Roland, I think you're older than 25. But the first step is admitting you're a pathetic loser. Your dick will come back if you lose the fat that it's currently entombed in.

Hahahahahahaha. Oh shit, thank you for that laugh.

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Wrong again fucko

what made you ask this here? this is the most surefire way to be told to commit suicide i've probably ever seen

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Get into radio 7 years ago. Then, after 25 years, marry one of Bam's sloppy seconds.

Here's my serious advice -- feel free to down-vote it into oblivion.

Put together whatever money you can, quit your job, and travel until you go broke. Travel alone. Talk to every person and girl you can meet. Anything that scares you, do it.

You'll fail a lot, but if you actually commit to this, you'll eventually grow confidence and learn how to meet people and girls and define your own life.

Or he'll be the victim of a thrill killing by bored teenagers looking to hurt homeless people. Either way, it's a win-win.

And then subscribe here, accept life sucks and harass an elderly man with breasts and a bad attitude.

I was waiting for this point to be made.

You're advising the guy to quit his job and roam the earth until he goes broke? Well, I mean okay -- let's assume that he succeeds in losing his virginity. Congratulations for him. Now what? What does he come back to after that? You think that throwing away your career and losing everything else is worth getting laid?

Career? He's 24 w/ no wife or kids. Throwing away everything? What the fuck does he have to lose?

Career? He's 24 w/ no wife or kids.

He's also old enough to have a graduate degree. He may not be some kind of basement dweller.

Throwing away everything? What the fuck does he have to lose?

His job and whatever money he has saved.

seeing the great wall or machu pichu doesnt improve a person at all. backpackers are the worst people ive ever met. all that he's going to meet are other westerners travelling trying to "find themselves".

Kill yourself.

dont listen to this dumbass, man. commit a mass shooting THEN kill yourself.

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At least then the vultures we call media will make you famous

SCUMBAG VULTURES

Fuck Fez.

sherrod is black?

just stop being so pathetic. whores on backpage are like $40 these days fyi

Shout out to Bronx Johnny

i have regretfully fucked a few backpage whores for less than $100 with no bag

You have HPV.

don't we all...don't we all.

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you are a 25 year old virgin redditor... you have no dignity

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Listen to this guy. You don't. You think you do, but you don't. Once you accept this it's easier to move forward.

There's your problem. You're putting the made-up weight of "what sex means" on sex. Losing your virginity doesn't mean shit, I'm 28, lost it at 18, have slept with 15-16 chicks in the passed ten years. That first time didn't mean a thing, except that it was my first time. The only thing you should worry about with sex is 1. It's consensual. 2. No babies or STDs. Other than that. Get it where you can and stop worrying about it.

stop being such an attention seeking little faggot

Good for you dude. Alot of the fags on this sub are just like you but could never admit it.

Just find a fat girl.

Rat?

Send me a picture of your cock please.

x2. Maybe post it here if you don't mind. Over and under shots too.

Fuck off! Stop trying to jump onto my cock!

I hear it's a lovely cock though, can't blame me.

please, we need a profile as well.

Kill yourself.

You must be lost.

When I saw one comment on this I was almost certain it would be a suggestion of suicide.

Kudos on taking the high road.

Looks like I missed my chance anyway lol.

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Just go take it in the shitter. Be a man!

Online, my friend. Throw a few lines out. When I broke my engagement, I was banging a fat chick in no time.

Follow the path of Steve C.

That's one hell of a big path.

Jimmy's 47, not 25....tssssss

have you looked into rape?

Fez, Bobo, you. Just embrace your mental illness and keep tuggin ya peckah.

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He breastfeeds Bam's kids so he has at least gotten past first base.

you know why advice is free? because thats how much it's worth.

the loneliness may or may not subside, i cant say. nor can i understand the nuances of your life experienced through your eyes so anything i offer might be worse for you. all you can do is hope. stay strong.

I sincerely want to offer some advice, but I can't tell if you're a shitty novelty account.

Listen to and study every single one of the black phillip shows with Patrice O'neal

and also, although I haven't heard all of it search youtube Bill Burr - Advice on LAY-DEES! [compilation]

get a whore. Stop being shy first then work on stop being pathetic. You should be your fucking full time job not anything else, not opinions not anything else. Focus on your mission and that alone.

If all goes south you could always kill yourself.

smoke dmt, have a life changing experience. Then start drinking and trying to get laid. Get a hooker if you have to. There's no good reason to be a virgin at 25. Also start hitting the weights, girls are shallow and love fucking guys with muscles.

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You have HPV.

I hear it's a lovely cock though, can't blame me.