Kurt Metzger is a loud bore

12  2015-12-11 by ciscohelpme

O&J had Artie Lange on a few months ago. I would have liked to hear Artie bounce off Jim and do some funny shit but I couldn't because Metzger would not shut the fuck up. Down syndrome Trey Parker talked over everyone and his stories were bad. I checked out his other appearances, same god damn thing.

Haven't listened to his comedy but glad he's feeling this sub's wrath.

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I know my favorite Louis CK, Norton, Burr and even Vos moments from O&A. Quick, somebody give me a memorable Metzger moment. I'll wait.

How about that time he got upset on social media?

There was one time this summer that Kurt and Jim did a show alone together I remember it being very enjoyable. He's not up there with the greats like you mention but he's worlds better than Sherrod or DiStefano imo. I don't support his twitter outburst but it is kind of funny. If people are getting as mad at Kurt as he's getting at Twitter, they're just as bad

Ian Halperin being destroyed with his goddesses. Although I believe that Ant and Jefferies were carrying most of that weight.

When the staff had to do stand up or when ian halperin was in studio one time. I can't tell you anything funny he said but i definitely remember him being there

Totally agree, that was the first time I saw Kurt and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. Just lame joke after lame joke.. desperately trying to get the room laughing and it never happened while he wasted precious Artie time.

Sometimes people just need a nice, meaty Mike Tyson hook to the jaw.. and Kurt Metzger is one of those people.

And that douchey fight story he told. Sick dude, you got punched. Let us all sit and marvel at how tough you are.

also just noticed your username, I'm jealous I didn't make it first.

Race Wars? More like Race Bores am i right?

Oh man!

Whenever I see or hear him, I'm reminded of Bea Arthur. He just comes across as a cranky old woman.

his special is pretty shitty, that's all i need to know.

Let's just say the other night really was the first time hes checked this sub and with a few tweets made it blow up/got his twitter active.... that self obsessed drug addict is going to be on here daily now.

I like Metzger, gggrrrr

I'm not a fan of the Metzger

He's hilarious, passionate and interesting. And autistic.

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This isn't a very good post about Opie.

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There.

Hold on hold on hold on.. Snowaaaay

slip me an envelope, I'll take a peek at my NUMBAHS