If she really is living 20 years in the past I hope for everyones sake there aren't any broken doors lying around.

People often massively overrate how funny this sub is, but that was a great goddamn line.

We're the only funny subreddit on this shit website.

True, but that's still not very funny most of the time.

Wait... Sherrod's black?

Apparently, pointing out that Sherrod is black or the fact that he points it out constantly or that it's usually the punchline for most of his "jokes"...is racist. Your a racist pig for putting black and Sherrod in the same sentence. Only Sherrod gets to do that with his swollen tongue sticking out of his teeth.

I don't give a shit about racism. It's just the best example of a played-out joke I could think of.

I know. I was just tagging-on to what you said. Sherrod and Kurt say we're being racist, but most of the negativity toward Sherrod has been within the context of his lack of humor.

Gotcha.

Thank god we have comedy reviewers like you to keep everyone in their place!

Or trains.

Dr Steve: "Hi, Marion, this is Dr. Steve. Unfortunately, I have some bad news about Diana. She has dementia and is living in a nursing home. It's not looking good."

Marion: "Oh, d'you know I just got back from a cruise? I'm going to Florida next year did I tell ya? Don't I look good? I do zumba. Have you ever been on a cruise?"

"I look good. I lost weight. I go to Zumba, honey. Head on a silva plattah."

During that call with Lady Di on O&J she sounded more coherent than Marion who doesn't drink if I'm not mistaken. I'm starting to think Lady Di was drinking heavily because she had to interact with Marion regularly.

"She was drinking because she had to interact with YOU regularly!" - Marion

That Marion is the comeback kid. No doubt about that.

She's as sharp as a balloon.

That made me laugh more than it should have. Thanks for that :D

You're welcome!

nuh-uh YOU'RE the comeback kid.

Wine sprit-thers, honey.

I keep telling her, you should go to the gym like me, do you know I lost 20lbs?

Good fucking egg, that Dr. Steve.

I feel legit bad for her. Fuck.

I really feel bad for her son.

thoughs and prayas, thoughts and prayas

"Having said that, have you guys seen this banjo player?"

Tawts and prears

diareer

Diareer on the green rug. Lamar was not pleased.

Me too in all seriousness. If she died we could make jokes but when someone loses their mind it's really sad.

I love this place. If she died we could make jokes, but watching someone's mind deteriorate is just BROOOOOOOTAHL.

She's mentally ill, that woman should have been committed a long, long time ago. It's a shame that she was ever reintroduced to the show to begin with, it's just an all around awful situation.

I feel awful for her son, he's had a rough life, I hope he pulls through.

it will be really sad but there might be a little bit of relief when he dies.

Why? Sam reintroduced her to the show. I remember first hearing her when she first came back and literally laughing my head off. I thought she was the greatest thing since sliced bread. These last few years associated with the show were probably her best of the last 15 years

It's a shame that she was ever reintroduced to the show

Opie needed to squeeze a little more blood out of that stone.

He pulled this rummy's strings for my amusement.

I approve.

Fuck that drunkie sot.

I don't

Di, Whatever ship your on, make sure Opie isn't steering it!

Haha. Holy shit. Perfect.

And beware of rock-coats!

Her son just asks that we keep her in our thoughts and prayers & know that alcoholism doesn't just affect the drinker but it affects the entire family & the people who care about them.

Opie hits laughtrack button ME: That's why I get the BIG BUCKS!

And yet that balding fuck can't take a joke himself, or hear anything about his own family brought to the show. That big titted hypocrite.

A supple titted millionaire radio host leaning over a fan of another show and screaming in his face while his goonish manservant restrains him.

"I won. Chris Kyle was a liar. I won."

Did he actually do this?

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didn't know this although I have seen the video of fez making fun of him.

No, I was making a silly! It was an example of something he'd do.

He did do it at least twice in response to her talking about her husband dying, so there's that.

Of course he did! See?

I can't watch stuff where he does cringy shit. It makes me physically ill.

Drink really is evil, ruins brains and families. Take care of yourselves scumbags, feel better soon Lady Di - you were always fun on the show.

Ant in 15 years, assuming he's still alive then.

Jokes aside, I don't think he's near that level of alcoholism. She was drinking 3-4 Natty Lights before 9am most days

When you are so drunk you are beating a retard with a broom handle and spraying him with cleaning products, you aren't that far away.

To be fair, I would beat somebody with a broomstick if they drunkenly barfed all over my house, retarded or not.

Hey fuck you fam I'll beat off Napolean every day he's trying to fuck with me.

According to her. But Jim pointed out it's always 3 beers.

She drank Natty Ice. Higher alcohol content than light.

That's bum beer malt liquor.

There is a stark difference between a guy that drinks a lot and an alcoholic.

20 years in the past? Tell her to put $1000 on the Cowboys for the Superbowl.

Holy shit, you made me laugh.

Thats WILD

Fucking christ I need to quit drinking

My thoughts exactly.

nah, you re alright

As long as you don't become a 30 natty a day maintenance drinker you're alright.

I too give a fuck. That's shitty to hear. I spoke to her on the phone like two or three months ago. She seemed okay. Is Steve taking calls?

Got the segment up https://youtu.be/emxrmCWUhXs

The show is prerecorded, so no, he isn't.

D'ya fuck her!? (In Dice voice)

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Her brain fluiiiddd is reverting to a 20 year psychosis homeostasis and some more scientific terms and fluiiiid

I blame Opie.

Attaboy.

I found Di to be very entertaining. Lady Di was always the life of the party, specially on those supershows. It makes me sad that we will never hear Di's voice on those shows or on any other ever again. She made some shitty decisions in life and I feel for her son. Its pointless to think she will come back from this but I do hope she is not in any physical pain or discomfort. At least she can watch and listen to The Monkees all over again and it will be brand new to her. My thoughts are with her family and friends.

I wouldn't go as far as far as to say that we'll never hear her on the radio again. I'm sure Opie would pay an ambulance to bring her to the station so he can exploit her for ratings one more time.

Best of Lady Di on Funny Mofos.

Damn I hope she'll be okay.

Peckas

Oh, I am sure she'll have it turned around and will begin her campaign to run for Senator in 2 months.

President Orbani

Jesus, that old drunkard isn't going to make it to 2016.

Enough about you

Well this made me put my drink down.

Good for you. I m getting another one.

I have a fuck to give good sir.

I'm disgusted that this fucking dork has a positive score on this reddit fag comment. Especially on this "supposedly better than the rest of reddit" sub.

Making me want to quit drinking, this thread

Poor ol' girl

Old sot.

ME: hur hur.

That poor fucking kid of hers.

Dementia runs genetically on my fathers side, its rough. All peckahs aside, best wishes to her and her family,

YOU ALREADY SAID THAT

Yea my grandma has that, makes me nervous.

Peckahhs!!!

Thanks for the update, buddy.

I know we fans beat up on her, but she made me laugh MANY times on the show. I hope the turns this shit around but she wont.

Lost someone close from the same shit she's doing to herself. I just wished these people could see how they are making the others around them feel. (Sorry for bringing down the vibe. Haha!)

that's why I hated Opie asking the hamhanded questions that might have messed with her reality.

Shit this is depressing. She always made me laugh, but now I feel bad.

They can tell it isn't 30 years in the past because her asshole doesn't hurt.

ME: THAT'S THE BIT

That's really sad what is happening to Lady Di, I wonder how Greggie is going to spin this one so he is the victim.

"I gave her a lot of money over the years and she never paid me back. Money that was meant to help her, and she spent it on booze. A lot of money, and she never paid me back."

He'll say they tried to help her, except he didn't at all. Dr. Steve and maybe Jimmy tried to help, but there's only so much one can do. Opie is probably pissed at her cuz now he can't have her on the show to make fun of, everybody would just be depressed if he did. She ruined "the bit" for him.

Edit: typo

Opie and Jim told her she wasn't welcome on the show anymore. Within days she lost her mind. It's their fault. Not the years of drinking she did whilst on and off the show. They killed her spirit.

Exactly, once she lost the only thing to live for (the show), she let herself go insane. The alcohol is just the "escape goat".

PERIOD.

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She still thinks she's married? It's going to come as a shock to her that she abandoned her son to suck homeless dick for booze money.

RIP the legend who had diarrhea in front of Ugly Betty.

"I just gotta get it out."

ME: Wha happened? I tapped out.

ME: But that's how little you matter. And tomorrow, you'll just fade into oblivion, just like the rest of these DOPES.

I think I'm supposed to feel bad for her but I don't feel bad at all.

How feel bad for her son and whoever else's life she made harder.

I do feel bad for her son because he had the two shittiest parents one could get.

But Lady Di? I have no sympathy for her at all.

Cool. She's still a person and while she might have fucked up her own life it's still sad to see someone do this to themselves, especially when she clearly has a son that cares about her. Overall it's just a shitty thing, and great example as to why you should take care of yourself. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone even if it is their fault. What are you trying to be edgy?

She was still funny as fuck on the show (internship was classic) and a very depressing thing. It's sad to see anyone struggle with addiction especially when it's costing them their life. Lady Di could have had a great life but she ruined it. That's why I can sympathize and have pity for her. Sympathy doesn't mean you excuse their shitty behavior.

Fag

Yeah. That kid got a rough deal, for real.

You SHOULDN'T. This was ALCOHOL related. She made bad decisions and refused help. It is all her fault. She seemed nice, but she was really SELFISH and didn't care about the problems her drinking caused. It strained her relationship with her only CHILD and her best friend, but she loved that SWEET brew more. She thought it was FUNNY that she went back to drinking IMMEDIATELY after leaving rehab.

Why feel BAD for her? She should be a warning for DRUNKS.

It sounds harsh, but it's true. She admitted on-air to regularly driving drunk, which could easily end or ruin innocent people's lives. Plus, by all accounts she actually came from a pretty decent family. Some people become drunken wrecks because they were beaten, molested, criminally neglected, etc., but she just wanted to drink and get fucked in the ass for coke.

I mean, I'm far from glad she's sliding into the grave, but there are people out there much more deserving of the sympathies.

Edit: She didn't even seem to have tried to get it together for her son.

What's the matter with everyone in this sub, they goin' faggot?

Everyone saying that she was a selfish piece of shit when she was coherent is right. She was yelled at so many times and offered help from Dr. Steve and that other broad several times and she brushed it off. I get it, addiction is shitty but she set herself on a path of destruction that was over a quarter of a century long and every choice she made was for her her her.

Boo hoo, her brain is decaying and shutting down, this isn't a surprise, we all knew it was coming! Seriously, WE ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING! Alcohol doesn't just kill you immediately, constant abuse just decays your body and brain until you're a husk of a human.

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Language.

Tony D:Tawts n pwares

Angeler!

Here's hoping a well intentioned Indian finished off the job

God speed Lady Di, and all that sail on her!

"Lady Di. Not just a name but a good idea!"

Whoa..

I'd like to hear it. I blame tits for everything bad that's happened to that poor woman.

I'm listening to her intern week in work during the week on and off. I'm on day 4 and planned on picking it back up on Monday. This is gonna make day 5 a lot harder of a listen.

thoughts and prayers

I'll raise a natty ice in her memory

It's a sad world we live in when a sweetie like Di goes to shit and Opie is still healthy

Is there an address to send cards to? Is it good to send a card to her? Does she know she isn't well?

"Get well. Get well soon. We want you to get well."

Let's pool our $ and send her a fruit basket

Let's $20 and have Marion jump out of a cake and right into a broken hip.

If only we knew the name of the ship

LADY DI'S SON GIVING AN UPDATE TO DOCTOR STEVE. ORIGINALLY POSTED BY BRAUNHEISER HERE AND ON YOUTUBE! http://youtu.be/emxrmCWUhXs

Thanks a ton, amigo!

Wow, what a buncha liars! I heard out of her own mouth she was on a navy boat going to see the Monkees perform!

But seriously, I hope her the best even though she's clearly going to kick the bucket as a deranged lunatic very soon.

I have a website that I think will help you to better understand and deal with this.. PECKAS.ORG

Monday Morning:

Opie: Heeyyyy, I'm thinking we send Erik over to Lady Di's nursing home with a case of Natty Light.

Jim: I don't think that is a good idea Opie.

Stangels: No, not a good idea.

Opie: Come onnnn! Doesn't anyone around here know a good radio bit!? She has dementia, it will be great!

"It's Natty Ice!!"

Yeah, she has a little something called standards.

Haha. Yeah. I like how she talks about Bill's Coors Banquet like it is beneath her.

Thanks for the memories Di.

Well, our memories. Not hers. She'll never remember that she shit all over the place while Ugly Betty looked on in horror.

"That was back in the 80's."

A brain that small cannot shrink, CONSPIRACY PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER

You mean she traveled back in time twenty years before ALL of her mistakes? As long as she's not in pain that's a pretty sweet deal.

We'll always have intern week. Here's looking at you pig

Has the issue of drinking come up? If she's in a nursing home, what did she just quit cold turkey? I wouldnt think you could drink like that in a nursing home and if she really quit shouldnt she be getting better?

They probably medically detoxed her when she first got there. Other wise the alcohol withdrawal probably would have killed her.

Oh yeah, of course it would have. I shouldnt have said cold turkey, I just meant, after a forced medical detox its just swept under the rug like that? I couldnt imagine her in a nursing home after years of such a heavy addiction and not sneaking out for natty ices ever day.

They could be giving her low dose Librium. They use that to detox people off of booze it's in the same family of drugs ad Valium, klonopin and Xanax. I do wonder if all of this came about because they too her off the booze. Maybe it was such a shock to her system that getting taken off booze sent her off the deep end.

Progressive damage from HABITUAL drinking

Her MIND is gone. If you listen to her MOST recent appearances, you can tell it was already too late. SHE couldn't recall that DR. STEVE tried to help her.

<She is living 20 years in the past mentally...>

No wonder she was still a friend of this irrelevant shitshow.

Ya kiddin!

It's all a bit.

The final cog in Opie's plan to become Ron Bennington.

She's living in a nursing home? lol at the bright side, she finally has a home!

Well it looks like its time for his godmother to step up....Marion.

I don't know why but I just started laughing when Peter started talking to Steve.

When Dr. Steve said "So, we've heard about your mom and obviously the issues she's been going through with her alcoholism" I expected Peter Orbani to reply "Alcoholism!? Oh, no, no, no. Where'd you hear that? Did Marion tell you that?"

OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD HEARING HIM SAY HOW BAD WE MADE HIM FEEL

I wonder if she stopped drinking because the dementia set in & she had to go to a nursing home, or if the dementia set in after she tried to quit drinking?

Good question. I was also wondering this.

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fawkin haliriouz

Tssss tsssss.

Does anyone has a link to a replay?

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That was a GREAT bit. It got Funnier every time. And it gave RISE to OPIE'S unrelated "tough guy" bit with Marion.

I'm gonna bet Opie is going to make light of this

Wait a second - where did you find this out? What are you listening to?

Bet Jimmy is happy he stopped with the alcoholism at 17.

Yeah, a second Bartles & Jaymes and he would have been just as bad off.

Lol, if the past 20 years are deleted the one person that gave a fuck about poor Bill is gone.

Early on she was getting people confused with Bill. Don't know if this is still happening but if it isn't it suggests she's very quickly going down hill.

If she doesn't remember Bill, she must be very confused by the ghost that is haunting her.

Dear Di,

DIE.

Love,

The Human Race

O&A are 20 years and she was long out of the Navy by then. Try 40 years back to when she was 18-20 years old.

Bright side, she can listen to this now without the negative feelings.

https://youtu.be/q3Yl4ehzX-o

I used to see Marion at NY Rangers games all the time in the 90s. She had/has season tickets. She stood out way before she started appearing on the show due to her hair helmet and "the fly" glasses. We used to laugh everytime we spotted her.

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Can you add for me

"Hurry up and die you blithering alcoholic burden, who's pissed every opportunity of a happy life down the drain. Good riddance, YUCK!"

a get well card to someone with late stage wet brain. Perhaps you should join her in the nursing home you doddering idiot

Watch out, this guy will say anything!

Yeah the card will just confuse her. She doesn't think she is ill

whatever it sounds like she's happier than she's been in a long time. 20 years younger and pre locomotive mishap, girl probably smiles in her sleep.

Wasn't her husband who killed himself. Was her son's dad.

what happened to her husband then?

Divorced. He was a Mr mom who looked after di's kid whilst she worked....yep.

Tsss Good one cocksuka

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I want to send a card, where can I send it?

The trash can

We got that chemistry, brotha

All the best to her and her family. Really gross how she was used as a circus freak, I'm sure the negativity of that didn't contribute to her inability to escape from her alcoholism. Remember, her pickled brain directly funded significant amounts of OAJ's wealth. Lots of laughs! Tranny sex haha!

I'm glad you've found the time to blame other people instead of realising that self responsibility is the fucking key to this shit not happening.

20 plus years of alcohol abuse and crack cocaine will do this to a person.

Thanks, Capt. Obvious

It's selfish of us to keep you here when so many medical schools need good professors.

YOU KNOW WHAT BOYS, SHE MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN AND NOW ITS TIME TO PAY THE PIPER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

The Devil has a large vig.

Container of coffee.

what happened to her husband then?

We're the only funny subreddit on this shit website.

Oh, I am sure she'll have it turned around and will begin her campaign to run for Senator in 2 months.

"I just gotta get it out."

Thank god we have comedy reviewers like you to keep everyone in their place!

Well, our memories. Not hers. She'll never remember that she shit all over the place while Ugly Betty looked on in horror.