Can someone explain how Trainwreck got nominated for ANY award? It's literally every Judd Apatow movie ever made, only with the man and woman swapping roles.
It's a funny idea that could fuel a really good SNL sketch, but a 2h movie? Once I caught on to the formula 10 minutes in, I was able to predict every twist, turn and joke to come.
I don't get how movies get nominated for stuff. It's got to be who you know and who owes you favors.
Where does Lorne Michaels and his band of merry men fit in? Fey, Baldwin, Fallon, Myers, etc. Because I am definitely seeing camps here, just not sure if religion is behind it; or just friendships. Aren't most of them Catholic?
Conspiracy is too strong a word. But bias? How can any objective person not see it? Compare the proportion of Jews in positions worth occupying vs their proportion among the population at large. It's clear they're holding the door for one another. But why are they doing that when most of them aren't even religious? They don't even have THAT in common. It's just, like, an unspoken pact. This "it's us against the world" thing that's difficult to ignore.
Put another way : a Jewish man with a minimum of ambition would have to be the biggest jerk on the planet (ie, burned every bridge imaginable) to be stuck cleaning toilets his whole life, if he lives in NYC or LA. Otherwise, someone, somewhere, is holding a door for him.
"This 'it's us against the world' thing that's difficult to ignore."
Seriously. I mean, what has the world done to the Jews to warrant that sort of mentality? Right?
The jews have done exactly what others accuse blacks of NOT doing - taking control of their own destiny and working together as a cohesive group to overcome their own historical disadvantages. Jews deserve a ton of respect in that regard.
Yeah but jews have white privilege. All they gotta do is change their name and get a nose job and they're as gentile as the rest of us. Blackies, they're stuck with their race. Unless they're as rich and as crazy as Michael Jackson. But who is?
You could also look at it as Jews having the historic advantage that they were permitted to practise usury with non-Jews where Christians and Muslims could not.
I'll take not being massacred and terrorized for millenia over having unique money-lending opportunities pretty much any fucking day.
Besides, whenever the Jews of a given region accrued enough wealth via said money-lending, they were promptly murdered and/or exiled and their money was taken away from them.
Go read my post regarding anyone who experiences millennia of masscres and terrorism being justified in doing far more than the Jews have done to survive (and they have), then go fuck your mother.
Endure millennia of murder, exile and persecution. Band together and support each other in order to fend off said murder, exile and persecution. Be accused of exclusionism. Seems reasonable.
Are you trolling me, or are you really that fucking stupid?
Whatever traits you wish to ascribe to the Jews must be taken in context. The world made them what they are. It tried pounding them into dust against an anvil, and ended up forging a blade - a miniscule group of people with astonishing power, influence, and endurance.
And to reply to your last point, yes, if/when any other race of people endures the horrors that the Jews have, they are absolutely justified in propping each other up in order to survive. Sorry that the Jews didn't just take it lying down and vanish from history for the sake of not hurting your fucking feelings.
But look at it this way: at least people like you now have a scapegoat to blame all your life's failings and inadequacies on.
I think you're blowing things too out of proportion - you act like there are thousands of Jews making billions of dollars in Hollywood - it's just a handful, at the top. Being a Jew is not a free ticket to stardom and wealth, especially in action and on the production side. Not these days. Back in the gold era, hell yes. They were notorious for supporting "the tribe", but it's not anything like that now. There is, I will admit, a "He's one of us" attitude with some of them.
Hollywood is too splintered now, with too many independents and smaller film companies existing - the money guys are not all Jews, either - the old school Hollywood crowd was, but the current leadership, not so much. It's there, it's unspoken, but it's not nearly as powerful as you might think. Not like back in the day, during the big studio days.
A handful at the top? Of the sixty senior executives of the major Hollywood studios, trade unions, and talent agencies, fifty are Jews or have Jewish spouses. This is a numerical representation of 83%. Jews are approximately 2% of the U.S. population.* Therefore Jews are over-represented among the senior executives of the major Hollywood studios, trade unions, and talent agencies by a factor of 41.5 times(4,150 percent).
I think you're blowing things too out of proportion - you act like there are thousands of Jews making billions of dollars in Hollywood - it's just a handful, at the top.
I rest my case. There is a disproportionate number of Jews in power in America when compared to the population. You put the finger right on the problem and asked what the problem was. Jews don't like when we start bringing up how many of them there are in the world. Because it makes the nepotism and holding-the-door-for-your-similars more obvious.
I hate the word "comedienne". It reminds me of when a Free Mason called the show (couldn't timestamp, it's around 00:12:00) and said that they accept black people, but give them a special name.
Especially since "actress" is now apparently sexist. People are learning to say "actor" for both sexes; so all this effort to distinguish the "comedienne" from the comedian may be for naught in the long run. Especially with so many men wishing to be identified as women, and vice versa, going forward. It's going to become a nightmare to identify the sexes through the title.
Sometimes I get the feeling the outraged have no idea what to be outraged about anymore. It's like outrage overstepping on outrage.
Yeah, I was blown away with how predictable it was. I knew Amy's jokes would suck but I thought since it was Judd itd have some kinda new take but it was literally just a by the numbers Rom com with the same game of thrones penis joke in like 6 places
She got nominated for one reason: Judd Apatow. They're selling DVS and Blurays with it. That's what the awards show are for - selling movie tickets, discs, and online rentals. Always has been, always will be, the Golden Globes is a heavily lobbied group of journalists who do what the studios pay them to do - promote their movies. That's why Dicaprio's is nominated, before it's released - they sank a ton of money in it, and they want their return on that investment.
Judd makes Hollywood a lot of money, especially in disc and rental sales. Of course they nominated his movie. And yes, the movie is utter dreck, I fell asleep after 20 minutes, but long enough to see Amy can't act, at all.
Ignore it, or pirate it. They're just trying to sell you something with their awards.
I just watched the movie tonight and noticed one of the jokes in the movie is almost word for word out of her first special on comedy central. The joke is about what pretentious girls do when they're suppose to be sleeping. It's fucking stupid.
did you see the promo for the Trainwreck dvd? When it says "hilarious bloopers", and shows an image of Amy "making waves" with her hand. It does NOT look funny at all.
Most celebrities sugar coat their words and even hide their true thoughts in order to protect their image and career. Doug doesn't do that, which makes him honest, real and great. I don't remember saying realness is a quality that is above all else either, just above phoniness.
bullshit. his supposed "realness" is his career. he's as much of an fraud as everyone else. he's not going to say something that would jeopardise your admiration of him. also, why doesnt someone have the right to hide their true thoughts for their own gain? exhibitionism isnt an obligation.
Bullshit back. Stanhope is in a place where he doesn't need or want movie parts, he tours once in a while and sells albums, because he bought a cheap house out in the middle of bumfuck arizona, and doesn't give a fuck, his monthly nut is probably less than what most people spend on gas to commute.
I only think a couple comics are truly uncensored, and Doug is one of them. I've yet to see him act differently, if it's on his podcast, Rogans, on O&A, on any other show. He played himself when he was on Louis' show. If he's acting, then he's one of the best actors out there for the most consistent performance, ever - and should be in movies constantly.
One of his bits is maxing out his mother's credit cards after he helped her commit suicide, because she had a fatal disease. Do you you think he gives one fuck what some random guy on Reddit, or anywhere else, and their "admiration" of him?
He's giving Amy shit, because he doesn't give a fuck about being in movies with her or Apatow, or being on her show. He can tour for a month in the clubs and make enough to live on for a year. He's one of the few that can truly say "Fuck you" to Hollywood, and survive.
If he's a fraud, then he's one of the best frauds, ever. Epic, evil genius level.
No one is saying it's an obligation but its more interesting and entertaining than fake bullshit. Doug simply strikes me as someone that doesn't worry about being PC or protecting an image. Yes you have the right to hide your true feelings legally, but would you trust the word of someone like that?
He's mocking her PC, "accept all women" brand of feminist humour by applying its logic to something gross and male, which they obviously wouldn't accept, thus highlighting the inconsistencies within her point of view and that of her fellow PC feminist cuntfaces.
I think he is more saying that Amy's comedy is all about her fuckin guys and even though she is fat she can get any guy she wants and you can't call her a slut because what she is doing is empowering to women... it doesn't matter if she is fat and ugly.. she gets fucked all the time and that's empowering. Stanhope is saying "I have an ugly little STD riddled cock but I feel so empowered by Amy talking about her fat disgusting sex life that I have the confidence to walk around with my little STD dick hanging out for everyone to see... how empowering."
The fact that British Navy members chewed on limes so as to avoid scurvy, while conquering two thirds of the globe, has to be one of the shittiest "insults" ever bestowed on a nation. At least just call us rotten teethed faggots or something.
So let's go with the spark of metal striking against wood and lighting your gasoline load. Purely for argument's sake. Plus your, obviously, big brain will add green, biodegradable fuel to the fire. Everyone's a winner.
I will always be a Stanhope fan because he's never sold out or given a shit about trying to be something he's not. He's knows his place and lives it well. My Deadbeat Hero.
One of the only good comics left who I dont absolutely loathe. I think its down to attell and stanhope at this point. I deleted twitter because i hated seeing people I liked give me douche chills while I take a shit. Then I come to this sub and still get the highlights and feel the same way. Im gonna go kill myself.
He would rather walk around proudly showing his herpe encrusted cock, because her showing her fat nasty body actually makes what Doug wants to do look reasonable.
I slow clapped for doug. I defended amy up until her look at me pictures of her celebrity friends on thanksgiving. That was disgusting. She is so desperate ....for what I don't know
The great thing about Stanhope he doesn't work in comedy clubs or has any ambition to make movies or tv so he has nothing to lose and can say whatever the fuck he wants without it hurting his career!
Where does Lorne Michaels and his band of merry men fit in? Fey, Baldwin, Fallon, Myers, etc. Because I am definitely seeing camps here, just not sure if religion is behind it; or just friendships. Aren't most of them Catholic?
Endure millennia of murder, exile and persecution. Band together and support each other in order to fend off said murder, exile and persecution. Be accused of exclusionism. Seems reasonable.
Are you trolling me, or are you really that fucking stupid?
Whatever traits you wish to ascribe to the Jews must be taken in context. The world made them what they are. It tried pounding them into dust against an anvil, and ended up forging a blade - a miniscule group of people with astonishing power, influence, and endurance.
And to reply to your last point, yes, if/when any other race of people endures the horrors that the Jews have, they are absolutely justified in propping each other up in order to survive. Sorry that the Jews didn't just take it lying down and vanish from history for the sake of not hurting your fucking feelings.
But look at it this way: at least people like you now have a scapegoat to blame all your life's failings and inadequacies on.
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68 NihilistKnight 2015-12-12
Doug Stanhope is a delightful man.
10 meanmug247 2015-12-12
I don't know dude. I heard he has herpes.
1 CCRed95 2015-12-12
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT
-3 My_Booty_Itches 2015-12-12
...
1 CCRed95 2015-12-12
That was my poor attempt at a joke, its like the 4th word in the tweet
-4 My_Booty_Itches 2015-12-12
Right. Hence my comment.
3 EmptyMyBag 2015-12-12
You are a disgrace.
2 My_Booty_Itches 2015-12-12
I'll take it.
41 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Can someone explain how Trainwreck got nominated for ANY award? It's literally every Judd Apatow movie ever made, only with the man and woman swapping roles.
It's a funny idea that could fuel a really good SNL sketch, but a 2h movie? Once I caught on to the formula 10 minutes in, I was able to predict every twist, turn and joke to come.
I don't get how movies get nominated for stuff. It's got to be who you know and who owes you favors.
53 TheDarkFezRises 2015-12-12
Jews.
11 PiggyFork 2015-12-12
Blacks and Jews.
6 JimLahey330 2015-12-12
blacks and jews
6 Suarezteeth 2015-12-12
And feminists.
1 [deleted] 2015-12-12
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2 blackirishlad 2015-12-12
blews?
2 EmptyMyBag 2015-12-12
No, that's what your mother does to homeless guys.
1 Evilblueyoshi 2015-12-12
They needed the MOneey
1 douchebag_investor 2015-12-12
Let's not put them in the same category. At least Jews have talent
-4 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Where does Lorne Michaels and his band of merry men fit in? Fey, Baldwin, Fallon, Myers, etc. Because I am definitely seeing camps here, just not sure if religion is behind it; or just friendships. Aren't most of them Catholic?
25 TheAmazingPearl 2015-12-12
Oh, you mean Lorne Lipowitz?
9 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Holy crap, they really do own everything.
17 TheDarkFezRises 2015-12-12
Michaels isn't his real name. He's also a jew.
3 blackirishlad 2015-12-12
you're kidding!
23 ApevonTarskin 2015-12-12
Because the protagonist is a Jewish comedienne. This isn't rocket science.
15 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Didn't Sarah Silverman recently get a nomination for her latest role too? The one she was nude in?
What does it say that the one film you got the nom for is the one you stripped for?
Everything is so Jewish in show business.
19 PassProtect15 2015-12-12
Zionist conspiracy imo
(we're so going to be the No. 1 toxic board this year)
17 cakehornnigga 2015-12-12
If that SAND NIGGER Allah has anything to say about it
-7 meanmug247 2015-12-12
Not cool man.
13 cakehornnigga 2015-12-12
I'm here to win most toxic sub, not make friends.
3 Luuvstewspewg 2015-12-12
Yeah Allah us should CHIP in and make this sub toxic. Like the avenger. GET IT?
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0 meanmug247 2015-12-12
Ahh. I see. Carry on.
14 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Conspiracy is too strong a word. But bias? How can any objective person not see it? Compare the proportion of Jews in positions worth occupying vs their proportion among the population at large. It's clear they're holding the door for one another. But why are they doing that when most of them aren't even religious? They don't even have THAT in common. It's just, like, an unspoken pact. This "it's us against the world" thing that's difficult to ignore.
Put another way : a Jewish man with a minimum of ambition would have to be the biggest jerk on the planet (ie, burned every bridge imaginable) to be stuck cleaning toilets his whole life, if he lives in NYC or LA. Otherwise, someone, somewhere, is holding a door for him.
9 cayneabel 2015-12-12
"This 'it's us against the world' thing that's difficult to ignore."
Seriously. I mean, what has the world done to the Jews to warrant that sort of mentality? Right?
The jews have done exactly what others accuse blacks of NOT doing - taking control of their own destiny and working together as a cohesive group to overcome their own historical disadvantages. Jews deserve a ton of respect in that regard.
4 MasterShake1171 2015-12-12
Yeah but jews have white privilege. All they gotta do is change their name and get a nose job and they're as gentile as the rest of us. Blackies, they're stuck with their race. Unless they're as rich and as crazy as Michael Jackson. But who is?
1 CelticSabbath 2015-12-12
You could also look at it as Jews having the historic advantage that they were permitted to practise usury with non-Jews where Christians and Muslims could not.
1 cayneabel 2015-12-12
Nice stretch, Armstrong.
I'll take not being massacred and terrorized for millenia over having unique money-lending opportunities pretty much any fucking day.
Besides, whenever the Jews of a given region accrued enough wealth via said money-lending, they were promptly murdered and/or exiled and their money was taken away from them.
0 CelticSabbath 2015-12-12
Everybody was massacred and terrorized for millenia. Nice Jewish exceptionalism though.
1 cayneabel 2015-12-12
Go read my post regarding anyone who experiences millennia of masscres and terrorism being justified in doing far more than the Jews have done to survive (and they have), then go fuck your mother.
Nice anti-semitism though.
1 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
I respect it. I'm just not blind to it. Or how they accomplished it.
You're essentially saying "Why aren't other religions banding together and blocking outsiders out of their circles like Jews are? It works!"
1 cayneabel 2015-12-12
Endure millennia of murder, exile and persecution. Band together and support each other in order to fend off said murder, exile and persecution. Be accused of exclusionism. Seems reasonable.
Are you trolling me, or are you really that fucking stupid?
Whatever traits you wish to ascribe to the Jews must be taken in context. The world made them what they are. It tried pounding them into dust against an anvil, and ended up forging a blade - a miniscule group of people with astonishing power, influence, and endurance.
And to reply to your last point, yes, if/when any other race of people endures the horrors that the Jews have, they are absolutely justified in propping each other up in order to survive. Sorry that the Jews didn't just take it lying down and vanish from history for the sake of not hurting your fucking feelings.
But look at it this way: at least people like you now have a scapegoat to blame all your life's failings and inadequacies on.
1 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Holy crap, that is a shitload of butthurt to bring to the table.
I yield! You are right, whatever you're ranting on about. I just do not care enough about your opinion to follow you this far into emoville.
White flag! You right, me wrong.
9 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-12
Yeah, it's just a form of nepotism. But point it out and you're goddamn Hitler.
2 SkepticSloth 2015-12-12
I think you're blowing things too out of proportion - you act like there are thousands of Jews making billions of dollars in Hollywood - it's just a handful, at the top. Being a Jew is not a free ticket to stardom and wealth, especially in action and on the production side. Not these days. Back in the gold era, hell yes. They were notorious for supporting "the tribe", but it's not anything like that now. There is, I will admit, a "He's one of us" attitude with some of them.
Hollywood is too splintered now, with too many independents and smaller film companies existing - the money guys are not all Jews, either - the old school Hollywood crowd was, but the current leadership, not so much. It's there, it's unspoken, but it's not nearly as powerful as you might think. Not like back in the day, during the big studio days.
2 CelticSabbath 2015-12-12
A handful at the top? Of the sixty senior executives of the major Hollywood studios, trade unions, and talent agencies, fifty are Jews or have Jewish spouses. This is a numerical representation of 83%. Jews are approximately 2% of the U.S. population.* Therefore Jews are over-represented among the senior executives of the major Hollywood studios, trade unions, and talent agencies by a factor of 41.5 times(4,150 percent).
0 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
I rest my case. There is a disproportionate number of Jews in power in America when compared to the population. You put the finger right on the problem and asked what the problem was. Jews don't like when we start bringing up how many of them there are in the world. Because it makes the nepotism and holding-the-door-for-your-similars more obvious.
Get it?
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1 holodog 2015-12-12
We will sweep the Toxies.
1 telepepper 2015-12-12
I google imaged that. Not too shabby.
0 ApevonTarskin 2015-12-12
Gun control, bro.
3 NicNacAttack 2015-12-12
I hate the word "comedienne". It reminds me of when a Free Mason called the show (couldn't timestamp, it's around 00:12:00) and said that they accept black people, but give them a special name.
3 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Especially since "actress" is now apparently sexist. People are learning to say "actor" for both sexes; so all this effort to distinguish the "comedienne" from the comedian may be for naught in the long run. Especially with so many men wishing to be identified as women, and vice versa, going forward. It's going to become a nightmare to identify the sexes through the title.
Sometimes I get the feeling the outraged have no idea what to be outraged about anymore. It's like outrage overstepping on outrage.
1 ChippusMaximus 2015-12-12
They are already eating their own. It's delicious.
0 NicNacAttack 2015-12-12
What, you mean like SJWs calling for the banning of ableist language?
2 rahtin 2015-12-12
I learned that special word from Ant
13 lickandsniff 2015-12-12
She's the jew du jour right now.
20 ApevonTarskin 2015-12-12
Lena Dunham is half Jewish and gets awards for fucking black guys, getting nude, and being the shape of a bowling pin—like Amy.
14 Luuvstewspewg 2015-12-12
Didn't she also finger rape her little sister as children?
8 ChippusMaximus 2015-12-12
Yes she did but it's okay it was for the greater good.
2 Knightscribe 2015-12-12
Yup, for ten years straight.
1 ApevonTarskin 2015-12-12
No, but she got finger-raped by a dirty Arab cab driver.
5 bridgecrewdave 2015-12-12
No no. LENA finger fucked her kid sister
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3 lickandsniff 2015-12-12
Exactly.
9 sanfrancisco69er 2015-12-12
Yeah, I was blown away with how predictable it was. I knew Amy's jokes would suck but I thought since it was Judd itd have some kinda new take but it was literally just a by the numbers Rom com with the same game of thrones penis joke in like 6 places
7 KDkid18 2015-12-12
Give it time, she will burnout and American media will move on.
3 SkepticSloth 2015-12-12
She got nominated for one reason: Judd Apatow. They're selling DVS and Blurays with it. That's what the awards show are for - selling movie tickets, discs, and online rentals. Always has been, always will be, the Golden Globes is a heavily lobbied group of journalists who do what the studios pay them to do - promote their movies. That's why Dicaprio's is nominated, before it's released - they sank a ton of money in it, and they want their return on that investment.
Judd makes Hollywood a lot of money, especially in disc and rental sales. Of course they nominated his movie. And yes, the movie is utter dreck, I fell asleep after 20 minutes, but long enough to see Amy can't act, at all.
Ignore it, or pirate it. They're just trying to sell you something with their awards.
2 gmus 2015-12-12
At least for the Golden Globes it's the Hollywood Foreign Press and they're notoriously corrupt.
2 seedlesssoul 2015-12-12
I just watched the movie tonight and noticed one of the jokes in the movie is almost word for word out of her first special on comedy central. The joke is about what pretentious girls do when they're suppose to be sleeping. It's fucking stupid.
1 chris2webby 2015-12-12
did you see the promo for the Trainwreck dvd? When it says "hilarious bloopers", and shows an image of Amy "making waves" with her hand. It does NOT look funny at all.
1 sjv9009 2015-12-12
That movie sucked badly. Only funny scenes involved Colin Quin. Amy Schumer blehh
1 RacistPigeon 2015-12-12
Because when the leftards gave Amy the anti gun script, she read it like a good girl. It's called nepotism and cronyism.
1 Enriquepollazzo 2015-12-12
(it was a bad movie with a few good jokes in it)
19 johnnythunders78 2015-12-12
That's like some next level zen koan, Confucius type shit. Open to interpretation.
15 destinypallooker 2015-12-12
It really is. Could actually be a compliment.
8 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Pretty sure it wasn't, though. Like the guy before me wrote, reads very Colin Quinnesque in the sarcasm dept.
2 destinypallooker 2015-12-12
Honestly I'm a little sick of the media nonsense around her. She's being used by the sjw media.
1 rottengymshorts 2015-12-12
Or maybe Colin Quinnesque sarcasm? Who knows.
18 sikemanders 2015-12-12
Doug may be the only real comedian in the world right now that doesn't suck her balls.
-12 JohnQNo1 2015-12-12
does the word "real" only mean people you agree with? what kind of tactless moron endorses realness above all else? it's retarded.
6 sikemanders 2015-12-12
Most celebrities sugar coat their words and even hide their true thoughts in order to protect their image and career. Doug doesn't do that, which makes him honest, real and great. I don't remember saying realness is a quality that is above all else either, just above phoniness.
-6 JohnQNo1 2015-12-12
bullshit. his supposed "realness" is his career. he's as much of an fraud as everyone else. he's not going to say something that would jeopardise your admiration of him. also, why doesnt someone have the right to hide their true thoughts for their own gain? exhibitionism isnt an obligation.
15 SkepticSloth 2015-12-12
Bullshit back. Stanhope is in a place where he doesn't need or want movie parts, he tours once in a while and sells albums, because he bought a cheap house out in the middle of bumfuck arizona, and doesn't give a fuck, his monthly nut is probably less than what most people spend on gas to commute.
I only think a couple comics are truly uncensored, and Doug is one of them. I've yet to see him act differently, if it's on his podcast, Rogans, on O&A, on any other show. He played himself when he was on Louis' show. If he's acting, then he's one of the best actors out there for the most consistent performance, ever - and should be in movies constantly.
One of his bits is maxing out his mother's credit cards after he helped her commit suicide, because she had a fatal disease. Do you you think he gives one fuck what some random guy on Reddit, or anywhere else, and their "admiration" of him?
He's giving Amy shit, because he doesn't give a fuck about being in movies with her or Apatow, or being on her show. He can tour for a month in the clubs and make enough to live on for a year. He's one of the few that can truly say "Fuck you" to Hollywood, and survive.
If he's a fraud, then he's one of the best frauds, ever. Epic, evil genius level.
1 Flamgirlant 2015-12-12
He was my favorite part of Louie and I really dig that show.
2 sikemanders 2015-12-12
No one is saying it's an obligation but its more interesting and entertaining than fake bullshit. Doug simply strikes me as someone that doesn't worry about being PC or protecting an image. Yes you have the right to hide your true feelings legally, but would you trust the word of someone like that?
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4 holodog 2015-12-12
Above all else real.
4 nawtfunny 2015-12-12
You are a fucking idiot
-2 JohnQNo1 2015-12-12
i'm just being honest. not my fault if you can't handle the realness.
12 ib--90 2015-12-12
can someone explain what he means by this? English ain't my first language
71 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2015-12-12
He's mocking her PC, "accept all women" brand of feminist humour by applying its logic to something gross and male, which they obviously wouldn't accept, thus highlighting the inconsistencies within her point of view and that of her fellow PC feminist cuntfaces.
14 BaseballPresident 2015-12-12
English is my first language and I have no idea still.
8 [deleted] 2015-12-12
I believe he is saying that if Amy Schumer's awful comedy is so popular, then his awful penis has a chance too.
4 MaxJohnson15 2015-12-12
Could be referring to her heroic display of her rolls in that magazine shot.
12 Me007gold 2015-12-12
I assume it has something to do with Amy being a fat cow and posing for that calendar
21 kgt5003 2015-12-12
I think he is more saying that Amy's comedy is all about her fuckin guys and even though she is fat she can get any guy she wants and you can't call her a slut because what she is doing is empowering to women... it doesn't matter if she is fat and ugly.. she gets fucked all the time and that's empowering. Stanhope is saying "I have an ugly little STD riddled cock but I feel so empowered by Amy talking about her fat disgusting sex life that I have the confidence to walk around with my little STD dick hanging out for everyone to see... how empowering."
12 ApevonTarskin 2015-12-12
Nail on the head of a herpes-ridden penis.
2 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-12
sounds messy
12 McGowan9 2015-12-12
That's what we call in England, "a subtle dig."
16 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
To be fair, that's pretty much all you guys do, though.
4 Wellshiteinabucket 2015-12-12
Shut up limey.
17 McGowan9 2015-12-12
The fact that British Navy members chewed on limes so as to avoid scurvy, while conquering two thirds of the globe, has to be one of the shittiest "insults" ever bestowed on a nation. At least just call us rotten teethed faggots or something.
10 Holzmann 2015-12-12
You know what you deserve to be called? Friend.
5 McGowan9 2015-12-12
Thanks, chum.
-1 Wsallgood 2015-12-12
heeeey ah! This guy right here!
7 Tom_Stall 2015-12-12
2/3 or less than 1/4?
Clue: It's less than 1/4.
3 McGowan9 2015-12-12
How dare you disrupt my nationalistic bombast with pedantic facts. Shame on you.
3 SkepticSloth 2015-12-12
"Buggerer" is preferable - because they did that in the British Navy, too.
-1 harold_falcon 2015-12-12
Eat shit, faggot.
0 McGowan9 2015-12-12
Thank you. Hopefully your truck load is full of fuel. And you drive it into a tree.
-1 harold_falcon 2015-12-12
Gasoline is combustible, not flammable, dipshit. Grow a brain.
4 McGowan9 2015-12-12
So let's go with the spark of metal striking against wood and lighting your gasoline load. Purely for argument's sake. Plus your, obviously, big brain will add green, biodegradable fuel to the fire. Everyone's a winner.
1 Elagens 2015-12-12
*Petrol
0 chris2webby 2015-12-12
and you can't grow a brain, numbskull
1 harold_falcon 2015-12-12
Of course you can, fucktard.
9 TheDarkFezRises 2015-12-12
Kurt and Sherrod were right about the vile racism around here.
3 dakkar1 2015-12-12
cant stand that uppity loud nigger sherrod
0 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
How manly and assertive. You must own a gun.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2015-12-12
No my mom wouldn't allow that.
12 alcoon-slambag 2015-12-12
http://imgur.com/UyNRlhF
7 harold_falcon 2015-12-12
Oh goodness, that's fucking disgusting.
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11 ChippusMaximus 2015-12-12
I will always be a Stanhope fan because he's never sold out or given a shit about trying to be something he's not. He's knows his place and lives it well. My Deadbeat Hero.
10 AssMcPlay 2015-12-12
hope she ends up as hated as dane cook and cant understand why
7 JesusLesnar 2015-12-12
I hope she blames it on misogyny.
9 VladiRad 2015-12-12
Finally a comic going against the grain on this overrated whore. It's ridiculous how much she gets a pass from the exact people who should hate her.
8 Ant_Sucks 2015-12-12
Amy has responded on twitter:
"I LOVE Dougie. He's hilarious. I LOVE my fans. Peace out xx"
1 RepostThatShit 2015-12-12
Challenge declined.
7 srb9586 2015-12-12
One of the only good comics left who I dont absolutely loathe. I think its down to attell and stanhope at this point. I deleted twitter because i hated seeing people I liked give me douche chills while I take a shit. Then I come to this sub and still get the highlights and feel the same way. Im gonna go kill myself.
2 chris2webby 2015-12-12
no Colin?
4 srb9586 2015-12-12
Who are you callin jerry seinfeld or sump'n dvv dvvv dvvv
1 paul_bruin 2015-12-12
Stanhope, Nic Dipaolo, Anthony Cumia, Dave Attell, and Patrice are probably the most honest group of comedians in the last 20 years
3 [deleted] 2015-12-12
Oh my thats glorious.. fucking glorious. Not long until some of the Schumer defending FAGGOTS on this sub start throwing their fat towels in
10 Wellshiteinabucket 2015-12-12
Hey, no need to bring the fatness of peoples towels in to this.That's uncalled for.
3 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
You prefer skinny towels? Why? They absorb far less water after a shower. Fat towels are the best, for people big or small.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2015-12-12
Doug rules. Can't tell for sure what he means by this, though.
1 [deleted] 2015-12-12
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3 chris2webby 2015-12-12
"Big Fat" Amy Schumer
2 AntsCamera 2015-12-12
He would rather walk around proudly showing his herpe encrusted cock, because her showing her fat nasty body actually makes what Doug wants to do look reasonable.
2 Enriquepollazzo 2015-12-12
I slow clapped for doug. I defended amy up until her look at me pictures of her celebrity friends on thanksgiving. That was disgusting. She is so desperate ....for what I don't know
1 TijnTijn 2015-12-12
The great thing about Stanhope he doesn't work in comedy clubs or has any ambition to make movies or tv so he has nothing to lose and can say whatever the fuck he wants without it hurting his career!
1 telepepper 2015-12-12
I have hair piece.
1 Enriquepollazzo 2015-12-12
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1643
11 PiggyFork 2015-12-12
Blacks and Jews.
-4 anal-surprise 2015-12-12
Where does Lorne Michaels and his band of merry men fit in? Fey, Baldwin, Fallon, Myers, etc. Because I am definitely seeing camps here, just not sure if religion is behind it; or just friendships. Aren't most of them Catholic?
-7 meanmug247 2015-12-12
Not cool man.
1 Elagens 2015-12-12
*Petrol
1 cayneabel 2015-12-12
Endure millennia of murder, exile and persecution. Band together and support each other in order to fend off said murder, exile and persecution. Be accused of exclusionism. Seems reasonable.
Are you trolling me, or are you really that fucking stupid?
Whatever traits you wish to ascribe to the Jews must be taken in context. The world made them what they are. It tried pounding them into dust against an anvil, and ended up forging a blade - a miniscule group of people with astonishing power, influence, and endurance.
And to reply to your last point, yes, if/when any other race of people endures the horrors that the Jews have, they are absolutely justified in propping each other up in order to survive. Sorry that the Jews didn't just take it lying down and vanish from history for the sake of not hurting your fucking feelings.
But look at it this way: at least people like you now have a scapegoat to blame all your life's failings and inadequacies on.