Terrible, terrible news; "The Schumes" has apparently been attaked by a swarm of bees recently.

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I like when she participates in celebrity collaborations like this because she always stands out like a fat alcoholic thumb.

She's been researching a role on a navy frigate.

Hilariously worded.

what a disgusting beast she is

No wonder she has to literally rape men. Put on some makeup or something if you're trying to blend in with non monster celebrities, ya fuckin less than average pig.

Single mom drunk at the laundromat waiting for her boyfriend's jizz to spin out of her daughter's sheets is the BADASS look of 2016, haters.

You can't handle it.

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That was cringeworthy as fuck.

Didn't you think that was hilarious. I've never seen such a clever, original bit like that where they have white people reading rap lyrics. It's funny how silly the lyrics sound when they are just read.

Their next video will be grannies actually rapping! Can you even imagine?

It's just so worthless in terms of comedic value. I've seen "dramatic readings" of YouTube comments and shit, but this isn't nearly as interesting or witty, it's just lazy.

HONKAH HONKAH

slide whistle

explosion

toilet flush

Obviously to Amy it means the six pizzas she ordered with a side of cheesy bread have arrived.

Plus the Ranch Dressing dip.

Garlic butter saw.

Erock army.

Opie even complimented her nude photos. I don't know why people aren't honest. It's not like she's doing anything important. A shit rom com, a Comedy Central show and a few specials aren't that great of accomplishments. Hell, Comedy Central gave Carlos Mencia a show. He's a joke thief and still managed to lose weight.

Holy shit, she's a giant fat pig. How much pie did she eat?

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LOL It's funny because she always talks about how beautiful she feels!

Hey FAGGOT; what's with you bringing "W-Magazine" content here?

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Well, be more careful with your choice of content contributions next-time you FUCKING HOMO!!!

EXACTLY! I would go so far to say that only a GAYHOMOQUEER FAG would make such a mistake!

Outside of her looking like an alcoholic cicada who's about to shed her exoskeleton, this fucking clip is terrible. It's not funny at all, and yet it's likes & comments are overwhelmingly positive. Weird shit.

Feminism is a hell of a drug

That was awful. Why would anyone watch that? Why would they make that? Are all these celebrities so starved for attention they just couldn't turn this down? Was this a favor for some Jewish media demigods film student nephew?

She looks like she's wearing Minnie drivers head with a her mask

you guys are being too harsh

Well, be more careful with your choice of content contributions next-time you FUCKING HOMO!!!

Erock army.

EXACTLY! I would go so far to say that only a GAYHOMOQUEER FAG would make such a mistake!