I could see it. Say he is trying to take her phone away. Get her balled up against the wall. Could explain the rib injury by using the knee to keep her pinned and use foot on the hand that has the phone. This is the only scenario I think might have played out if true.
Right. Same tone as my alcoholic step dad when he fucked up. I'm just trying to see both sides. She could.have just slammed her hand in the door but the scenario I said is the only thing I could think of that explains most of the injuries. At first I couldn't realistically explain the rib injury or the hand but this post saying the hand injury was caused by his foot made me place her balled up on the ground and then the other injuries could easily fit into a scuffle over something she was holding. I just guess it was over a phone because they are both way too obsessed with the internet.
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11 NotRye 2015-12-20
I don't think that's physically possible.
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-20
He must've been able to raise his foot pretty high.
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1 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-20
It's a joke, genius.
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2 aceoftrachs 2015-12-20
It's like a game of abusive Twister over there.
8 swejeht 2015-12-20
I really don't believe it
1 John_Gulbunny 2015-12-20
Monday's show will be a good one, if he even brings it up
3 Remove__Kebab 2015-12-20
If he isn't mentally retarded he'll clam up about it - and potentially not even have shows at all.
1 A_lad_insane_bowie 2015-12-20
So in other words he'll rant about it on Monday
8 apanmannen 2015-12-20
How the fuck does one stomp on someone's hand when they are pinned against a wall? her wingspan must reach down to the floor.
2 Skip4play 2015-12-20
I could see it. Say he is trying to take her phone away. Get her balled up against the wall. Could explain the rib injury by using the knee to keep her pinned and use foot on the hand that has the phone. This is the only scenario I think might have played out if true.
2 apanmannen 2015-12-20
hey why did you have to go into such detail? now i fucking believe this shit... asshole :(
2 Skip4play 2015-12-20
Wanna karaoke? Sweeeetie!
2 apanmannen 2015-12-20
haha he's so fucking creepy.
1 Skip4play 2015-12-20
Right. Same tone as my alcoholic step dad when he fucked up. I'm just trying to see both sides. She could.have just slammed her hand in the door but the scenario I said is the only thing I could think of that explains most of the injuries. At first I couldn't realistically explain the rib injury or the hand but this post saying the hand injury was caused by his foot made me place her balled up on the ground and then the other injuries could easily fit into a scuffle over something she was holding. I just guess it was over a phone because they are both way too obsessed with the internet.
5 plasticpaddy84 2015-12-20
Is the lawyers defence to try and convince us this is an episode of the Twilight Zone?
5 ContentBotHZ54K 2015-12-20
Haha, brilliant
1 Phantas_Magorical 2015-12-20
Maybe the movie
3 bigmattson 2015-12-20
You know she doesn't have to be standing right?
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2 mrta66 2015-12-20
Those are 2 separate things it doesnt mean they happened simultaneously.
0 Me007gold 2015-12-20
The word AND implies they did. If one happened after another they would have use the word THEN
2 sldsnak04 2015-12-20
Isn't that kenny's cop defense?
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1 Skip4play 2015-12-20
If its true, I'm guessing this fight was over a cell phone and social media.