How about the quivering in Opie's voice when he is about to go into his 'story'? I can't tell if it's nervous energy from him knowing he's about to lie again or if he's just on the verge of tears from feeling sorry for himself over this shit story that never even happened.

Either way, he is an insatiable faggot.

Opie looking to Sherrod for ghetto approval while doing his Florentine inflection..

Christmas is ruined.

He's ghetto, he grew uo poor, he grew up going to private pools, he worked for the mafia legit, he was a caddy, he got a lil taste of it all. Had a lil peek.

Lil taste of the poverty.

He should have come visit me in Brentwood to see what growing up ghetto is really like.

Yyyuck

I was being sarcastic. Sincerity in that statement would have demanded my execution.

Can someone explain to me how putting a wire across the back seat solves the problem of the doors not opening?

He said they didn't work, which I guess means they wouldn't stay closed. So a wire was tied from one door to the other so that the tension in the wire kept the doors closed.

Should probably thank John Jefferies for this great clip.

He should have come visit me in Brentwood to see what growing up ghetto is really like.