Reddit is fisting Opie.
29 2015-12-17 by AntsCamera
He seems to be having alot of trouble with us.
He had no problem when we pranked Scott Farrell, played our shit on the air and giggled like schoolchildren.
Or when we sent pictures of shit filled toilets, and horse pussies to Scott and Todds Facebook page.
How about the times (plural) we destroyed Terri Clifford, and Opie yuck Yucked.
I remember when they said thier fans would eventually eat them alive with the same vigor they eat others up with,
I ask as a long long time O and A fan. How does it feel to have the same treatment put on you, that you did to others for so many years?
Opie is a good sport as long as he is winning. But when the fans are booing in the stands he is a "take my ball and go home" cunt.
We are the fans you made.
27 comments
35 TheFatMosque 2015-12-17
HOW DOES THAT FEEL FUCKER
2 herpacin 2015-12-17
Right in the pussy, I would imagine.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-12-17
*slow clap
21 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-17
No, no no. You don't get it, maaaan. Those fans are still his fans. We're HATERZ.
4 AntsCamera 2015-12-17
We are what made him, and we are the only ones left of the fans old school fans.
He is enjoying his trucker and midwestern housewife audience, but we will always be here to remind him of what he used to be.
We will always be here, to remind you of what you were, and why you face the adversity you face now.
YOU MADE US OPIE.
Now live with it or retire, only way we will stop.
7 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-17
OUR NAME IS LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY. Thats...thats all I had.
8 herpacin 2015-12-17
And gay, super gay.
15 bbjon113 2015-12-17
I agree with everything here except
He's the type of rub-it-in douche that I'm sure stood on the bench courtside yelling "SCORRRREBOARRRD" at the other team. All the while his talented ("because they got the height") teammates did all the work.
7 WiretapStudios 2015-12-17
Typical frat-douchery all around.
13 Seref15 2015-12-17
We're the fans that made him.
He had a show where he smashes people he never met with extreme brutality, his show lets the world know there's naked pictures of Howard's daughter on the internet and MYY VAGINAAA, his show called up an 85 year old retarded man who worked at McDonald's to tell him that he'd been fired, his show's the one where we listened to Bobby vomiting and Jimmy taking a crackly shit.
And we are the dirtbags who thought it was all funny. We're the ones who laugh like idiots when Jimmy goes into Uncle Paul and talks about molesting Macaulay Culkin. We're the ones who subscribed to hear it.
We made him successful. That's the vile shit we like. You take the vile shit out and all you're left with is Opie picking his nose and bombing non-stop.
3 AntsCamera 2015-12-17
Excellent correction, you are right.
Opie owes us some fucking money, or he can continue to be destroyed by us for fun.
I demand 100k to charity, or we will continue to destroy your credibility.
I prefer something to help Veterans with shit blown off from IEDS.
If not, and I know you won't, greedy faggot. I will continue to destroy on a personal and professional level.
Have a nice day fuckface.
3 MasterShake1171 2015-12-17
Charity? Fuck that!
I demand Opie put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger. The greatest charity of all.
4 AntsCamera 2015-12-17
Suicide after he helps the Veterans?
I think we can compromise here. :)
3 Knightscribe 2015-12-17
He names them as primary beneficiaries on his life insurance policy. R. Budd Dwyer-esque press conference to make the announcement. Everybody's happy.
2 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-17
He can finally get that visual element he always wanted
5 nguneer 2015-12-17
That's the bit
3 AntsCamera 2015-12-17
We found Art Juarez. ;P
3 DeryDerpette 2015-12-17
He hasn't even the clue as to how important it is to have fans like the people on this sub. If you can attract patronage by the miserable, cynical, misanthropic likes of long-term internet dwellers who are, dare I say, a little more intelligent than the Adam Sandler movie audience he currently has as a listening demographic, then you're doing something right. It's an audience that can't be bought.
2 silks322 2015-12-17
Fisting the night away
2 nomorecompromise 2015-12-17
Remember when Jimmy and the Stangles were trying to get Opie to do Harry Hater live in studio after watching his video. Remember when he refused? What a fag.
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1 PiggyFork 2015-12-17
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD. I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!
1 brasqo 2015-12-17
Sniff. Burp.
-7 Ant_Sucks 2015-12-17
The whole point of it being funny is that it's happening to other people. Isn't that the whole point?
If he was a good sport wouldn't it just stop being fun?
1 BaseballPresident 2015-12-17
That's the point, "FUCKFACE!" If that big boobed, little cunt of a man would just admit his 1,022,283 faults then people would probably back off. But guess what that little bitch does? He says things like "I know what I am doing, I been in this business since I was 18" and says everyone who points out him and his shows flaws as just haters who Anthony manipulated.
Opie fucking sucks. Deal with it. Even his "friends" from the show call him out for being a little bitch.
Again...I know this is just your shtick on here and everything, but I still fucking hate you because I know there's people out there who really think like this.
Now just leave it alone. Sniff. Burp. Cry.
-6 Ant_Sucks 2015-12-17
Sounds like you're saying that by not admitting his 1,022,283 faults Opie is making it fun for people.
2 BaseballPresident 2015-12-17
I am saying Opie is too dumb to realize that he has these flaws.
-4 Ant_Sucks 2015-12-17
Sounds like he's a natural