Ant Did NOT Break Danny's Hand
89 2015-12-19 by DannyFromTheShow
He broke his heart. TISSSSSSSSSSS!
But seriously folks, with all this fighting maybe Ant should just sweetly ask Op if he wants to do some karaoke. Maybe if he says "Pweezy Pweez Pweez" first.
This is what the greatest radio show of all time has become. It's like watching Private Parts in reverse.
"You ever see a show come apart like that?"
150 comments
50 martinkerij 2015-12-19
She spilled his coffee...
7 CowsAreCurious 2015-12-19
Reference for those that don't get it.
-6 blackirishlad 2015-12-19
by the way, maybe i was whacked out on too little sleep, but anybody else playing fallout 4 think there was a reference to that in the vault regional hq building?
12 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-19
No
8 ShitdickJunior 2015-12-19
Look at this fucking NERD over here.
1 rahtin 2015-12-19
People like you really make me feel bad that I basically just ran through the main story. I didn't find any other vaults, I just didn't have weeks to pour into the game.
1 blackirishlad 2015-12-19
You pretty much have to with a Bethesda game. Though as I get older I find I don't have the patience for it that I used to
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21 ScoliOpie 2015-12-19
Hold my knee dude hold my knee
10 Theyongary 2015-12-19
I broke my fuckin' hand dude!
26 TacoTrots 2015-12-19
Nicely done, sir.
5 cottonsweatpants 2015-12-19
Like 'Parts Private' or something!
1 Spekk10 2015-12-19
I didn't know we were playing 'Wordsback'
1 cottonsweatpants 2015-12-19
'In reverse' ...faggot
4 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2015-12-19
He does make a good point.
17 kgt5003 2015-12-19
The Worm has to be really starting to think twice about telling Opie he is leaving in October... TACS may not be a viable last resort...
12 KnickedUp 2015-12-19
when LOS is your "flagship" show....it's clearly bigtime.
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13 SayntJ 2015-12-19
Mr Bennington was right. It's gonna end with Anthony alone in his basement with a bloody bowling pin.
19 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
No Show For Old Man
7 opieanthonyjim 2015-12-19
There Will be Blood reference actually
9 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Dude, I know, I always mix those two movies up, I was kinda surprised it got upvoted considering I totally fumbled the reference.
1 TheSandmanECW 2015-12-19
They both sound like they should have switched names though right?
0 BumbiBestie 2015-12-19
Some of these girls with daddy issues are half-wild, and some are just outlaws.
12 Delicious_Apes 2015-12-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLN3Y5plz8
Shows drunk Ant interacting with another crazy leech. He's just a silly guy.
10 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Didn't she write an absolutely SCATHING blog post about him?
7 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2015-12-19
http://web.archive.org/web/20120815035626/http://melissawashere.wordpress.com/2012/05/15/trophy-wife-aka-my-life-with-a-shock-jock
7 biobotX1 2015-12-19
So she's blaming ant for her deciding on her own to stop listening to hipster music because he didn't like it. Apparently ant has mind control powers. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY YOU DUMB BINT. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU WORSHIPPED HIM
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-12-19
THURRMITE WOP
1 zorkon128 2015-12-19
That was that Stetten girl.
3 muhdikyo 2015-12-19
shes such an ugly cunt. ant drunk dialed and now he's paying for it.
20 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Post a pic of your current wife or girlfriend. This sub has amazingly high standards when it comes to taste in women.
14 deathbirdstories 2015-12-19
We're not millionaires.
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4 Justincaseofshadowba 2015-12-19
Not until you show us your cock.
4 panjshirlion 2015-12-19
It really does bug me in its utter predictability. It's classic Internet posturing: "If I say this girl is uglier than she is, it will sound like I have super high standards, and people will think I only settle for the hottest of the hot."
Dani isn't beautiful by any stretch, but all of the "ughhh what an ugly whore" stuff is pretty dishonest.
1 rahtin 2015-12-19
She's sexy as fuck. It's about how a girl moves and acts, not the symmetry of her face in a still pic. There are lots of women who can take a beautiful picture but have zero sexuality when you're around them.
2 pastamanrofl 2015-12-19
Is liking deathly stick thin chicks a New York thing? Because I think it's a New York thing.
1 jackassinjapan 2015-12-19
I think he meant personality wise.
-1 pfg-sciple 2015-12-19
He is WEALTHIER than the AVERAGE person so he can get a better looking BEST GIRL than some shlub on REDDIT!! You could LAND a girl like this one, and YOU are not a LOOKER, no offense intended!!!
3 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
My deep V will disagree.
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-1 thesynking 2015-12-19
She also blamed him for poisoning her mind when she got fired from xoJane. She is a cunt right? She HAS to be.
2 imcrapyall 2015-12-19
god for a SPACTACULAR! they seem about as alive as ant's trophy wife on breaking bad when she od'd cause walter tipped her on her side.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-19
What the fuck is this shit?
1 PeckaSucka 2015-12-19
What an adorable gal, Anthonys a dummy
10 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-19
Goddamn it, Danny, you're my favorite OnA character now. I can't wait for the action figures. The rare Troyquan alternate paint scheme, only available at Opieradio.com, comes with a skateboard and a subscription to AARP monthly, right?
13 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-19
Swooped in like the Jim Norton of Reddit to eat up all the sloppy seconds and cement his place in history as the only likable cast member. Danny played the long game and won.
Cunning. Efficient. Jewish.
2 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
What sloppy seconds, didn't I start this whole mess inadvertently?
7 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Don't hate on skateboarding but also don't call Troy a skater.
3 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-19
I love skating. Troy is too old to be... yknow, that guy.
4 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Fuck that I'll be 35 next week and I hit the park all the time. With a real skateboard.
3 thescrapplekid 2015-12-19
I have friends in their 40's that still skate
3 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-19
Danny, the skateboard/ing is irrelevant. My point is that Troy is a douche. I also hate you now too, look what you did, you little jerk!
2 michaeIcolestie 2015-12-19
What's a skateboard? Like a segway that you have to use your feet to move?
3 multiplesifl 2015-12-19
That's, like, a baby's toy!
2 sabbathrules 2015-12-19
can you do a bigspin? are you a no comply-wally hipster?
5 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I can barely land moving ollies. But I don't longboard to the bodega and tell everyone I'm a skateboarder.
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2 PatFrmMoonachie 2015-12-19
..for me you can just use an old WWE King kong bundy inaction figure.
1 FlukemansCloaca 2015-12-19
Or 4 powdered donuts stacked on top of each other
9 PiggyFork 2015-12-19
"That's how Tits laughs"
7 PeckaSucka 2015-12-19
You don't write TISS, theres no "I" in it you dumb fuck. TSS NO I? HOW'S TSS GONNA SEE WITH NO I?
9 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I know. Because when I say it, I'm mocking you. One time I had to play poker at Ant's house and this one fucking guy wouldn't stop saying "wassat" every time somebody said "chip". We were playing fucking poker. Now somebody ask me again why I stopped hanging out.
14 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-19
Whassat?
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-12 stevie_janowskii 2015-12-19
Can you comment at all on how the staff viewed Opie's wife, the paycheck and whther or not Erik hated Opie and was a generally good dude?
Thanks.
30 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Leave the fucking guys wife alone already.
7 gunparty 2015-12-19
i second this motion. shes the eva braun of radio. leave her alone.
6 satsamsit 2015-12-19
Tss, what's she need a loan for a new car or sumpthin'!
6 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
"Strap Etavirp" the true story of a wildly successful radio show that loses its syndication deal and #1 market. One host becomes the new wacky morning man on WCCC while the other is much too old to be trying to pick up college girls.
Am I wrong?
3 Dre013 2015-12-19
I'm shocked you haven't had a bigger career in entertainment.
2 CookieHaid 2015-12-19
Did you have to write that on paper so you could reverse it?
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5 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2015-12-19
Is this something you could see/have seen Ant doing/do, or is this out of character?
5 Dooberpie 2015-12-19
Nobody said he broke your hand dude, you said yourself you don't hang out there.
We're trying to figure out what happened to Dani's hand.
1 OpesterDefender 2015-12-19
OH LITERAL DOOBERPIE!
3 Dooberpie 2015-12-19
In high school I was voted "Boy most likely to replace spellcheck"
2 pickledpancreas 2015-12-19
Haven't these guys realized that you can't have your wife/GF tangled up with your wacky radio persona? It never ends well.
13 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
It's more so everyones obsession with social media. Social media killed the show first and then further decimated the hosts beyond repair. Internet killed the radio stars.
1 superjoint88 2015-12-19
Any actual inside information regarding whats going on?
4 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
CNN just let me in for a popsicle, I'll see what I can find.
0 superjoint88 2015-12-19
WELL! Mr smart mouth, i just thought you might know a nigger that knows a nigger... sheeeit
4 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I wouldn't worry, I'm sure his pocket cops will remedy all. Sha-sha-SHA!
2 Spekk10 2015-12-19
https://youtu.be/QLpUq__iQqw
-4 panjshirlion 2015-12-19
Danny can correct me on this, but I don't think he's currently part of Ant's inner circle.
EDIT: Why the downvotes? Haven't they both said as much?
1 aaron91325 2015-12-19
Does Paltalk count as social media?
3 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Absolutely. Who knows how much humor was lost to that epic distraction.
-2 pfg-sciple 2015-12-19
The PROBLEM was that BOTH "OPIE" and ANTHONY thought that they were SCORCH when neither was even a HOWARD STERN!!
OPIE thought he DESERVED to be treated like a RADIO PERSONALITY who, ON the SIDE, is also an A-LIST ACTOR, WWF SUPERSTAR, and HOST of the MOST WATCHED LATE SHOW SHOW in HISTORY. SORRY, Opie, no one cares about your MEAN-SPIRITED HUMORLESS videos or LAME tweets!!
6 tar_baby33 2015-12-19
Weird NEWS!
3 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I can TELL you're UPSET by the WAY you're accenting CERTAIN WORDS.
2 barrruuuch 2015-12-19
Don't engage.
2 collins1393 2015-12-19
Fuck yo caps lock, nigga
2 AlcoholicA1 2015-12-19
They're just not that close anymore
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1 gsbird1065 2015-12-19
What are you talking about? The greatest radio show of all time ceased to exist in July, 2014.
11 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I was thinking more 2009.
-1 pastamanrofl 2015-12-19
I'd say 2011. Patrice's death sealed the deal.
7 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Look I love the guy as much as anyone but let's not pretend that Patrice was the glue holding the show together.
1 thesynking 2015-12-19
The reason this retarded opinion exists is because Patrice's appearances on the show were a lot of people's first exposure to O&A, and so they somehow see him as an integral part of the fabric of the show. Mostly people who only became aware of Patrice after he died tbh.
4 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I'm old school.
Big Ass Member 10547. (Hoo-ahhh) It's crazy to me to that some people have never heard any pre 2006 bits. There's so much goodness in there.
Edit - Check out WNEW Ron & Fez. Joe Poo. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait! I'm the one who says things.
2 _TheConsumer_ 2015-12-19
A lot of people here don't understand how good the show was during the WNEW/early XM days. The classic clips are rarely shared here.
I've been listening since 1999. The show was much different (and better) in the pre-PC world.
1 barrruuuch 2015-12-19
Yeah, there was some pretty awful shit happening then. But most of it was good.
1 pastamanrofl 2015-12-19
Fair enough. 2011 was when I started to really criticize the show more than I had before, and I think Patrice's death really brought the flaws the show had to the forefront for me at least.
1 thesynking 2015-12-19
I find the audio quality on the older clips grating. I'd listen to a lot more classic shit if it weren't for that.
1 erockarmy 2015-12-19
Charlton heston traffic? Stalker patti freak song?
1 JimmyCoke 2015-12-19
Haha I love Kenny Allen. Only heard 2 or 3 of his clips on youtube though. Later I learned he was voiced by Ron's son. Mind blown
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
KENNY ALLEN! Couldn't think of the name. Loved the old school, late night R&F. RonAndFez DOT COM!
-3 DrAttorney 2015-12-19
I'd go with 2002 but I'm also still bitter about WNEW switching formats.
5 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Haha I'm an old schooler - "THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M USED TO!"
1 DrAttorney 2015-12-19
I never had satellite so until like 4 years ago I hadn't heard any of the new stuff. I got into the show and they got fired 2 weeks later.
3 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Oh wow, you missed a ton. You NEED to check out Spaz' Week In Review & The NRA Theme Restaurant. Those stick out in my mind at the moment.
*Edit - Also Don West Sells Stuff, and the time Ant was running around being himself & Reagan at the same time.
9 Hours of Spaz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KCnT853OUc NRA Restaurant - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqYn3gGpvk & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCN82jrZHZc
Don West Sells Body Parts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPFZr8KZEA More Don West - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0bnBeXjbY
1 DrAttorney 2015-12-19
Nice. Stuff to do! I'll check these out.
1 TheLostDark 2015-12-19
It died with Patrice
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1 muhdikyo 2015-12-19
dani is a desperate cunt.
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1 stugs 2015-12-19
I just realized he isn't on social media because he's in jail, it's because he actually learned his lesson from last time.
0 sanfrancisco69er 2015-12-19
danny rules
-1 sheetrock 2015-12-19
Oh you.
-1 onemancrimespree 2015-12-19
All of this is a bit where everyone is just playing an extreme version of their radio characters. Opinions gentlemen?
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8 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
My entire vernacular is movie references. You thought you were only getting one?
3 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-12-19
What movie is this from? If i were a rich man
13 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
My lord I look terrible in that pic.
6 Papercut_My_Dickhole 2015-12-19
3 extra words at the end there.
-2 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Aha. Right. I look pretty good these days, pally.
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1 BarryMcCaulkener 2015-12-19
bah god I hope that jacket is as fake as the book...
3 spinuch 2015-12-19
Did you get the word vernacular from a Dane Cook Special? Because I did. I learn like a robot that accidentally has consciousness. Johnny numberrrrrrrsss 5
6 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
No, I just use vocabulary good.
-1 spinuch 2015-12-19
Yeah it's fawkin easy to catch a cabulary when I'm not with my black friends. double gums cock suckah
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-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Well.
-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Danny, the correct phrasing, once again in that comment would be "No, I just use vocabulary well." Your use of the incorrect vocabulary in that sentence makes it unintentionally ironic, thus then unintentionally somewhat humorous to me, to be perfectly honest. However, it is still incorrect, this is another reminder to please correct it. Thanks in advance!
2 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
How wrecked are you right now Chicago boy?
-2 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Hey, how did you know I live in Chicago? Have you been? Although I'm not actually from here, I just went to school here. I'm originally from... HEYYYYYYYY, WAAAAIT a second, are you trying to trick me into revealing more about myself!?
Also, I'm not wrecked, I'm not even driving.
-2 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Danny, the proper phrasing is "use vocabulary WELL." Please correct your post. Thanks in advance.
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
No shit ya fuckin' rube.
*edit - love how this bothered you so much you had to reply twice because you didn't get my attention the first time.
Happy now?
-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Danny, it's spelled "you," not "ya." Also I don't know what the word rube means but I assume it's some type of root vegetable.
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
You're fast to correct your mistake.
I'm faster.
http://imgur.com/bBFDcLd
0 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Typos are ok, as long as you correct your mistakes afterwards. Speaking of correcting mistakes, you can go ahead and chance the phrasing of your original post to "use vocabulary WELL" as previously discussed. Thanks.
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/894/463.jpg
Go tune your violin.
0 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
How did you know I played violin? Do you play as well?
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
I did some research on you after you were playing ball with my harasser. You start buddying up with that mother fucker and you're the newest name on my Arya Stark list.
LPT: You shouldn't post where you're going to be at specific times. ;)
-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
It's not true, I was helping him and encouraging him for a few years and participating in it but not playing ball with him, I would never do that.
Can I be cut from the list on the show version of your life after the actor playing me dies between seasons?
But then how would I promote my work? The public demands it.
By the way, are you a better violin player than a guitar hero player?
1 thebedshow 2015-12-19
Wtf is this conversation? Are you fucking autistic or some shit?
0 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Yes, I do consider myself very artistic. What can I say, I guess music is a passion of mine. I don't do what I do just for myself, but really for the audiences.
-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
Yes, I am happy, although I would appreciate you please remove any downvotes you gave to my posts regarding this issue, and subsequently replace them with upvotes, given that I corrected you on this. Thanks again in advance, and you're welcome.
Any time, chief.
Edit: Actually, I just noticed you didn't correct your error yet, please go ahead and do so. Thanks once again in advance, little buddy.
1 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Remember that time you leaked my OKC page like you were "getting" me? That was fun times.
-1 BoboOrban6 2015-12-19
It wasn't me leaking that, but I did post it in comments so that it would be saved for posterity. What can I say, I'm a populist. Not in the Buzz Windrip sense, but more in the Willie Stark sense.
-4 NicNacAttack 2015-12-19
What a waste of a post. You could as well have written "lol I'm Danny sounds the same as Dani so let's shoehorn in some attention for ME. I have Ant's phone number and was on-air and although no one else gives a shit about that I'm a celebrity here right?"
8 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DGGcdZ4KYbA/T5FeDLPuJJI/AAAAAAAACKo/2ofTef2oC0w/s640/good-good-let-the-jimmies-rustle-through-you.png
4 NicNacAttack 2015-12-19
Fuck you for making me laugh.
0 age_of_cage 2015-12-19
This is basically what every single one of his posts read like to me. If even a lowly retard like Bobo showed up here this zilch would be yesterday's news and he knows it.
-6 blackirishlad 2015-12-19
by the way, maybe i was whacked out on too little sleep, but anybody else playing fallout 4 think there was a reference to that in the vault regional hq building?
3 DannyFromTheShow 2015-12-19
Oh wow, you missed a ton. You NEED to check out Spaz' Week In Review & The NRA Theme Restaurant. Those stick out in my mind at the moment.
*Edit - Also Don West Sells Stuff, and the time Ant was running around being himself & Reagan at the same time.
9 Hours of Spaz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KCnT853OUc NRA Restaurant - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqYn3gGpvk & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCN82jrZHZc
Don West Sells Body Parts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIPFZr8KZEA More Don West - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0bnBeXjbY
1 Spekk10 2015-12-19
I didn't know we were playing 'Wordsback'
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-12-19
THURRMITE WOP