I'm a 25 year old virgin, how does a pathetic boy like me attract honey so sweet?

0  2015-12-14 by [deleted]

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You didn't send me that picture of your cock.

Fuck you.

The world needs cocksuckers too

Go to one of Jim's shows and tell him you're a fan.

become a twink

Stop making stupid fucking posts about the same shit over and over fucking troll.

Tinder, Backpage, Plenty of Fish, etc.

Hit up the hospital and look for Lady Di.

Okay man, calm down.. Just remember that you aren't this guy and it'll see you through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nh8LBdBTM

Kill yourself.

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Run.. run very fast away from here..

Jump off a bridge. You may land on the twat of an attractive teenage rape victim who threw herself off before you. If not, you'll die and no one will miss you.