I hear Opie never constanted his marriage.

You fuhkin dummies of course I know what consummate is but I fuhkkin mean't constantly acting professional. Puriod.

Every day, the Opester comes up with new ways to amaze me.

"I've been doing this (without a command of the language) since I'm 18."

Is it on vosipedia yet?

fuckin hell, he fucked it up while he was criticizing Denny. Stingles must have shaken their heads at that one.

Heaven help this poor fool.

all of those comments they read on the bond photo were pretty unfunny, but of course opie’s favorite was the safest most morning zoo soccer mom of them all. Of course that was your favorite opie.

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