what's Dani Brand's future after this?

3  2015-12-20 by brmlb

Is she going to hit it big as a comic? A big time graphics artist career? She needs a plan B. Her plan A was to inherit Ant's mansion and pool after he was dead, but now that's out the door.

As the great Bob Kelly put it, she spent 2 years with her tongue on Ants decrepit, ancient balls and realized she had nothing to show for it. She flipped out and lost it. At least she's 26, she still has time to hitch her wagon to some jew banker in NYC for her meal ticket. It doesn't matter who her dad is, we all know she's not going to make it as an entertainer.

8 comments

11  Dawgsie 2015-12-20

The same as it has been for a long time... At the end of an old relatively wealthy guys cock.

8  Me007gold 2015-12-20

Shes going to OD, and be found in an ally behind the stress factory within 6 months.

7  Patricki 2015-12-20

She'll probably move back into Ant's place when he gets home, if we're talking realistically here.

4  Dennyislife 2015-12-20

She'll do a danny from the show and resurface on here years down the line and become well liked after telling a few stories we wanted to hear.

1  Abzdeman 2015-12-20

Ask Anthony on Twitter

1  hideouslyheather 2015-12-20

She will be what she always was ..an insignificant attention seeking whore.

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1  cowardanon 2015-12-20

BLACKED

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