Dennis Falcone has balls

188  2015-12-17 by Johnniebutters

131 comments

I hate Club Soda Kenny. He has to rush to defend Shelly constantly. By the way, that was an absolute killer line by Denny. Funnier than anything Opie has ever said in 30 years of radio.

you don't hate dog for being loyal , it is just a dog after all

In this case a doberman pinscher.

Vos?

Here'sh the thing..Ahlright! I kill on shtage!

I'm a headliner, ok??

He's a cute lil' progeria poodle.

Now, now. Kenny does have a sense of humour. It's not his problem if you trogs don't get it.

YEAAAAH THANKS G H

It was tremendous, how the fuck is opie finding new levels of hypocrisy after all this time?

Denny killed him twice, first with the line about Jimmy leaving before October and then when someone said people were listening to be entertained and Denny asked "when is that going to start?"

Loved that line. Of course he got an immediate "Shut Up!"

I thought you said I'm alright, Spider

No YOU SAID I'm alright spider.

"Shut up Dennis" really? Any other human being comic or otherwise would laugh at their own expense and move on. What a sensitive baby.

He didn't even pretend to make it sound joke-y. lol

Not only were those lines lightning-quick, his tone was so good-natured, too. Just further illustrates how fucking thin Spuds' skin really is.

How much further into the clip is that?

It all happens within about 5-10 minutes of the 30 minute mark in the clip someone posted here.

I'm no math whiz, but...

Edit: It's at 00:42:53 ish.

Of course you arent, you're a chick...with tits.

My description wasn't very good. If you start the video at the 30 minute mark both of Denny's jokes should come in the first 10 minutes or so of you listening.

Wow. Dennis Falcone sounds like the nicest dude in history. And he owned tits here. I've actually lost a lot of respect for Kenny. Big titty boy can defend himself. And Denny you were right. That shit was hilarious.

the thing is he actually can't defend himself, because he needs someone to have an opinion before he can have one. if any of the stangels or Kenny had laughed at either one of his jokes Opie wouldn't have known what to do. once they displayed animosity he was able to experience it himself. he's a hollow, sad little shell of a man

He really can't.

And Denny you were right. That shit was hilarious.

Denny: "That was funny though"

Opie:"...was it? to WHO? to WHO?"

To every single person who heard it Opie. Everybody is laughing at you because you fucking suck.

Tittyboy hates Denny because he wants him to be the slapstick. But every single time Denny ends up outshining Opie with charisma and being pleasant. Opie can't stand it - he thought he was gonna make Denny look stupid with his fucking brilliant "Jewish numbers" bit and he ended up getting destroyed.

Won't see Denny no more - which is good because he's better than this shit show - love ya miss ya.

Yeah. He's done. Maybe he'll be there tomorrow but that's it.

You had respect for Kenny? Seriously... his mother should have thrown herself down a flight of stairs while she was pregnant. He is shit.

dont wanna listen to it again but did opie referred himself as the alpha in the room a few times?

whoa. please tell me youre kidding

The most annoying part of this (and as far as I could make it into this clip) was when Opie went to the phones to get somebody to shit on Denny to make it appear that the audience is against him and not against tits. "Oh shit... Denny just made me uncomfortable.. quick, find a caller that has something to say about Denny so that it looks like the listeners are on my side!"

TIts uses this tactic all the time, even on callers he'd bring in another caller to defend his honor. Opie must be really talented to have all these hayseed truckers that want to hear their own voices on the radio at his side.

Yes sir. Looks likes he's been using it on Twitter too retweeting every kissass. I picture Butters at a computer day and night making new fake accounts and Kurt looking the other way.

And everything he told Denny was first said here about Opie. It's like someone saying

"You ugly fuck"

"No, you're the ugly fuck"

"Denny is autistic" "Denny is on the spectrum and doesn't realize it" Jesus Christ, Opie has 0 self awareness.

And then he actually made a clever pun out of that cuz the spectrum is a serius channel and Opie called him a company man. Gregg "management loves the new direction of the show" Hughes calling someone else a company man? FEH!

The first caller Anthony was horrendous and they kept him on way too long.

FALCONE PUNCH!

"Wow... Wow... Wow. Goin for the elephant in the room."

Way to take a joke, host of a "comedy" show. Instead of laughing or trying to sell a good line, his inability to honestly assess himslef or his surroundings, or his just plain selfishness shines through whenever he speaks.

If today was any indication of Opie Radio minus Jim, it's over.

Perhaps Opie's finally been convinced by us that he is indeed the elephant.

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That was funny though.

To who?

Everyone, it was funny to everyone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Significance_of_numbers_in_Judaism This is the closest of what I could find to whatever the fuck Jewish numbers are. Denny is the pisslord supreme. He comes in, destroys and Opie has to immediately get his yes men in the studio and on the phone to help.

Didn't you hear Opie? Everybody knows what "jewish numbers" means.

from what I could gather, Fat Titted Idiot was asking Denny to go find some really cliche and/or common Heeby Kikeberger songs. But when pressed to clarify if these were songs, he simply stuck with saying "numbers" because he's really dumb and was simultaneously thinking he was being somewhat clever/funny while also trying to make it seem like he was again "over" Denny.

I assume it is a pussyfoot holocaust joke as in the numbers that were tattooed on them.

as fucking retarded as that joke would be, I honestly don't believe Opie knows about those tattoos.

I think ant used to make jokes about their tattoos before and the opester ran with it.

I know they've joked about it before, but I don't think Op really retains any information, especially with regard to history. he most certainly doesn't know when WW2 took place

Didn't he once say that Hitler died in 1937 or something? It was definitely before America entered WW2. It's amazing that, despite all the dumb shit he's said in the past, he still manages to be shockingly stupid.

hahahaha I don't remember that, but that just even makes it worse. like, I think most people would get exact years wrong, but any normal person that doesn't know the right years would not attempt to state them as fact to try to sound smart. he's as fucking dumb as they come.

edit: changed "dates" to "years"

And he has a computer in front of him. Or could look at his phone.

"FUUUUCCCCCKKK! Come on man, I can't remember all this shit"

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The fuck are "Jewish numbers"?

Opie used to run jewish numbers when he worked for the jewish mob.

Seriously, how would anyone know what the fuck that meant. Opie's fucking retarded, then they never explained it and gave him shit about not knowing as if it was obvious

The only time someone refers to a song as a number is a "musical number" and that is only used in the context of a play or an opera.

Tits is a flaming homosexual.

They're certainly not 88.

I heard about a fella that knew some stuff about some numbers back in the 40's.

Someone desperately trying to remain relevant?

Only man in the room, Dennis Falcone.

He's such a man that he stood up for himself but didn't get defensive or pissy about it like Opie does with ANYthing uncomfortable.

Opie is such a hypocritical douche. Roll with the punches or sumtin ya pissy eyed faggot. Also, fuck that caller.

The fuck is this? This show was built on a foundation of shit-talking for the sake of entertainment. It was friends and comics tearing each other and everything apart. Yet they can't address or make fun of the "elephant in the room"? For christ's sake this isn't supposed to be The View.

Me: Management loves the new direction of the show. Nice try with the hate tho.

Besides, "the elephant in the room" is normally used as a reference for something that everyone SHOULD BE talking about. Opie used it to say SHH KEEP PRETENDING YOU IDIOT.

"i'm sure some people chuckled"

goddamn right

Dennis: "That was funny though." Propecia Tits: "To who?"

FUCKING EVERYBODY, you zilch.

Zilch lol

Oh my god, in that hour and 12 minutes they talked about two things. For a half hour the talked about a picture Kenny took. Really hitting them out of the park there tittyboy

Opie has nothing to say except elephant in the room. Opie "the destroyer" Hughes. Needs the Stangbros to fight his fights.

He lets both Kenny, and the Stangles step in before gathering his thoughts.

He calls him autistic, yet he's the one too stupid to realize he's intentionally doing a funny persona.

Seriously, since his first appearance Denny has been a terrific straight man to Ant or Jim, which was always supposed to be Opie's job.

I challenge anyone to listen to this entire show. It can't be done.

I tried. I failed.

Putting aside the obligatory Opie hate for a second, let's examine what just happened. That brief exchange between Dennis and Gregg is a stunning example of the hypocrisy driving the disdain all the fans have for Opie. This show spent years creating the image of "reality". They made uncomfortable confrontation a part of their brand. Now, that same show is pulling this bullshit. That joke was great, and fits perfectly into the show's dynamic. It was an opportunity to acknowledge how silly this whole "feud" really is, but instead, Opie takes it personally, and makes everyone uncomfortable, then rallies his supporters to attack Dennis. That was uncalled for? Seriously? When did this become the Maxwell Show? Opie is the antithesis of everything the show supposedly stood for, and he's completely oblivious as usual. I keep thinking he can't be any more hypocritical, then he pulls this shit. This guy has no bottom. I'm actually concerned for him at this point.

That caller blows my mind. Opie is on the radio by himself and Denny comes on and makes fun of him to his face, and someone immediately calls in to say they don't want denny on. whats better than that!? what the fuck do you want to get back to!? Opie sitting there with nothing to say??? No fuckin way that was a real person

What made me laugh was opie bashing Denny listing a raft of things he's oblivious to. Just ploughing on and talking over people, not knowing when something is funny, being on the spectrum of a mental disorder and other things. ALL THE THINGS OPIE DOES/IS!

He got this from someone else making fun of Denny once, and repeats it over and over, just like everything else he steals and runs into the ground. It wasn't even an original thought of his, he has no skills at off the cuff ribbing with people.

You now know Falcone reads this subreddit.

Or Twitter at the very least.

teehee

There is still an elephant in the room.

Hopefully the Titty Team's 'nice Jewish day' ends like Kristallnacht.

ME: Make a quick top ten list of jewish numbers

six million?

Dennis Falcone is packing 14 inches and testis the size of tennis balls.

Sweet Jebus is Kenny a moron.

How can this fat titted faggot not understand why everyone hates him. Oh wait, he has a room full of yes men that jump on everyone that goes against him.

JOOWUSH NUMBURRSHH

This was seriously the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Fuckin bravo. Surprised it wasn't dumped.

rome is fallin n all the provinces r rebelling now that they smell weakness. Sam should claim independence and ppl in the know should plan a pitch as to how the company can use that space, slot, recourses, money once OnJ r done. Jimmy will survive like the byzantine empire but opie is done. will ppl still trash him on social media? itll b pointless then

He doesn't have to kiss ass for a paycheck like the rest of them (Kenny, Jimmy, Stankles...)

Holy shit Chuck is a heinous cunt. "Tarantino lewks lahk a maaale pekinese DAWG... but he shoor do get a lotta pussy"

wow, radio fucking gold.

That fat hayseed looks like a st bernard and the only pussy he gets is a cow. Fuck I hate that edgy hick.

If Ron Bennington said that line, Opie would of been howling, but if Denny does it he gets a face full of piss mist for the rest of the show.

Who's the other voice? Not Sherrod.

Stengel bullies Dennis cause its the only guest that doesn't come in and beat on him. Wouldn't talk like that to anyone else.

How can anyone in the world like this? I can be perfectly happy with no reason to be hateful and hearing this faggot with no skill or talent treat a guy so inferiorly and not be able to take a joke from a guy that can actually be funny could drive me to kill. How is there one person in the fuckin' world get enjoyment from this. Aside from being a fuckin idiot like the caller. "He's stuck in 1954". it took you 2 and a half years to notice that was his thing? fuckin kill yourself

I wasn't shocked by Falcone trashing them, because my attention was drawn to how horrible everyone talking was. I haven't listened to the show in awhile, and I cant believe how amateur and bad it sounds. The calls were absolutely boring, but instead of hanging up Opie basically just welcomed them into the conversation. Were those other voices the Stangels? Opie having someone like Sherrod on all the time would actually just make it worse, you can't add a loud, obnoxious, token black guy to that environment.

Who said "That was inappropriate."?

Ewww sounded like Mika.

Is Opie sick or is that how his voice is all the time now? Even if the show was great, I can't imagine anyone being able to listen to that voice.

Denny is a ballsy motherfucker. He earned a lot of respect.

And Kenny is a fucking pussy.

"Got it?"

Can I get a time stamp of when Denny starts shit? I really can't listen to this show.

It actually starts at the right part for the first bomb Denny drops on on ol' Shelly, but not sure after that. I had to stop listening because the show is fucking unbearable to listen to.

I'm on my phone. It starts from the beginning and I made it 4 minutes.

Edit: I figured it out.

31:29

He's better at radio than opie

WHO'S LISTENING TO THIS EVERY DAY?!

god damn what terrible radio. That caller ripping Denny was totally prepped and waiting. I'm sure it was a Stangle bit because he was trying to pile on but he's not funny at all. You can hear it in Denny's voice that he is getting tired of the bit when it's two fat unfunny hacks doing it.

wait so one of the button dick jew boys can call dennis a female, but the piss god makes a dumb joke and everybody gets butt hurt? fuckin babys

PISS CHRIST

FALCONE 2016

dennis has seen some shit, he's not putting up with tits anymore. #TeamFalcone

Opie actually had the balls to call Denny a "company man" when all he ever does to defend this banal, boring, Jewish-Tit fest of a show is point out how much he pleases the company. What a fuck stain.

...strike that. Random fuck stains are more interesting, intriguing, and entertaining than OpieRadio.

Definitely reminds me of this scene from Goodfellas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coD7x1-4h9U

Seems like Denny is the only one actually trying to entertain the listeners

Did he just say "Why would you address the elephant in the room" Baffles me

I'm still trying to figure out why Opie hasn't addressed it considering he spent the last 15 years saying ME: If there's something going on, it there's an elephant in the room, you gotta address it & just go with it! That's the difference between great radio guys & radio guys who won't last 5 years because if there's something big that needs aired out, the shitty radio guy will say uh-oh, I better just pretend it's not happening! How many times has he said that over the years?

The confidence in Dennis' voice is amazing. I didn't see that.

It's not balls to step on a roach or kill an injured animal. Opie is a pussy boy faggot and even Denny knows this.

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I haven't listened to this show in a year. Why does Kenny sound so different?

Kenny sounds different because it's hard to talk with the tip of your tongue buried deep in Opie's ass crack.

Anyone have a timestamp for mobile? I can't sit through that horrible shit. I'll be looking forward to a positive, friendly response to my query. Thanks in advance.

I did, and will always do, love Dennis Falcone.

The way he said "alright alright" all cocky then put the caller on who had nothing more the say than "DENNIS SUCKS"...That was really really really really bad.

Edit: Did Kenny have a fucking stroke?

"Who just made that joke?"

Not sure which one of those cunt Stangel brothers said this, but it immediately got my blood boiling.

Tough guy opie: "take your time eh no problem it's not like uh you know I'm fuckin' uh fighting for me life here"

Easy to be when surrounded by your lackies and yes men.

If today was any indication of Opie Radio minus Jim, it's over.

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Perhaps Opie's finally been convinced by us that he is indeed the elephant.

Kenny sounds different because it's hard to talk with the tip of your tongue buried deep in Opie's ass crack.