings hurt. then he starts doing delusional shit like a woman does.

so it could go either way. i really don't think opie is above lying to get his moral win in this case. i mean he's said so many things that prove that. We have recording of him on air saying things like Ant said awful things about his family. Well, we also have recordings and past postings here that prove that Ant has NEVER done such a thing.

so it really depends on how he feels that day i guess. he would and could say ant has shit taste in women, and he'd be spot on.

When did Opie say Anthony said awful things about his family? And don't give me any vague bullshit. Link with timestamp or GTFO.

you don't remember the jimmy fight just a couple weeks ago?

Link with timestamp or GTFO.

https://youtu.be/ecjrNFDOvxY?t=28m2s

my internet honor is preserved.

A bag of fucking doritos and bam? That's all you got?

Over a year of audio, thousands of tweets,and you have one bag of doritos?

You said he's NEVER done such a thing. I only need to provide one instance to prove you wrong.

you provided something, that's true, but i don't know what the fuck it is. i don't accept your foundation of that being a shot at his wife.

if it's something he's known for doing there should simply be plenty of very EXPLICIT examples. "boy opie's wife is such a whore"

you asked for explicit evidence from me and I gave it. Opie said exactly what I said he did. But I don't accept a bag of doritos as being near enough for opie to claim ant insults his family. that's fucking stupid.

if ant has and I missed it, well fair enough. but i think opie is just a melodramatic liar.

Thank you for the timestamp. I didn't remember exactly how Opie phrased it.

Anthony has thousands of dollars of camera equipment. He fancies himself a photographer. He took a picture with Bam perfectly framed in the shot. It wasn't just a coincidence. He couldn't even make the effort to be a tiny bit subtle.

He did pussy shit like that all the time - little inside jokes that most people wouldn't get except here. Things like reposting a picture of a sunset adding "yawn" - or J.J. Abrams comments. When somebody flat out asked him about the sex tape thing, he said he'd leave that to the internet to speculate knowing full well there was absolutely nothing to speculate about. No, he wasn't directly "manipulating the hate" and that wasn't directly a shot at Opie's wife. But he was a passive aggressive asshole for months knowing exactly what kind of reaction he gets here and how quick you guys are to retweet shit to Opie and how people are so quick falling over themselves to start a thread about every stupid little thing. It was bitch move after bitch move with a specific goal in mind, and people only complained about it here when Anthony's popularity took a downturn because he didn't acknowledge the roast bombing.

At least now he's flat out calling Opie an idiot on Twitter instead of doing the "I was only joking" bullshit - which was never joking, by the way.

He stepped on a homeless man's birthday cake. Standards?

Liberated him from heart disease and obesity

Friends stomp on homeless friends' cake all the time

I really think I would have heard about something like that by now

Like a video or something.

Ant's leaving fucked him up more than just in a professional way. Or to put it another way the end of their friendship bothered Opie a lot more than Ant.

he is a pussy , he would not dare to punch first , because when Ant comes out of this , he would destroyed him on all levels , because he simply is way more funny than tits , and he would win in exchange. Tits would be crying again

that's why he will pretend that he is above this but he really is not.

Easy up there friend. We're taking about Tits here. Let's not go crazy.

I just don't think he's clever enough.

I don't think he's above it as much as he knows he's too stupid to defend himself when ant attacks back

You just gave Shelly an idea, OP. For shame!

If tits wants to win this subreddit over, he has to do a Harry Hater video on this whole thing.

Tits wants to go viral sooo bad, and according to that news report, the periscope video of Skeletor is going viral. Tits must be so jealous, he's probably kicking himself going "why didn't I think of filming a wet rat's white trash reaction to getting manhandled by a geriatric guinea?"

As though Opie could pronounce geriatric.

ME: I was a math genius not an Englishologist

He's a douche but if he goes this way he would be too stupid about it to not open himself up to a defamation suit. And that would be the golden way this ends.

Opie makes his last big lie. Anthony's charges are dismissed. Anthony sues Opie. Opie loses everthing. Linz takes the kids. Opie decides to jump off a gargoyle from the Chrysler Building but is hit by a cab and killed while crossing Lexington.

Gah-b'oh! Your shock jock's dead, bud.

Gah-b'oh! Your shock jock's dead, bud.

Fellow camper?

Crackle Crackle

I doubt Opie would do that. I dunno, despite the falling out, I do think there is some respect or warmth between them over 20 years of working together and building a great career. Like, Ant and Opie are feuding, but they really never go personal. It was always professional gripes and they hold back a little.

I dunno, just my sense of things. They probably don't really hate each other. Although Opie was pretty upset that he felt Ant didn't defend him... that kind of gripe is different than if Ant actively perpetuated the rumor. Opie felt he did, but I'm sure he knows better.

At least, I don't think Opie would twist the knife and taunt Ant over this. It's just a horrible situation.

As much as everyone hates him, Opie is the one in this scenario who has taken the high road the whole time. I don't see him changing that now.

If Opie had any sense at all, he would ignore this ever happened. Sirius' name is being plastered all over this shit, and Opie being smug will only result in Sirius figuring they don't need a bargain bin Stern hanging around and attracting more freaks they have to deal with.

They brought Stern to heel. Somehow I don't think they wouldn't toss Tits & Worm to save their image.

For the sake of reading this sub, I hope that he does, and I hope he's extremely smug about it.

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Me: Whyyy'd we have to go on vacation nowwww?? Ffffuck!!

Why would you think that?

"I told you guys he was doing some horrendous shit behind the scenes, (sniff) but ahh, al the haters just wanted to bash me(burrrrp) but ah well now you know, he's a piece of shit, fuck that fuckin guy, ( slurp, sniff) and let me just say for the record if he ever comes near me or my cshicck, I will kick his fucking ass for that"

this is exactly what he'll do

Gah-b'oh! Your shock jock's dead, bud.

Fellow camper?

Link with timestamp or GTFO.