These superfans are the fucking worst. From Linzbella, Fred from Brooklyn and so on and so on. Jesus Christ. The only superfan that matters is Art Juarez, anyhow.

Aside from that tangent, I'd probably still fuck her.

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That's Art Danielle Juarez to you, mister.

The girl at the bar you know you could fuck but you don't because she would eat all your Cheez-Itz and try to smoke in your house.

Hahahaha. Fantastic description.

You would have a 10 minute discussion about why she can just go smoke outside. 20 minutes later... repeat.

Hahaha that was gold Jerry!

Would still plow.

Well, there goes my will to masturbate tonight. 2/10

Isis should be using her twitter as an example of why women should be forced to wear burqas.

Shit, that would have me converting to a Muslim woman. And as a Muslim man, I hate Muslim women!

Most hated fan since Mark David Chapman

U can tell She has those type of tits that are like deflated balloons, no density, just skin flaps.

Tube sock with a cup of soup in the bottom.

Careful buddy, I am getting a hard on.

Is the soup self-heating?

The flappiest pair of flap jack tits imaginable.

Mournful tits....

She looks like Dawn Cumia from the bad future someone's trying to prevent in a time travel movie.

You do realize that Dawn looks pretty shitty as well, right?

Dawn is a saint on eart' and ageing gracefully.

Dawn was probably a lot hotter than LinzBella when she was her age.

Bite your tongue, sir.

One of the hottest working midgets in the business

I guess there's only so much comedian/radio dick you can take before it starts to take its toll. The face of a soulless radio groupie leech. What a good mother. Leaving her kids for long periods at a time to be a groupie for has-been radio hosts and middle tier comics. So hot and sexy, right guys?

I'd still put it in.

In a fucking white trash minute.

someone said that she left her husband because he was pissed that she was at the compound all the time. she seems like a great person and a real catch.

Isn't she an escort? To be fair to her, fucking for money is the definition of her job, no?

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Jeez...I was all ready to give a "who are you that you wouldnt fuck that" comment...but yeah thats bad...yeesh

I bet she has a stank butthole that reeks of parmesan cheese and Vos's ear juice.

She should do everyone a favor and cover her busted face with those shit quality truck stop whore tattoos.

You don't dig the methed-out angie jolie face?

That's a compliment. She's more like methed-out Liza Minnelli.

Didn't she win some Legion of Skanks girl fan contest she didn't even apply for because she was fucking Ant?

Someone asked why she won on the Skanks' AMA show last week. It was awkward.

That's where I heard it, and it's embarrassing if it went down like that.

She tried to delete it. Good thing /u/TweetPoster backs up all twitter images to imgur when someone links a tweet to Reddit

Remember when Alex Jones told her to shut up and cook him a steak?

There's a cute horse-faced chick with a great body who hangs out with her. In her delusion she doesn't see that she's the ugly friend girls keep around to make them look better.

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😘😘😘

Too old to play "Sorority Girl". Too unattractive to play "Hot Single Girl".

What's up, cutie?

Wow her cheeks are as tight on her skull as tits shirts

She posts lots of selfies in the car and in a full length mirror. When you're looking good and you know it then you got to take a selfie. That's confidence. I only date confident girls, even if it's delusional confidence.

A girl that craves and needs validation from men 24/7 is a girl that you can't go wrong with. One of you animals needs to swoop in and snatch her up. I'd do it myself, but I don't live nearby.

Like a hawk? You swoop in like a Hawk? Do you make any kind of sound while doing this?

He swoops in and yells about cronuts then raises his little fists when he runs out of gas.

One of these days she'll be taking her seatbelt-less (gotta look good) selfie and the car will drift into on coming traffic.

Billerica trailer trash pig.

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Bitch looking like skeletor...

@luisjgomez:

2015-12-13 05:56:23 UTC

Ok...so..

@ItsLinzBella:

2015-12-13 05:57:45 UTC

@luisjgomez yea.... Hai... Or somethin pic.twitter.com ^[Imgur]

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What's Luis referring to here? Someone in his twitter feed mentioned "one punch", did he get into a fight or something?

But yeah, that bitch is not attractive.

UFC

Ahh, thanks for the clarification.

This is the entire fight where a guy who hasn't lost in ten years got smoked: http://gfycat.com/GentleHandsomeAcornweevil

Such technique!

No not really, this shit looks horrible

We get it, you are an expert on fighting technique.

No that's the point, it looks like shit. Boxing is better than this

I enjoy boxing cuz I watched my entire life and understand the science.....but fuck no, boxing is not better. Boxing gets more and more boring as the years go on as the UFC evolves and gets better. That was a beautiful punch by Connor catching Jose coming in. You fucks really do make fun of and hate on everything, holy shit

hahaha yeah maybe, I agree boxing is boring as shit, I guess I am not into fighting sports

Boxing is the fucking worst. Don't care about "the sweet science", it's a fucking borefest. The UFC ALMOST always has exciting fights, and you don't have to wait 10 years to see two good fighters finally fight. You don't think their technique is good, because you don't know anything about MMA. Nobody fights like boxers outside of boxing, MMA is far more realistic than that pussy boxing shit.

Boxing is great. They don't call it "The Beautiful Game" for nothing.

Could you even see the punch that knocked him out? Re watch it.

See that in boxing too its not a UFC thing. It looks terrible. I have no idea about UFC but it looks like two drunks fighting in that clip doing the rounds.

Here is a 50 year old man fighting a hall of fame boxer. 11 minutes in. Please tell me more about fighting technique though.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvme71_029-randy-couture-vs-james-toney-ufc-118-28-08-2010_sport

Eh. I'd still fuck her.

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We get it, you are an expert on fighting technique.