I'm sure in his mind they'll be auctioned off for lots of money, or resold, when in reality they'll more than likely end up in the nearest dumpster. Nothing sadder than someone who has to validate his own existence through some kind of obsession.
He'll leave special instructions for them to be given to his nephews. His nephews will decline to collect them and they'll end up in the trash. The end.
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8 AzraelApollyon 2015-12-17
I'm sure in his mind they'll be auctioned off for lots of money, or resold, when in reality they'll more than likely end up in the nearest dumpster. Nothing sadder than someone who has to validate his own existence through some kind of obsession.
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2 carribbeanjimmy 2015-12-17
Fair enough friend, but i don't expect anyone here expects to pass their Reddit fame onto non-existent kin
1 AzraelApollyon 2015-12-17
Hey, whatever makes you feel better for enjoying the show. If you like that crap, then godspeed. Thankfully the rest of the sub is smarter than that.
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0 truthie 2015-12-17
No one talks about being smart on this sub, you dunce.
0 AzraelApollyon 2015-12-17
You're adorable, aren't you? :D
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2 carribbeanjimmy 2015-12-17
A signed picture of Deniro, that's pretty cool, oh wait there's a blinky little creep in the shot, that's worthless
7 BatKnuckles 2015-12-17
It will be thrown away and forgotten about, much like all of his specials.
7 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-12-17
His husband will inherit them.
3 carribbeanjimmy 2015-12-17
He's not gay. He just sucks dicks and sometimes gets fucked in the ass... Its ignorance like this that explains why our world is going to shit
6 TheDarkFezRises 2015-12-17
He'll leave special instructions for them to be given to his nephews. His nephews will decline to collect them and they'll end up in the trash. The end.
5 Xamtor 2015-12-17
It's gonna end up in the dumpster together with a positive HIV test, unsold DVD's of his specials and those books Ozzie "forgot" to take.
4 Snake_____86 2015-12-17
They'll all be auctioned off for a worm charity.
1 harold_falcon 2015-12-17
Thrown in the trash. None of that shit is worth anything.