It's the stare of a man who's held success in his hands on three sperate occasions, and on all three they slipped from his bony Irish fingers like so many glasses of diet coke.
He was a true gentleman... the gears in Opie's shriveled head were turning, he was trying to think of a way to capitalize on her condition when she started babbling about Billy Joel. CQ stepped in and saved the day.
She won't die for a while. She'll linger and drool until she cannot move and then after years of painstaking care for no quality of life she will get a lung infection that eventually ends her life. Colin is irish and won't make it that long.
God I've been on a binge of Marion and Lady Di shows. They are legitimately the funniest thing I've ever listened to her.
Lady Di is the perfect person to shit on. She doesn't get sad or shut down. She is just in denial or some sort of alcohol induced mental state that allows her to roll with the punches. She really doesn't seem to understand about 50% of what is said to her in those episodes.
Her life it fucking amazing... She's very proud of herself and sure that she is in the right about everything too.
So good. I've tried to track down all of them. I wish there was some sort of Lady Di repository.
I just listened to one where an ex coworker of hers called in. He worked with her at some grocery store when he was in high school. Apparently she vomited all over their bathroom, was always coughing, and smelled bad. She lost the store 4k dollars her first day as cashier because she was just swiping their cards but not actually charging them. She was fired on the spot. She tried to claim it was actually because she didn't charge $30 because the woman buying the groceries left without paying. But later admitted to the whole thing.
What a dummy. I'm not even sure if alcohol is what fucked her brain up considering Marion doesn't drink much and is just as stupid. They're both like 90 IQ points.
I am a fan of Colin partially because of the humanity that he gives her, when others are shitting on her. Bemused humanity for sure, but still - he doesn't have to, and it is clear it isn't out of spite.
Di? Not so much... I'm just sorry it's come to this.
25 comments
19 chicken-named-mike 2015-12-14
Lady Di is a literal monster.
30 Snake_____86 2015-12-14
Oh no, no I'm not.
7 BrogueTrader40k 2015-12-14
I don't think that is a good argument.
13 I-take-beast-shits 2015-12-14
Colin has the same deep dark stare of a vietnam vet.
39 Seref15 2015-12-14
It's the stare of a man who's held success in his hands on three sperate occasions, and on all three they slipped from his bony Irish fingers like so many glasses of diet coke.
6 TijnTijn 2015-12-14
It's the look of a misunderstood mushmouth genius.
2 Anarox 2015-12-14
God damn poetry this is
12 Dennyislife 2015-12-14
I love how CQ was there for the crazy lady di call. America's Romero and Juliet
2 kapitol_dig 2015-12-14
He was a true gentleman... the gears in Opie's shriveled head were turning, he was trying to think of a way to capitalize on her condition when she started babbling about Billy Joel. CQ stepped in and saved the day.
2 Dennyislife 2015-12-14
He shut up quickly though. He was horrified. When Opie and Jim brought him back in you could tell. On air heartbreak.
9 michaeIcolestie 2015-12-14
Colin is such a stand up guy that i would not be surprised if he attended her upcoming funeral.
4 Dennyislife 2015-12-14
She won't die for a while. She'll linger and drool until she cannot move and then after years of painstaking care for no quality of life she will get a lung infection that eventually ends her life. Colin is irish and won't make it that long.
8 bstoepfel 2015-12-14
Admiral Di and her First Mate Colin.
6 rollerboogie 2015-12-14
God I've been on a binge of Marion and Lady Di shows. They are legitimately the funniest thing I've ever listened to her.
Lady Di is the perfect person to shit on. She doesn't get sad or shut down. She is just in denial or some sort of alcohol induced mental state that allows her to roll with the punches. She really doesn't seem to understand about 50% of what is said to her in those episodes.
Her life it fucking amazing... She's very proud of herself and sure that she is in the right about everything too.
1 EYE8OPIE 2015-12-14
Most of the views on Lady Di YouTube videos are by me. I love her calls
1 rollerboogie 2015-12-14
So good. I've tried to track down all of them. I wish there was some sort of Lady Di repository.
I just listened to one where an ex coworker of hers called in. He worked with her at some grocery store when he was in high school. Apparently she vomited all over their bathroom, was always coughing, and smelled bad. She lost the store 4k dollars her first day as cashier because she was just swiping their cards but not actually charging them. She was fired on the spot. She tried to claim it was actually because she didn't charge $30 because the woman buying the groceries left without paying. But later admitted to the whole thing.
What a dummy. I'm not even sure if alcohol is what fucked her brain up considering Marion doesn't drink much and is just as stupid. They're both like 90 IQ points.
1 sid_sparkout 2015-12-14
Combined
5 albusb 2015-12-14
The Body Crabs are using Di's Feather-Boa as a rope-bridge to climb on to CQ's back... And he knows.
4 ElectraMustaine 2015-12-14
holy shit his head is gigantic
1 biobotX1 2015-12-14
Yes he is irish
1 biobotX1 2015-12-14
Yes he is irish
3 EYE8OPIE 2015-12-14
Lady Di Hogan - She is a Real American
3 dankfranklin 2015-12-14
Confession: I got a big laugh out of Sam asking all the guests of the Supershow "Who are you wearing?"
2 uppity-negro 2015-12-14
I am a fan of Colin partially because of the humanity that he gives her, when others are shitting on her. Bemused humanity for sure, but still - he doesn't have to, and it is clear it isn't out of spite.
Di? Not so much... I'm just sorry it's come to this.
1 BargeMouse 2015-12-14
It's the reverse Jake and Vikki LaMotta
1 Guybroman 2015-12-14
She looks like Babe Ruths bloated dead body
6 TijnTijn 2015-12-14
It's the look of a misunderstood mushmouth genius.
2 Anarox 2015-12-14
God damn poetry this is