OPIE IS TOXIC COMEDY DEATH

46  2015-12-18 by [deleted]

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This is unfucking-believable..

There's 5 comedians in studio, and he can't brew up any kind of fun banter and back and forth. He just spent 15 minutes talking to Tom Green about playing hockey in Canada...

It wasn't fucking funny either. He was throwing riveting questions at Tom like "it must be tough having your dad as coach."

This isn't a fucking 20/20 interview, it's a comedy show you turd.

But it's not a comedy show anymore, it's a lukewarm soccer-mom-in-the-minivan-with-a-XM-trial kind of show with a "visual element."

That's right, they're working on making Opie Raqio a media destination! Oh no wait, that's Stern...

To be fair, trying to get a funny line out of Tom Green ain't easy. Opie's a fag.

Opie's not even unfunny. Unfunny implies just a flat unhumorous existence. Opie's anti-funny. He's so unfunny that it actually removes funny from the surrounding area. He's a vacuum of laughs.

Like a black hole. A very stupid one.

Truly the "Raid of jokes"

Tsss yeah, tell us how ya really feel or sumthin...

FAAAAAAWKK YAAAA!! DVV DVV!

Yeaaaahhhh mannnnnn ... but he thinks because HE'S doing it that it's new, and edgy, and innnnteresssting maaaaaaannnnn

He can do raqio with anybody... when he's not fighting for his life, that is

Tsst More like beautiempty you piece a gahbage

1/18 title was not dramatic enough. Would not read again.

this thread should be sticky'd/pinned/whatever you call it