All I want for Christmas is for Opie to be angrily responding to the latest shit storm while his kids open presents from bam

24  2015-12-19 by [deleted]

The question is, how can this be accomplished? I thought about trying to start a rumor over break that Opie has cancer, but I can already hear literally everyone saying "who?"

So, the answer seems to be controversy. Cake stomp is played out, and we can't get any traction with Sandy Kane because she's a ghoul, so shall we make something up perhaps?

21 comments

24  Papercut_My_Dickhole 2015-12-19

I got a crazy idea. Maybe we rile the sjw crowd to defend Opie from us. What we do is say trans radio host under attack by reddit bigots, then Opie has to take to Twitter to tell everyone he's not a tranny.

10  Moowon 2015-12-19

That's pretty brilliant actually, and humiliating for Tits.

5  [deleted] 2015-12-19

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2  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-19

You shoulda used a throwaway. Also, shit like that is gonna get this sub banned.

1  rahtin 2015-12-19

He did it all on his own with no encouragement . He'll probably get shadowbanned by an admin though.

3  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-19

You're probably right, but it brings attention that we don't need. We're trying to destroy a man, we don't need outsiders mucking up the works.

1  stinkskc 2015-12-19

Who was iit

1  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-19

I don't remember the username, harold something or another maybe?

1  TheFatMosque 2015-12-19

what did that person do?

1  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-19

Posted in some transgender subreddit that Opie was trans and was quickly called out by the people there.

5  _kata 2015-12-19

then Opie has to take to Twitter to tell everyone he's not a tranny

Nobody is going to believe him when he has those voluptuous breasts.

2  dom650 2015-12-19

And in doing that, he's too stupid to not accidentally say something offensive about trannies... Then it has a new life of its own

4  CowsAreCurious 2015-12-19

If we say he's transitioning that might be more believable than saying he's already transitioned. Say he's already taken the first steps towards getting breast implants.

8  circamuffin 2015-12-19

I imagine Bam's children excitedly running to the tree, tearing through the wrapping, and finding only mason jars full of a viscous white fluid. With eyes that emanate hunger they look to their mother and she says "Gregg wasn't able to drink every drop last night, so we saved some for you to play with."

7  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-19

wow

1  blackirishlad 2015-12-19

Sounds like every literotica story I ever read

3  TheRadicalMan 2015-12-19

The audio of mocking Jewish people. Those "people" don't do Christmas and will be working on the day of the Lord's birth. They also have a bit of an influence on media so it would be a shame if Shelly's Jewish boss would catch wind that he's an anti-semite.

1  PiggyFork 2015-12-19

Upvoted for proper use of quotation marks.

3  ShetUp 2015-12-19

Is there any way to actually send toys to Opie under Bam's name? That would actually be pretty funny.

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1  RearNakedGrope 2015-12-19

I listened to some audio the other day where Opie pretty much didn't even differentiate between pedophiles and gays, they were talking about the boy scouts and he said the people molesting the kids were gay. To be fair, he does correct himself, but it's later in the audio. I'm too lazy to find the link right now.

2  dom650 2015-12-19

And in doing that, he's too stupid to not accidentally say something offensive about trannies... Then it has a new life of its own