My chick dropped an ope bomb today. I couldn't resist.
1 2015-12-12 by tha_dank
She was talking about going to the HR/Manager only Christmas party (she's a CSR) because the owner of the company (he godfather) asked her to go with her. She was having second thoughts on account of how the other CSR's would react when she pulled an opie on me. I couldn't help myself
14 comments
15 HebeKikeberger 2015-12-12
Was this really worth sharing?
18 tha_dank 2015-12-12
Probably not, but no one other than You retards is gonna get it, so why the fuck not?
1 mascoli 2015-12-12
no. the answer is no
11 AntsCamera 2015-12-12
By the way, she is fucking the living dogshit out of her boss....Period.
8 tha_dank 2015-12-12
Gotta climb that ladder somehow baby!!
1 AntsCamera 2015-12-12
As long as it pays the bills and you don't mind playing the "smell my finger" game.
9 AntsCamera 2015-12-12
You should bludgeon her with a plumbers wrench the minute she steps into the door.
Don't even let her get her jacket off, or a single word out.
3 tha_dank 2015-12-12
I mean, she's already got the tits...it may be too late
3 mecrag 2015-12-12
She's a fucking keeper. She'll rise to the top while you'll be a kept man surfing reddit all day for the latest gossip about a defunct radio show, cooking her dinner every night, stealing recipes from bill burr cooking videos. You'll look good in an apron while she's getting gangbanged by the bosses on the apron of the company christmas tree.
3 AntsCamera 2015-12-12
This guy has it figured out, let her fuck and suck her way to the top, and you can drink and play video games, while surfing reddit all day.
I change my mind, you have a great life sir.
3 RapedByNaggers 2015-12-12
Ohhh Tara...
0 circamuffin 2015-12-12
Sniff really is a great closing line. It leaves people speechless and stumbling for a witty response but failing to deliver one as evidenced by your bitch's 'typing' indicator.
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-1 OpieSniff 2015-12-12
sniff
-2 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-12
So you made a reference to someone who wouldn't get it?
Autism, PURIOD
-2 mascoli 2015-12-12
you sound like a fucking retard