Over 18 hours and no tweets. How do we contribute to the bail fund?

66  2015-12-19 by [deleted]

42 comments

He's just outside

That's perfect.

Guess it's time for Jimmy to do his annual "apologize for Opie/Anthony during a holiday break" tour.

He's in jail and Dani is robbing everything from underneath the Christmas tree.

On the bright side at least Ant can finally get that forehead swastika tattoo he's been dying to have

id like to contribute to dani being committed to a mental institution.

Naw. Keith just grounded him and finally took away his social media privileges..it's about time!

Locked up with those savages? For his sake i hope he's not recognized.

They won't, they'll just assume Ant is some radical Arab and bloody up his butthole.

"Yo, Mr. Shockjock mutha fucka...you wanna have an 'open and honest discussion about problems within the Black community' NOW?"

Cue the GIMME FIDDY CENT flashbacks

'Scuse me... which way is Nawth?

Recognize him. His face. From the radio show who's listenership was primarily truckers and dipshit blue collar New England guineas and micks.

U r a real city guy!

Tunisian shank fighter.

I scoured the local long Island mug shots and police reports and couldn't find anything.

In my experience it usually takes a couple days for arrests to show up in the paper or mugshots to appear on apps like Mobile-patrol or whatever, especially if it happens on friday night. For example monday morning will have a list of like 15-20 DWI arrests from the weekend in the paper. So it's still a possibility

If there's a mugshot, this place should never have another sidebar photo.

Also in my experience they do not offer you a comb and a mirror before mugshots, so his follicles would be a disaster

Just think of the photoshop opportunities.

Same here. I've exhausted my searches of "domestic" "arrest" "radio" "shock jock" etc & combinations thereof in Google & the Nassau police blotters.

Still nothing on eCourts. He probably wasn't arrested. He might be busy dumping a body in the Great South Bay.

one can only hope

Danni brand sleeps with the fishes

He's actually handling this perfectly of he's not locked up. Walk away, let everyone (hopefully) move on to something else like people (except this reddit) do. It's not the people of this reddit he's worried about- it's the possibility of him getting angered and lashing out at some white Knight faggot on twitter who creeps on Danis periscope daily and them going to the few blogs. Perhaps he's learned something since being fired. Need a strategy.

Free my nigga cumia.

What'd I miss?

If only we had Funny MoFos to break the silence.

Free my nigga tony, he aint do nothin

Assault family violence cones with a mandatory 72hr hold doesn't it?

He's sleeping it off.

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If this was me and I wasn't in jail, I wouldn't be tweeting for a day or 2

Wouldn't his name be on file in the county jail's website if he was arrested? I don't think he's there

Probably, unless they treat high profile people differently

They don't. All processing is a matter of public record.

I'll take your word for it

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I've searched a couple times today on the New York Courts website and the LI news sites. Didn't see anything about a Cumia being arrested so I'm pretty sure he's not in jail.

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I'll bet he's locked up, why would he be afraid of Twitter now? What's he gonna do fire himself?

We don't. We blame opie.

much ado about nothing, if he didnt slap that black bitch in times square why would he hit her?

Unfortunately actually doing it doesn't always matter if the bitch is crazy enough

Anthony is getting some bbc right now and enjoying it.

Tunisian shank fighter.

They won't, they'll just assume Ant is some radical Arab and bloody up his butthole.

"Yo, Mr. Shockjock mutha fucka...you wanna have an 'open and honest discussion about problems within the Black community' NOW?"

Recognize him. His face. From the radio show who's listenership was primarily truckers and dipshit blue collar New England guineas and micks.

Also in my experience they do not offer you a comb and a mirror before mugshots, so his follicles would be a disaster