aka the most hateable individual on earth

Todd Pettengail >>> Tits

Not by much

Yeah, at least Todd has some amount of measuable talent (he can sing pretty good). And he puts himself out there creatively (write parodies); however awful they may be, he still puts something out there that he himself creates. Opie avoids doing that at all costs unless its in pursuit of a viral video or addressing "the haters".

Good find. And a typical Opie read: stumbling through the copy like a 4th-grader. He has the unique ability to childishly stammer through a read while still sounding like an overconfident douche.

later on around 18:12 he says something like "how do they keep from walking all over eachother" I would have loved it if somone would have piped up and said "They scream and yell 'hold on' at one another until they are forced to shut up"

I can't stand this. He has a habit of pausing after saying something indicating he has finished a thought so someone else chimes in and he has more to say. Stfu and let the talented people get a word in

As incredibly awful as Todd is, he's still has more talent than Tits.

I wouldn't give him that much credit, Scott did all the heavy lifting

Um, Todd had to make all those calls to those unsuspecting suckers being pranked.

"This is Police Officer Booby McCopagun"

"Yes?"

"Your wife was raped and hit with a brick"

"Oh my god!"

BAAAWWHUBBDIBBIDIBBIDUBBAHIBBADIBBADAAA

"Hi, is this Dave Smith?"
"Yes?"
"This is surgeon hurkengurkenverkensmurken, Im sorry, Im afraid your children are dead.

BAAAWWHUBBDIBBIDIBBIDUBBAHIBBADIBBADAAA

Ant: He's just everything thats-

Opie: * interupts* I feel he's everything that's wrong with this business.

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU.

I can't stand this. He has a habit of pausing after saying something indicating he has finished a thought so someone else chimes in and he has more to say. Stfu and let the talented people get a word in