Opie if you want to regain a shred of dignity you need to attend the Patrice benefit and punch Ant.
13 2015-12-14 by kickerofelves
You've got 5 weeks to train. Have some balls dude. Or not and keep being Ant's bitch.
Get some testosterone shots first, it might help with the tits as well.
Bonus points if you go dressed up like Ant's dad in this pic
Would Ant punch back or have a 'spaghetti on the wall' flashback?
22 comments
13 IggysGlove 2015-12-14
It would be so sad watching those 2 soft add dudes trying to have the first fight of their lives as elderly men.
1 kickerofelves 2015-12-14
Middle-aged sir, middle-aged.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2015-12-14
So they're going to live to be one hundred?
2 NicNacAttack 2015-12-14
Women have a longer life expectancy than men, so one of them will.
9 AntsCamera 2015-12-14
Ant would have to take advantage of his CC license.
The initial punch missed, but his tit came swinging in afterwards over Opies shoulder and stunned Ant.
Ant pulls, steadies, squeezes gently twice, just as he was trained, Opie flops dead, gurgling blood into his lapel mic.
The crowd erupts into a 20 minute long standing ovation.
5 PhilipMarma 2015-12-14
Suicide by Guinea
1 JennCumia 2015-12-14
That would be hilarious but I doubt Ant has the sack to do that. He's a lot of big talk but whenever he's physically confronted w/someone he's usually not the tough guy. I remember fatso Michael Moore was in and Cumia fucking wilted after all the big talk.
2 AntsCamera 2015-12-14
Only because you would have to reload twice to work your way through the blubber and socialism that shields his disgusting body.
Little known fact about Michael "Maoist" Moore, if you cut into him, he bleeds twinkie filling and pork gravy.
7 bigmattson 2015-12-14
Do you know how much of a beating Opie would get for that?
Do you know how much of a beating Opie would get if he didn't go?
Do you know know how much of a beating Opie would get if he went and ignored Ant?
Opie is getting a beating no matter what he does.
2 NicNacAttack 2015-12-14
And punt.
5 Opprobriousness 2015-12-14
Ant's mom really was a MILF.
2 vylliki 2015-12-14
Damn, no shit.
1 TheFatMosque 2015-12-14
so was his grandma
1 kickerofelves 2015-12-14
Still is, if you like bony women.
4 breadmoccasin 2015-12-14
Or get Kenny to punch Keith.
3 kickerofelves 2015-12-14
Now that might win 'em some points around here.
5 breadmoccasin 2015-12-14
This is how millionaire elderly radio show hosts fight, by playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Retards.
4 Tom_Stall 2015-12-14
Ant would go on a twitter rant against the large titted retarded community and get fired from his own show.
1 DrAttorney 2015-12-14
Overnight Gavin would mysteriously assume control of every show on TACS network.
3 Rondog01 2015-12-14
https://youtu.be/WoudYNeVn5E
1 MisterWayneEdwards 2015-12-14
Ant would pistol whip him.
1 blackirishlad 2015-12-14
he'd be discombobulated throwing a punch on dry land.
1 kickerofelves 2015-12-14
Still is, if you like bony women.